>Tepe runs a seaside brothel on the FFXIV server Hyperion. These 18+ love dens exist on the raunchy role-play server Balmung and the populous server Leviathan as well. In them, players offer erotic role-play in exchange for lofty fees. In private rooms, cat girls sprawl out on beds with elves, humans, blue-skinned giants and other fantastical races playing out fantasies ranging from lighter bondage fare to all things tentacles. Anything is possible in text chat, and what can’t be conveyed in words is conveyed through emotes like /hug and /doze.
>“I used to think this was just ‘Smut for losers who can’t get a real girl,’ like most people,” she said. Now, she said, she gets it. It’s not about getting off, at least not entirely. It’s an expert mode challenge not entirely unlike finishing a high-level raid, though in this case, it’s solving a writing puzzle that the game empowers even if it doesn’t explicitly endorse.
what the fuck
Inside The Brothels Of Final Fantasy XIV
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Get out.
>what the fuck
People doing what they want in a way that makes them happy. Bonus points for it being a video-game.
Go find yourself a way to enjoy the chair cruise you are taking through like.
Isn't ublock origin good enough to deal with that?
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>I'm a catgirl
>Never ERP'd
I'm not missing anything am I?
I hope something good is in 4.2
I don't get how people can erp with just text. I can't get my groove on without any visual stimulation.
Tepe is trash
I'm glad i just play this game for some fun boss battles and the music
Well, the half-naked characters and the emotes are the "visual stimulation".
Other than potential hilarious screenshots, no, not much.
but will it have THICK?
>read about FFXIV brothels
>no mention of lalasluts
>we remain under the radar. good.
I've jacked off to NWN porn modules that are 90% text and a black screen. All you need is imagination.
Because you dont go to a classy mansion brothel for lalas, you find them in the dirty back alleys of Ul'dah for cheap.
so there's a goldshire inn in ff14 too? im fucking shocked
you're not far from the truth. lewd lalas are typically the most desperate as we don't get alot of interest from the general public
In ff 14, you can make your OWN brothels!
This is honestly pretty cool. I'm not into ERP but it's the fact that players came together and actually organized a brothel, that's neat.
how is ERP even a thing. how can you looked past the fact that 9 times out of 10, it's you and another guy writing this shit back and forth to each other.
kotaco making non articles as usual
waifufags are just that desperate
the same way you believe that your hard work matters, or that one day you'll find your waifu
I can do it because I know theres another person on the other side getting off as well. 95% of the time its likely another dude but Im okay with that. When Im really horny that just adds to it for me
Sorry, but I jack off exclusively to my own catgirl! That's why I created her!
You can apply the same logic to doujins too: The one that created the erotic content that you are fapping to (be it text, 3D model or 2D image) is probably a dude.
You don't write your own erotic stories to beat off to?
how is fiction even a thing. how can you looked past the fact that 9 times out of 10, it's another guy writing this shit.
Ohh, so that's why all of my friends play this game.
i do. but i can't use them for that purpose since i analyze and edit it similar to a academic paper
not the same thing. you are actively talking to another guy for the purpose of getting off. if that's not gay i dont know what is.
>y'shitola used to be a prostitute
I FUCKING KNEW IT
>kotaku desperately clickbaiting as usual
By your definition fapping to fictional female characters is gay because they're written by men. Why are you so insecure in your sexuality?
Wrong face.
I'm a catboy, same. I have a real life hasubando and we're monogamous though, so it might just be more of a "not desperate enough" rather than being "above" doing it. He plays a lala and heals and I tank.
>It’s an expert mode challenge not entirely unlike finishing a high-level raid
AHAHAHAHA
i used to hang around the brothels on an RP WoW server and play a raper/nuisance. hassling the "women", selling pets or shirts or other random useless shit, in general just causing a ruckus. good times
Drawfags doing commissions are actively talking to their clients to draw the 2D picture they want. In the end, the text inside that speech balloon saying "PLEASE MASTER DESTROY MY TIGHT PUSSY WITH YOUR BIG HARD COCK AND IMPREGNATE ME" was written by a dude.
Also, by your definition you are basically saying that people doing ERP is gay, but fapping to people doing ERP isn't since you aren't actively involved with them (since you are fapping to screenshots and shit). That makes no sense.
>It's an expert mode challenge to roleplay
fucking LMAO, more than half the people roleplaying in FFXIV can't even use proper vocabulary. if you try ERPing with a cat, they will use the word "cock" at least 6 times within 5 minutes of sex.
Why would you ever take a guy seriously when they can't even properly capitalize or punctuate their sentences?
finding good ERP is about as hard as finding a good raid group user.
i've found that the best ERPers are actually pretty good players too
You use emotes to enhance the experience
>he doesn't download shitty text-based feminization htmls from tfgamessite
singleplayer masturbation > multiplayer masturbation
Man, TFGamesite is my favorite flavor of trash porn.
>4m for dancing naked
Give me money
Because I do gay ERP.
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh i wanna titfuck black tifa
>Paying for ERP
>Not having your own cumslut
Its not about ads
Its abouy pageviews
Everytime you click on their links they get pageviews. Which are the ones they show to investors so they can get money off them.
This.
Only thing better is being paid for ERP.
miqote genocide when
Is that a lalafell? That thing looks like a fat toddler.
Now I'm slightly interested in the game.
>That thing looks like a fat toddler.
That's what they are.
>majority mooncats
Of course. They really are the realm's cumdumps.
lalafells are much closer to 2, which is chibi. note the head ratio on lalafellan models
Where are the mooncats in Limsa
The author of this article fished, distorted and misrepresented interviews with a handful of questionable players purely to publish this seedy piece of shit.
This is a follow-up to a similar article she wrote a few days ago which got a lot of attention because the headlines are provocative. I know Kotaku have a shit reputation but this is just lazy clickbait.
I've had my best ERP while playing XIV but I like the models and selection of BDO.
There will never be MMO whores half as skilled as the ones in EVE Online.
Which MMO has the best ERP community? I'm not into furry shit or anything deviant like vore, scat, etc. just plain vanilla textfuck
>actually ERPing with innocent lala
>It’s an expert mode challenge
>tfw when you can do a 40man or 25 heroic raid with no problem, but being a witty roleplayer is too hard
>tfw you will never be a virtual slut
>(((lala)))
>innocent
>The madam Queen Tepe
they charge extra for innocent
Why are FFXIV players so autistic?
No they're not. Lalafell heads are slightly smaller than the size of their torsos. That puts them around 4-5 on your chart, but they're much shorter and don't have curvy figures. They're shaped like minifridges.
>IT'S FUCKING REAL
Why would they need to go join pirates when they already steal and murder in the Twelveswood (which they literally invaded)?
Balmung is just FF14 Dawnguard
>humans with cat ears and tails
>humans with giraffe necks and long ears
>humans with horns and some scaly patches
>humans that look like fat babies
>"fantastical races"
ur rite
moon cats steal and murder
sun cats are prostitutes
>Lalafells
>Innocent
Those potatoes are the most deviant fuckers you can find. They're into all kinds of crazy shit, like the Taru were in XI.
>the fucking state of MMOs
>its likely another dude but Im okay with that. When Im really horny that just adds to it for me
This means you're a faggot.
>wahhh xiv is not furry enough
>had several people make erp requests to me on my femroe
>always tell them that I'm not interested
>apologize but thank me for being polite
Do all erpfags have manners like this, or was it just Coeurl's?
FFXI is proven superior again
don't pretend you're not going to throat some cocks as soon as the first VR-integrated dildo suite is invented
Who gave the degenerate an article go ahe--oh Kotaku, par for the course then.
Did they do that intentionally to put off pedos and make themselves a flourishing toddlercon community instead?
That's right, goy...I mean guys. It's a challenge! You like challenges don't you? Come to Ul'dah, if you think you're up to it.
>Tepe
>Same server and house location as me, just different ward
They fucking "visited" my fc to try and "encourage" one of our own to join them, it was a whole fucking parade of them running and emoting at our house just to get one guy to join them.
I'll never forget that fucking moment of just wtf is going on.
He didn't join, but boy howdy, that was fucking weird.
Also never expected them to get an article written about them.
It's hard being a published author who likes to ERP. There's practically nowhere you can find prose parity and everyone you play with ends up insecure about the difference in quality.
It sabotages the fun when you have to stop every ten minutes to assure the other person that they're doing okay.
They also tend to do weird things like try to cater perfectly to your listed preferences, I guess because they overvalue you as a partner.
Erpfags usually don't send tell randomly, but to like femroes you need to be a freak to begin with.
HEAVEN HOLDS NO ANGELS AND MUCH MEAT
>hyperion
Final Fantasy XIV was a mistake because of the people it attracts, why did this game have to exist in the franchise? One MMO was enough.
amen
>Thinking erp is news
they are really grasping for shit.
Intentionally to put off pedos, but really SE just wanted to attract normalfags more than anything. Actual loli models like the Elin in Tera are a little offputting to some people.
ENOUGH
>Because you dont go to a classy mansion brothel for lalas, you find them in the dirty back alleys of Ul'dah for cheap.
Lies. Female Lalafell, unlike the other races, are actually productive while rendering services to their patrons. For example, these lovely young ladies will be your maids tonight. Say something nice to them, Sup Forums.
Dog, you will never know unless you try reading some erotic fiction. It can give you some of the hardest boners of your life if you find the right stuff. Imagination is powerful shit.
I'd say that visuals can even detract from it at times.
>what can’t be conveyed in words
fucking casuals
erp can do goddamn anything through text. fappers have it EASY these days
source: several years of my life immersed in LJRP smut as a teenager
>lala
>innocent
>Actual loli models like the Elin in Tera are a little offputting to some people.
Homosexuals, you mean?