Switch doom. Is it playable even though it looks like the screen is smeared with shitty grease?

Switch doom. Is it playable even though it looks like the screen is smeared with shitty grease?

I hate this website. This faggot probably made this post just to get discussion going so he can actually talk about the game because any thread being open and honest about the intentions of discussing the game in a positive manner would be met with claims of shilling and "blunder of the year!" type posts.

Im sure you CAN play it, but why would you?

I doubt that's why he made the post but yeah it is the only way to talk about it here

ok, have a (you)

You're free to leave.

Yes it's playable, it just doesn't operate at 4K and 255fps. Are you a fucking idiot?

It's the SNES Doom of this generation.

Thanks for your input professor Einstein

Yeah it's playable. Far from Borderlands 2 on vita tier.

Why play video games at all desu

You're not wrong.

Rich from ReviewtechUSA is livestreaming it right now if you're interested in seeing how it runs.

In handheld mode yes, there's nothing like it in the handheld space right now.
If you play to fully play it on a big TV you might want to get it on another platform

Damn, so you think it looks OK then? What's that smell?

>Fool, did you just fart?
>You think that's art? You think you're smart?
>Well that makes you Lisa, which makes me Bart,
>Time to spit some truth, break your heart,
>Straight through it like a dart; wait. What's this I see?

>No way, you're shitting me,
>It's 2017, Doom at 540p?
>The things they do to keep the frames at 60,
>Oh wait, it's half that? Wow what a pity,
>Screen so blurred it makes your eyes itchy,
>Or is that the salty tears, why you all so bitchy?

>Just thinking 'bout Switch Doom making my head sore,
>Yet the reviewers seem to all forget this in their score?
>Manchildren and kiddies begging for more,
>If you're lucky Todd will port over fallout fucking 4,
>You better buy it bitch, he'll be knocking at your door,

>That goes for wolfenstein 2, and skyrim too,
>Frame rates jumping round like a fucking
kangaroo,
>Eyes bleeding like you're rinsing them with boiling shampoo,
>But hey, at least switch already got more ports than wii u,

>Even though they're all old Bethesda games with portable glitches,
>Like every other version but with extra hitches,
>Bitches,
>Haha, you all sat there with your Switches,
>30fps 'on the go' Doom giving you twitches,

>Shame it's not got any horse power,
>Games from 2011 making it cower,
>Sweating more than a neogaf mod with a girl in the shower,
>Stupid nerd thought her was gonna plough her,
>Now his forums so dead, getting one post every hour

>implying people will buy Cuckenstein 2 on Switch

It's only smeared with shitty grease if you don't wash your nasty fucking hands sweaty.

Nice come back

>sweaty

Embarassing.

Feel free to show us how it's done senpai. I'm sure you could do better. We're waiting

I'd kind of like to see Switch Doom compared alongside the 360 and PS3 era shooters like Killzone or Gears it'd be much fairer. And to be honest. i remember those games looking pretty good at the time.. but maybe they look like hot shit now.

Plus the fact this is a port, and who knows, maybe the devs can do further optimisation.

doomguy for smash
shantaefags btfo

>getting to use the BFG for your final smash
imagine how glorious that would be

Kill Zone and Gears are first party games developer on a engine that uses their respective consoles to the max, look at Halo 4, that game looks better than most current generation first person shooter for example.

You want a fair comparison? wait for Metroid Prime 4

Nintendo would have to take it out because the kids would ask what the letters mean

I approve of this

He is very iconic, and Nintendo and Bethesda are pretty close right now.

i kind of want it but how do you even aim on analog sticks? is there like a magic setting that makes it more consistent and not so prone to such weird acceleration?

bio force gun
ben franklin's gat

>It's 2017

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get fucked

That's pretty

its good f4m, im having a lot of fun, and the multiplayer feels good and populated

Aim assist is an option

>Nintendies are so hungry they will defend shitty ports
Can't make this up.

Salty

It's fucking amazing on Switch.
Thanks for the daily thread reseterat.

>calling a port shitty means your salty

I'd totally defend it if it ran at an acceptable framerate.
Of if it cost $20.