Why is this game so much better than Odyssey, Sup Forums?

Why is this game so much better than Odyssey, Sup Forums?

I like it but it isn't

Even the 5 facts won't save this thread

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5 facts?

But it's not

It's not

because you're a pedo?

It's probably some Nazi shit

>those bedroom eyes

5 cute facts about Hat Girl:

- She's a girl!
- She wears a hat!
- I love her!!!!!
- Hat girl!!!!!!!!!!

>Miyamoto is so hacky he has to steal gimmicks from indie games
Really makes you think

>Someone stole my 5 facts post
M-masaka!

>I just licked these urinals clean

but that's only 4 you stupid cunt

isn't
this game is so short
i hope than hat in time 2 be more large

WHERES THE FUCKING DOUJINNNNNSSSSS

>i have an opinion but i need to ask you why
That's stupid.

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yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OP get a life.

>korean
Nice try but if that were real the artist would be in jail.

Hat girl won't eat her sandwich.

>korean
>porn

what

It’s not and you’re a literal shill, unironically, a real shill. No one else would dedicate their life to shitposting these threads.

>No one else would dedicate their life to shitposting these threads.
God damn, you're new as fuck.

>No one else would dedicate their life to shitposting these threads.
Stupid redditors can't understand a patrician lolicon's undying devotion to their loli

SAUCE MA BOI

Is reposting the same thread over and over again your day job?

there is no sauce you stupid thirsty faggot

>No one else would dedicate their life to shitposting these threads.
...user.

Ah I see it’s mental illness. Fuck off shill.

>consistent aesthetic
>good soundtrack
>hourglasses actually feel earned

probably these. I do think I do have some bias though and its weird to say, but some of the unpolished stuff I found kinda endearing in a way that you could tell the devs were improving as the game progresses which is something I can relate with

stfu soiboi

Because the protagonist is cute, unlike the shitty plumber

Who cares? Your game didn't even get to be the flavor of the month, deal with it abd move on. It's clear you have some sort of inferiority complex going on.

If anything, begging for fap material would make you the soyboy.

>Fuck off shill.
I'd rather keep loliposting and making your stay here uncomfortable

It isn't, but it's an excellent game that everyone should play.

Cunny

Well can't wait for you to sperg and turn that to the max... I don't care.

the only good thing related to this is the Shadman porn.

Odyssey could have been good but the utterly uninteresting moon collection ruins it. The movement is good but actually has so many options it gets annoying to play.

The hat thing is a dull gimmick overall with hardly anything truly creative to it, the bosses were never surprising or fun to beat.

I rate the two games equal at about a 7 each, they were both fun but despite odyssey being praised as much as it is I personally found it pretty bland.

This and it’s kind of sad really.

>catering to the need to please a woman rather than just yourself.
Its clear who drinks their soylent in the morning my fem friend.

Your post is stupid

I'm boycotting this game.

Why are loaded questions so cancerous?

Only way this aborted shit gets a single (You)

Hat Girl is cute. CUTE.

Good. We don't need anymore ironic lolicons

I still can't believe that after how many years of good 3D platformer drought that we end up getting two amazing ones in the same fucking month.

Same. Not even worth pirating, just fuck everything about this.

It's how you know that the thread is shit made by a human shit.

I thought her name was Hat Kid.

>thinking half-assed indie shit with paedophile undertones is a good game.
This is the current state of nu-Sup Forums

>her

Neogaf tier butthurt vendetta posting? Seems about right, I hope OP finds some peace in this. But fuck him.

It was a wonderful recovery from the huge fucking disappointment that Yooka-Laylee turned out to be.

>half-assed
This game's development began like 5 years ago and they've been working on it nonstop since.

There isn't a game I hate more than this

You're just bumping the thread. Didn't they teach you about sage on r/Sup Forums?

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**deeply inhales***
shadman

>Odyssey is just another soulless rehash by a gluttonous gaming company
>Hat in Time is a lovingly handcrafted game with real character

It's not a difficult question to answer OP.

Recieved this as a gift on Steam, unfriended the guy who gave it faster than the speed of light.

Marriage mechanic when?!

Microbikini mods when

S*ill

Hopefully soon.

>I'll wait ITT and every time someone bumps the thread I'll leave a negative comment
>B-but at least I'm not a loser lolicon
Sasuga user

The game is like this thread, zero quality and zero content.

A Hat in Time? More like A Timeless Shit!

haha nice one you get an upboat from me xd

sauce?

That’s their purpose, it’s a shill thing, don’t worry about it too much.

>tfw I get paid to lolipost
Living the dream

have you been under a rock or what?

I wouldn't say better but it ironically feels more like 64/Sunshine than Odyssey does.

First time I have seen the full version posted here, you've got balls user

No, but it's still worth looking at. It's definitely cuter than Odyssey.

Because it's made of ass and poo.

YOU CAN'T LIKE BOTH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please hire me I can shill 18 hours of the day!

I HATE THAT MARIOO FUCK HIM HE'S EVIL

DAMN YOU TO HELL MARIO YOU BASTARD

Show me a sample of your loliposts

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Does anyone know the artist?

Just hire me you fuck.

Sauce

Just show me some loliposts from your loli folder.
You DO have a well organized loli folder, r-right?

Fuck off and stop trying to start fanbase wars.
If you like 3D platformers, you should like both games.

How is hat girl in bed?

He is going to destroy the internet!

Lmao who cares about any of this shit? This thread is for something else...

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>Loliposts have fried another redditor's brain
Score one for the good guys!

Where is a good place to find fanart for this game

Take a shillpill