You're too old to play video games!

You're too old to play video games!
You're ALL- TOO- OLD!

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Am I too old to buy Skyrim?

>people born in 2000 are officially allowed here next year
>tfw older than most of Sup Forums at 28

I got memed on to watch the whole 3 hours of this shit. It's boring as fuck with an anticlimactic ending. Is the new one better?

Fuck, Pennywise is right

I liked the new one better. Then again, I also liked the original, so not sure if you will like it.

I'm older than most of Sup Forums at 18

*insert post on how little shits are the majority here here*

The new one is great, but only for the group of friends doing stuff scenes.
The actual clown and horror part still fucking suck.

>29 years old
>most of them never grew up without internet in their home
>half of Sup Forums doesn't even remember the early 2000s internet

nigga about 30 is average now. do you also believe there are no girls at all?

HELP! POLICE! THERE'S KIDS DUCKING DOWN HERE!
I'M NOT A FUCKING PEDO OH GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE.
OH NO... OH NO NO NO NOW THEY'RE TAKING TURNS CUMMING INSI- HOLY FUCK THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

Still far far far better than the original, but it loses some of the goofy retardation the original one had.

We all float down here!

Fucking phone posters

I couldn't even float in the dead sea.

They act like they're fucking 16, so 22 yo on average seems a good middle ground
No girls here though, only manchildren

Want penis enlargement pills?

Alright, I know the kids fuck in the sewers but did they actually put that in either of the movies?

Not in the new one; that's for sure.

>out in public the other day
>woman asks for date of birth to fatty next to me
>something something 97
>feel urge to kill self, being old enough to have memories of 1997

I turned 30 This year user. 1997 was 20 years ago. 1997 to kids today is like 1977 was to us as a kid

Remember how in the new movie they never introduce the floating thing and Georgie never says it but somehow Pennywise keeps bringing it up? That's quality writing.

Why hasn't Stephen King been arrested?

>hates Kubrick's Shining because it wasn't a perfect 1to1 adaptation
>makes his own shitty tv adaptation

Just fucking how can you hate one of the greatest directors and possibly one of the greatest horror movies because it's better than your shitty adaptation?

Tell Mike Hanlon that the op is a faggot.

I was born in 97, take it easy gramps and enjoy the time we live in.

When is the next movie

>you are too old to watch TV
>you are too old to watch films
>you are too old to read books
What the fuck you gonna do about it OP?

Could Pennywise have a good moveset if he was in a fighting game?

>Too old for video games
The fuck am I supposed to do? Invent a new language?
Lay an egg faggotiny chapetiny monottete pacotiny.

>grapple that bites an opponent's arm
>bounce on balloons to avoid attacks
>special ability lets you shapeshift into various monsters like the leper and creature from the black lagoon

Depends on who he is fighting. Could have OP matchups with kids

>too old to read books

this is not a thing

I'm sure /lit/ would call one a child for reading certain books they don't approve of.

After buying injustice 2, id say pennywise might be on to something, for me at least

Kings books are pretty much the literary equivalent of B- movies. He himself wrote that he detests when teachers or critics etc. always try to find something "deep" in a story, and he only wants to write plain stories with no themes or hidden meanings integrated. Kings books are pretty much shitty horror movies on paper

You should have watched it when it came out, you retarded underage

Only if you like gangnam style

It's not that he detests deeper meaning. Rather he hates trying to pretentiously shoehorn it in. To use an example from It: the girl in the writing class who wrote about a cow staring at an engine block after WWIII. You can write a deep impactful story about the dangers of nuclear war and it's far reaching consequences, but her basic story idea was garbage to begin with and the teacher only liked it for its preaching.

It has some neat scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=wHbpWtMOJTI

KISS ME FAT BOI

i'm a wizard

>He himself wrote that he detests when teachers or critics etc. always try to find something "deep" in a story, and he only wants to write plain stories with no themes or hidden meanings integrated.
I dunno man, the entirety of the dark tower series seems to be a message about addiction.

Only manchildren play videogames.

>that face when been trolling and shitposting on Sup Forums for almost 12 years now

Fuck you i'm on my 20 spring.

girls(male) maybe

Video games are fun user. Don't you want to play them?

B-But I'm 20! My Mommy just let me P-play those M-rated games 3 years ago!

>there are people who still haven't gotten tired of console war shitposting after 12 years

are you over 12?

He'd be an amazing Bloodborne boss.

>spending your free time shitposting about video games with 16-year-olds

DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN?