Get in faggot, it's time to pick up that copy of Skyrim you pre-ordered on the Switch!

Get in faggot, it's time to pick up that copy of Skyrim you pre-ordered on the Switch!

Why are you sideways on the road Todd?

Is that beer for me? Thanks, Todd.
Why is it empty?

>his bud doesn't do mad drifts in city traffic while simultaneously handing him a cold one

get better friends

Todd, we're already on the highway, watch the goddamn road.

hes drinking and driving what the fuck do you think

>implying the beer he is handing to you the viewer has any content inside

Todd doesn't conform to society's rules of the road. He makes his own rules.

...

Why is Todd angry?

>30 min already in this car with Todd
>he hasn't spoken a single word yet
>getting nervous, this guy is going to murder me
>suddenly the car starts to drift sideways and this happens

S-sure Todd, let's go!

Here's my Todd oc.

>that copy of Skyrim you pre-ordered on the Switch
Y-yeah, sure... Todd. L-let's go. I actually pirated Skyrim on PC.

someone didnt buy his game

>see that road? You can drift on it

FUCK YEAH
I got the amiibos too with the season pass.

'cause he's fucking Todd, that's why. Are you some kind of beta obsidian cuck who feels threatened by his masculinity?

>When you see a pirated copy of Skyrim

Mr. Howard, why is Skyrim $60 on Switch and $40 on everything else?

Saved.

Thanks pal.

I don't even own a switch

Season pass