>try to write an extremely straight character by making him creepily fawn over any and all girls

>somehow fuck up this simple plan and make him come off as gayer than a post-pride-parade orgy
How the fuck did Nomura fuck up this bad? Every time he talks to a girl it just sounds like a cry for help from deep within the closet.

>implying they were trying to write an extremely straight character
Fucking look at Prompto. If he wasn't fujoshi-bait, then I don't know what is. He's feminine as fuck and I'm pretty sure he gets his ass pounded by all the guys everytime they camp.

looks like a faggot too

Isn't he designed by Nomura? All his main characters look like colossal faggots.

People in the west would literally bully the fuck out of them, in Arab countries they wouldn't survive one day and in the prison they would get passed around.

100% faggot.

No idea how adult people can play this.

He used to look cool

Only time Prompto got anything was through Eroquis.

Left is slightly better but both are gay as fuck. Doesn't help that he has the body of a 12 year ld scene boy.

It's a good thing we don't live in Saudi Arabia like you, Achmed.

I remember when game characters didn't use to look like meth addict actors.

Jesus fuck I want to punch that face.

>body of a 12 year old scene boy
Not really. More like his tits are bigger than my mom's. He apparently has anorexia or some sort of eating disorder so that explains his sticks for arms.

>2017
>Not wanting to cum inside a twink

He looks like a lot of things but I don't get this meth addict meme.

this is modern Sup Forums, most people here now are fresh out of sunday school

I want to kiss his nose!

I just wish people would stop comparing SE gay porns to Monolith games.

Final Fantasy characters used to look like blocky dwarves with Popeye arms.

I want to pound his boypussy without lube so I can hear him scream.

I do but I don't want to have them in my games as main characters.

>Hammer Head Hooker

blocky dwarves > 40 year old meth addicts who had extensive facial plastic surgery

Probably because Nomura didn't write him. Nomura's Prompto was supposed to be an actual ladies man and confident/devilmaycare, but Tabby thought he was too loud and an asshole or something so he made him fat tumblr-bait faggot.

FFXV needed at least one scene showing a fully erect dick.

Those that fuck anything that move are the biggest closet fags out there.

They are defiling girls just to prove they don't like the dick they crave everyday.

Watch he doesn't flip that around, user.

I want to lick his nose!

>40
He's 20 and has had zero plastic surgery.

Or a hug scene. Seriously, Prompto didn't even get one from Noct after getting pushed off the train by Noct, going missing for 5 days, and then getting kidnapped and abused by Ardyn.

>He's 20 and has had zero plastic surgery.
Poor guy, must be a birth defect.

He looks 20 though? Also he /is/ a clone and is apparently going to kick the bucket within 5 years after Noct died so.

>implying
Gladios would beat the fuck out of your ragheads

Don't worry. Saudi Arabia is coming to you

Closeted twinks suck the best dick tho

Christians are already here

He looks like he's made out of plasticine and marzipan.
That's not a healthy look.

>a guy who's constantly and relentlessly going after women is actually homosexual
Stop the fucking presses.

>Nomura
Huh?

He's made out of a fat man's semen and pig, chocobo, and cactuar parts so I mean....neither is shirtposting on a Mongolian trot forum.

Who do you think is inviting us to your countries christcuck?

this but unironically

>shirtposting
>shirt
I'll see myself out.

>His, Aranea's, and Iris's animations
Like what the fuck. Everyone else is acting normal and they're doing their anime bullshit.

>waaaah waaaah why doesn't he look like a 40 years old balding fart with a meme beard?
kys

>acting normal
>in the background, you hear a "...a new recipeeeehhhhhghhrj" while Gladio makes sexual grunting noises and smiles at nothing, and Noct's face is perpetually in a grimace, even when he sneezes into his hands like a fucking barbarian

He could just look, you know, normal.

no i'm saying christians are basically moving more and more toward their own sharia law

No I'm fine with the silly voices. I said animations. Only thing wrong with Noct's animation is his crippling boneitis in every picture.

He does look normal. Gay, but normal.

What animations specifically? If you mean the fighting ones then yes Prompto jumps around like a fat kid in a candy store but it's amusing.
>crippling boneitis
Kek.

The way he bounces and smirks in every conversation. In combat he's constantly rolling on the ground.
One of the starting quests where he's laughing at the rhino-thing is the perfect example. He's just "too alive".

Yeah, that's part of his persona. Very bouncy. I wanna bounce on him if you get what I mean.

>nomura wasn't even director anymore and the character was redesigned after he left
OP how can you be this retarded

>in Arab countries they wouldn't survive one day and in the prison they would get passed around.
Calm down ahmed or trump is gonna send the drones again.

>game with “normal” looking girls
>omg nooo fucking SJWs, why can't they look pretty, it's just a game not real life
>game with good looking guys
>oh no why can't this guy look normal reee that's so gay
epic

I don't know why but it looks like he's got mild acne.

Can we all agree that Bahamut lied and that he's the ancestral father of the Lucii after Comrades?
It seems sort of obvious now.
>kill brother in arms
>oh shit, literal darkness and evil is emmating from his corpse and corrupting everything
>"bless" two bloodlines with nerfed versions of your powers
>one of them is tasked with protecting your crystal where you sleep and pretend to be all knowing and all seeing when you're really just pulling everyone's strings. the other is tasked with slowing the spread of the darkness
>Wait 4000 years until enough lightdragonspawn have died that their acculumated soul power is greater than your own
>Have them sacrifice themselves to fix your mess
>your two bastard demigod halfbreed bloodlines AND the mess you created are both extinguished

I thought I'd fucking hate Prompto going in but he ended up being my favourite. In a couple of dungeons my other party members ended up stuck in a wall somewhere, so I was forced to solo it with Prompto. Doesn't hurt that he's the only one who actually let himself have fun every so often, too.

He still looks like a crack tweaking lesbian though.

He looks like a cute is what he looks like. I wanna pinch his cheeks and tell him it's okay to be gay and he can stop creeping on Cindy now.

I don't like how asian these 3D models look nowadays.
I like anime style when it looks like cool nordic people, not koreans with bleached hair.

They're poorly drawn-on freckles.

I like them, they're kinda cute.

When's FFXV PC so we can get the boys' models ripped for SFM videos?

After Episode Luna and Ardy announcement

Every FFXV protag looks like they were designed for gay porn.

Although I do agree that Prompto was probably initially pitched as a sleazy younger guy who wants to bang hard.

those are called freckles, user

>nomura
You mean the female writer that took over when it became Tabata's game. Makes sense now doesn't it?

Because nomura is GAAAAAY

Prompto's incredibly gay.

This thread is further proof that the only people that could possibly think FFXV was good are just teenage girls. I bet most of you in here aren't even 18 yet.

Besides, everyone knows that Ignis was the only character worth caring about. Prompto a shit.

I mean, what do you expect when you make an entire party of dudes?

If you had to make one of the bros a chick, which one would you choose?

West is full of faggots though feels like its pride month every other month

>anatomy

Prompts easily. Energetic waifu who loves chocobos and photography

Ignis is basically already best waifu

I want to fuck Prompto

>Gays
>on MY Sup Forums

faggots get the FUCK out

You afraid of turning gay too?

>I thought I'd fucking hate Prompto going in but he ended up being my favourite.

bara thread?

almost all final fantasy male characters look like huge faggots

>baracucks

Lol as if pepe could throw a punch at a bar dude

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He looks like Tidus got his clothes from Hot Topic.

>No idea how adult people can play this.
Because people with taste know gay twinks are the pinnacle of beauty.

What would have this game been like if the MCs were all females instead?

Total shit. Even one female character would have made it a worse game.

This guy gets it

When's the StudioFOW Eliot vid? I know they finished auditions for VAs for him 2 weeks ago.

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This is a Japanese game, Asia sees these "flower boys" as men who take care of themselves, and don't see make-up and plastic surgery as gay traits.