Is this the worst video game of all-time? Why does it get such good reviews?

Is this the worst video game of all-time? Why does it get such good reviews?

Nostalgia and shilling

>good reviews
What are you talking about?

>wedding stage
>everyone present are couples except the MC
Hate this stage for its artificial difficulty.

>Real Life™
>Not broken as fuck

Honestly it sucks every single time I play it but I have no choice. I wish I could just close the game.

>be Level 20
>bought the University DLC
>concerned that no guilds will accept my invites

Is the grind really worth it?

It's the most unbalanced and boring game ever. Prove me wrong.

>roll niggerfaggot
>ruling class wont let me call myself a niggerfaggot
:c

My MC just discovered masturbation and is losing social stats. How do I get back to progression?

>good reviews
What? From what I've seen it's gotten mixed to negative reception.

What the fuck, OP? Answer my fucking question. What good reviews?

>good reviews

Because women shill it really hard. They think just because they have it good, every one must also have it good, but little do they know that men don't have vaginas, so their life is on nightmare difficulty, especially if you're an ugly man.

Kek

Because it's pay-to-win.

>4 million user ratings
>9 billion people in the world

Huh?

>They only rated Real Life a "T"
>It's not an RPG
>There are cheats

Something seems wrong there. And what fucking critics are reputable enough to review such a game? Where are their credentials? I'd like to see those reviews.

This explains why almost only men buy sex swap DLC.

>good reviews
Dude the only people that like this game are those contrarians on \v\

A few complaints with this

>not starting in Ukraine or Somalia
FUCKING CASUALS

I wish they would remove microtransactions for things like coffee.

its such fucking bullshit, its overly pay to win and the spawns are random. You can LITERALLY start off as an ugly cripple in a third world country. Who the fuck designed this shit?

>randomized difficulty
That's the stupidest idea ever, you can either get an extremely easy single player or a literally impossible single player. The multiplayer is even worse.

thats 4.2 Billion, and not everyone rated, duh

>start a new character
>get aborted during the loading screen
WOOOOOOOW

more pay to win bullshit

I hate games with a hunger meter, you have to constantly grind just so that your character doesn't run out of health.

I want to quit but think I'm addicted

>Genres: Shooter
Is this the American expansion pack?

>game about grinding to get better gear so you can grind more
>massive empty open world meme
>no endgame
>no plot
>no quests
>boring lore
>shit gameplay
Name one thing this game did right

just take a break, maybe you can come back to it later

>Random character generation only
>Stats are all based on appearance

better graphics than toy story
good music
it's too bad the gameplay and multiplayer are shit

>smoke weed all day
>play vidya
>occasionally do some important work when there are deadlines
dont know what 'grind' you're on about user

>it's a mob tries to rob your items episode

They need to patch their broken speed already

Fuck you too then. Bitch ass thread fleeing ass nigga.

>he didnt get the Trap DLC

>Playing pay to win garbage

oh sorry, idk, some old people like the game

Come back to.. what

I mean to be fair the lore is alright. It's incredibly detailed and spans the entire world and even beyond a bit. There are quests but they're hard to find. The rest of that is true though. I'm only level 23 but I haven't done fucking anything but grind so far.

I like how it's just labeled as an fps, which isn't wrong. I'm just stuck doing the tutorial

>find anyone else who is alone
>invite them to join your party
>raid the tables for rare food drops
If you have two guys with high CHA and DEX you can even do a combo where you can steal food from people's hands.

Only worth playing if you get to play a special character like Buddah, but even then you get the Liberation achievment and have to wait until the next Kalpa to start NG+.

the Indian faction has some pretty neat ideas of what comes after a "game over"

Anyone else trying to speedrun this?

Trying to join the US Military Guild (Army Pack) but the quest is still stuck at incomplete

Maybe I'll try the christian hell dlc, I heard it has a difficult post-game area

the dab emote is cancer remove it

fuck i laughed

I want to quit playing this game, but i fucking can't. Feels like I'd let all my friends and group members down. Shit sucks, man.

>Is this the worst video game of all-time?
Sure.
>random character creation
>no tutorial / no manual
>excessive grind for everything
>pay to win / microtransactions everywhere
>no save points / checkpoints
>permadeath
>new content takes ages to appear, most of the time it's just cosmetics and barely noticeable upgrades
>devs even rolled back the Moon exploration DLC
>exciting events like Crusades or WW2 replaced by refugee crisis / economic downturn
>Singularity expansion promised for years still nowhere to be seen

Graphics are ok and physics kind of work but otherwise a big disappointment.

>Space age DLC never ever
Fuck the devs.

You'll stop playing this game long before it comes out.

Why is this glitch still no fixed?
Is this a inside joke for the devs?

>stature and facial appearance is random
>you can grind money and items to get your appearance changed
>it doesn't even fucking work and you have a 80% chance of looking worse

Fast Travel when?

You'll probably get disconnected from the server by then, but maybe you can create a new character when the game restarts.

>He plays the humanoid class
I mean, it is the class with most stuff to do, but it's all looked behind years of grinding.

Why did the devs make everything cool inaccessible? Do they want people to hate the game?

Is there a video explaining how bees are S tier? Weren't they dying like bitches a couple years ago?

What the hell do these groupings represent

>Got a bug were my character's boner buff will go off even outside the sex minigame at random intervals
How do I fix this shit? The cooldown is too long and using the masturbation skill to clear status effects is hard to do during story cutscenes and important npc interactions.

git gud faglord

>S=good
>F=bad
but that person is wrong as fuck. bee's way to high because theyre dying like bitches, octopus shoiuld be higher, koala should be s-tier cause they get to hang around getting high on leaves all day, and who the fuck knows where clams should be, they dont even have brains, but that probably makes for some kind of cool/unique consciousness.

Louis CK has a guide for that, hasnt been updated in a while though

There's a series of videos explaining the placements, look up Tier Zoo, it's fun.

S = Special (Above the rest, broken, superior)
A,B,C,D,F = Grades, like a grading system A is superior to B and C, F is poor performance.

>game has billions of cute female npcs
>only a few will join my party on occasion
>no romance options for any of them
FUCKING DROPPED

Honestly, all the tiny features of the game are much better than the game itself.
I lose myself reading all bits of lore here and there, and I swear to god I've spent much longer on minigames than on the game proper. Shit's addictive.