Why are no games set in rural canada?

Why are no games set in rural canada?

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Kona is set in rural Quebec, it's quite neat

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Gorilla tape is better. Fight me.

quebec should fucking sink into the sea

they dont even speak real french. fuck those pseudo-frogs

Until dawn

But there is.

I remember watching this show alot with my dad growing up. It was comfy times.

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i always appreciated how much effort he put in those handyman corner segments

that show was fucking hilarious

I'm not even Canadian, I find the Québec/rest of Canada animosity hilarious

What is The Long Dark

Canada isn't a real country its the equivalent of a child pretending to be a doctor of fireman

>they dont even speak real french

In the same way that Americans don't speak real English, maybe.

They speak a 300 year old dialect of French originally from the rural outskirts of France and have had 300 years of isolation to stew it in.

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Every fame set in Canada is a horror indie title.

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im not gonna lie, i hated this show as a kid. the only thing i remember was that they did some weird anthem thing at the end of each episode

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>tfw no mountie rdr style game
>crossing canada on horseback to catch criminals
>heading up north and reuniting with your old special constable partner
>log driving/ lumber jack jobs
>getting eaten alive by blackflies
>bashing a lippy Québécois


I wish.

How many games use the handyman's secret weapon?

broken hockey sticks? Dead Rising

>GTA: Trailer Park

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Well if that's the only thing you got out of it then no wonder you hated it.

Sang Froid is set in rural Canada. It's pretty cool, you get to shoot werewolves with a musket.

They're such a bunch of shitters.
The provinces that actually produce have to pay "equalizations" to Quebec since they do absolutely fuckall and what little money is made in Quebec goes to the mafia.

>My Winter Car
>incomprehensible Quebecoise dialogue instead of Finnish
>put spikes and a rollcage on a shitbox for ice racing

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Never Ever

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Smokes let's go

Rural Canada is does not exist except for a few locations. Most of what Canadian's call rural is equivalent to "sub-suburban" in America. Might be full of trees of snowy areas or something but there are still a lot of stores, there's still public transportation and are still part of food, retail, consumer ecosystem.

Basically if you can get a taxi, get your mail/packages delivered directly to your house and you still have non-satellite internet plus still has a electrical grid, then you're not rural.

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>That episode where he welds the front of two K-cars together and it somehow moves even if only barely
Pure kino

America's like a retard. Physically strong, but not a lot going on upstairs

>tfw there hasn't been a game set in Newfoundland

I think we were mentioned in XCOM once, but that's it b'y

Kona
The Long Dark

>what is unturned

>tfw be newfoundlander

>tfw we have so many dialects

>tfw nothing is real

Harvest Moon: Leaf Edition when?

REEEEEE GET OUT

THATS NOT DUCTAPE

FUCKING PLEBIAN

I live in rural Canada. This place sucks. No one should ever be subjected to any games set here

pitter patter

>Most of what Canadian's call rural is equivalent to "sub-suburban" in America. Might be full of trees of snowy areas or something but there are still a lot of stores, there's still public transportation and are still part of food, retail, consumer ecosystem.

I'm in Newfoundland it's like 90% rural. There's a town here with the population of 6.

Canada is a waste land of degenerates and drug addicts. Every Canadian should be castrated and the executed.

White male genocide.

eh?

RIP

You have Hollywood. It's full of Jews and pedos and pedo jews.

Detroit is on the other side of the river friend

Donkey Kong Country 3, but you could also argue it's boreal Europe.

LetterKenny is pretty great though.

>Throw piss jugs out of window

WAY OF THE ROAD BUBS.

>There's a town here with the population of 6.
you're living real life Skyrim man

Trailer park boys and Red Green are Canada's greatest exports.

You....have no idea what you're talking about, do you? Do you really think that you have to be a literal hermit living in a hillbilly shack 300 miles from any other human to qualify as "rural"?

m8 even in Nebraska we have everything except maybe public transport in the bumfuck panhandle towns and they are sure as shit "rural"

don't forget The Tragically Hip and Our Lady Peace.

It legitimately feels like that. The towns are all separated by vast forests and can be extremely isolated. We have like hundreds of moose deaths a year so they're basically our monsters.

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>rural is the population outside settlements with 1,000 or more population with a population density of 400 or more inhabitants per square kilometre

>There's a town here with the population of 6.
Tilt cove? That's basically an old dying town that should have been dead if not only for the few that benefits directly from tourists.

There are literally cities, towns and locales that are real rural areas.

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Already proven my point.

>ReBoot
>not Dragon Booster
come on now

>Rural Canada doesn't exist because of my arbritary definition

>rural isn't a thing because I say it is
okay fag

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>Tfw joining the RCMP
>Pretty much guaranteed to be sent to some tiny rural backwater
Maybe we can be neighbours user-kun...

>live in a small town
>technically a suburb
>has stores and all you need to survive
>absolutely nothing to do, no long term work prospects, and absolutely surrounded by farmland in every direction

You dumb motherfucker. I wasn't trying to prove your point one way or the other. I just wanted to post a nice picture of Newfoundland to someone who compared it to Skyrim.

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>There are literally cities

A city is, by definition, urban.
Urban is the exact opposite of rural.

prologue of gtaV?

I can't wait.

You just reminded me Our Lady Peace existed once.
Thanks a lot, dickface.

>Rural means "relating to or characteristic of the country or the people who live there." If you move to a rural area, you won't see a lot of skyscrapers or taxis — but you'll probably see a lot of trees.
>living in or characteristic of farming or country life

And I forgot to add.. I live in area with less than

Just try not to kill any of the women, or you'll end up on the Jester's list.

>there are literally cities that are rural

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??????????????????

If there's less than 500 people, how does the "large" mall stay in business?

>but not a lot going on upstairs
In Canada?

not him, but multiple smaller rural towns and villages probably surround them, and travel there for shopping.
they could also have a busy main road travelling through the place, which attracts business.

>North and up are the same direction
The utter state of the American education system.

If there's multiple towns and villages near enough to support high-traffic shopping, then he's living in suburban sprawl.

The >500 village I lived in had a corner store and a diner, the nearest mall was two hours away.

Canada is a real country but despite the fact that we're enormous and have shitloads of natural resources and a decent population our actual international influence is Luxembourg tier because we're retarded and our government is double retarded.

>final boss is a rake

>and our government is double retarded
How did we end up with this garbage?

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Nobody has stood up and fought for a better one yet. It's actually my life's mission.

>yet

Louis Riel led two civil wars.

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Are civil wars of civilians vs government even possible now when the governement would control the military? Assuming the military wouldn't take the civilian's side, that is.

Probably not.
Oka Crisis demonstrated that the Canadian Forces are perfectly willing to bayonet teenaged civilians in the name of even a local mayor and his dreams of building a golf course.

Jesus christ that is corrupt.
It makes our russian scandal look like a playground feud.

>Ray William Johnson grew a moustache and moved to Canada

Canada is horribly corrupt. I kind of want to move to the states, but... I love my province.

I just want independence man

There's a reason that once a party wins the majority vote, it usually takes ten years for them to leave power. It literally takes 90% of the country voting against them to force them out, so it only happens once everyone is sick of them, including the people who originally voted for them.

Oh yeah, Prime Ministers have no terms like American Presidents do. One man could stay in power for the rest of his natural life if nobody voted him out.

Help.

I mean america tried to help 2 times and got sent packing by the british both times. I think they are reluctant to try again at this point without an invitation.

>It literally takes 90% of the country voting against them to force them out

Vote of No Confidence works, too.

everyone knows that. it's just banter mate.

>Simple euphemisms confuse the American

based brainlet poster

>Rural Canada is does not exist
ahahah what the fuck? of all the posts on this website this has to be the dumbest.

Where are you from b'ys

>Canada is horribly corrupt. I kind of want to move to the states
ahahahhahahhahaha ok, this is the second dumbest post I've ever seen on here.