Kill Paarthurnax. Now

Kill Paarthurnax. Now.

*runs towards you*

Fuck off. I always hated Bethesda for doing this stupid shit. You used my fucking blood to get into Sky Haven and you're saying I'm not welcome there unless I kill Papa Parth? Fuck you.

this is the last thing i remember from skyrim before totally abandoning the main quest

There's literally no reason to kill the dragon, you get no benefit or reward from working with the blades whatsoever. They're just a fanatical cult.

will you get me chicken tendies afterward?

you picked a bad time to pirate friend

Can't kill the fucking Blades either. Fucking bullshit.

Who is Paarthurnax and why is killing him a big deal? I never got far into the shitty main quest.

AM I the only one who never beat the main quest let alone any quest but just wasted over 200 hours exploring and discovering shit

yeah, yeah whatever you say

I beat the entire game and discovering shit in caves is a waste of time since the weapons and armor are always shit.

And dawnguard was a piece of shit, I actually recommend speeding or even nocliping that DLC if you plan to play it. Fucking too many caves.

I do that too

The only benevolent dragon and it's a big deal because there's literally ZERO reason to kill him. Not a "he's secretly evil", "he's hiding power from you that you could steal", or even "he talked shit". It's literally just because he's a dragon. Would *you* kill a talking dragon that has done nothing but help you?

He's an old friendly dragon and leader of the greybeards. He was the first one who taught men to shout.

Dude, desu? I thought Dawnguard had some of the prettiest scenery in the entirety of the game. Yeah, cave simulator, but outside of the caves, where you had to go get to those fountains in that big open area? Oof.

*slowly walks towards you*

it's pretty but fuck those caves. I literally ran past all the monsters and shit because I grew tired of the bullshit underworld quest they previously gave me.

>i bet you've never earned an honest days gold your entire life eh?
>i've literally never commited a single crime on this character
thanks bethesda

How about I setessential 00013485 0 instead

Hope none of you actually helped him on a good guy playthrough, the sewers are right fucking there

Bethesda even forces the Thieves Guild down your throat during the main quest. Only good thing abput the Thieves Guild is raping that dumb slut Sapphire.

>kill everyone in the ratway
>all the shopkeep and bryn act like I was part of the guild and have to make peace with Vex

Literally Projections: the character

Only if you post fit girls or female orcs.

>tfw you'll never crack Vex's cold exterior to ecperience the warm goodness she has inside

>pillaging sacred burial chambers and selling all the shit left for the dead
>didn du nuffin
His dialogue changes based on if you have a lot of gold anyway. Also please delete that newfag fucking wojack

Raping the women in Elder Scrolls is always fun.

I think we used different mods, user.

>watching various reviews of Skyrim on Switch
>reviewers keep saying Skyrim was good
>start internally questioning whether it was truly shit or not

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Cleaning out caves and selling loot isn't "honest work", something like farming is.

*internally beats the shit out of you*

If only that worked on

continue

Does he not actually do it because he's wearing eyeshadow and a guy wearing eye shadow has never won a fight?

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that's to keep the sunlight out of his eyes like football players

what mods?

Vanilla Skyrim wasn't good. It gets much better with mods but the base game wasn't so great. That being said I can still get some fine casual enjoyment out of the game but I don't blind myself thinking it was better than it was. At leadt the lore was handled pretty well.

I am going to play vanilla skyrim for the first time in 6 years.

Dubs decides my build, and anything else they feel like

>implying I play this game
Nigga I just save stuff other people post and jerk off to it.

>tfw the best skyrim futa porn maker is a woman

God bless.

Is there a mod that turn's off your character's in battle face?

It was pretty good, yeah. Lots to explore and discover. It was sure as hell better than Oblivion.

how are mods on SE now that SKSE alpha was released for it? any good news?

>build

lel

Still slim. Stick to Oldrim for mods.

THE REACH BELONGS TO THE FORSWORN!

every time i open skyrim it says skyrim not working anyone know how to fix?

I want to fuck the savageness out of a Forsworn woman.

I can't decide who is more satisfying to rape into submission, female Thalmor or female Forsworn.

*teleports behind you*
*pickpockets Briar Heart*
nothing personal........ kid

Kill Lydia.

you already do you'll end up playing a stealth archer, stop fighting the urge

You generally need a build of some sort in mind unless you just plan on standing around in your player house manipulating skills until they're all maxed.

Male Thalmor that have an interest in women.

I decided to finally install Skyrim SE after not touching Skyrim for 4 years. Lightly modded, it's an okay RPG and a fantastic adventure game. Just ignore the main quest and explore.

It's an ok game, problem is back in 2011 people still expected a lot from games and rpgs, which is now an oversaturated genre filled with mediocre action games and nostalgia bait.

Does the Bijin mod replace the Falkreath housecarl? Wouldn't mind having a Redguard qt at my side

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It's a good sandbox but doesn't really excel at anything.

Eh, not bad.

>sapphire
I think you mean karliah

not until you make me breast milk cheese

It's not BAD. It's not good either. Individually, every part of Skyrim is objectively mediocre. Together, they form a game that you can play that has enough numbers you can increase and derive some form of enjoyment from. Just like Assassin's Creed, or whatever Skinner Box AAA title has recently come out.

Just because you play a game doesn't mean it has to be good, though, as long as you have fun with it.

That looks more like an imperial than a redguard

I honestly thought that was an Imperial since they get quite tan. That does not look like a Redguard woman, why even give her blond hair?

Source.

Nah man, when I heard Sapphire tell me "Yeah, what's your problem?" while avoiding eye contact I knew she was getting the Dragoncock.

it's white brownish hair

>Every time I go to Riften to do anything.
>Turns in to a minigame of routing him so he doesn't get close enough to give me another quest I'll never fucking do.

Mizzbonjovi, she even does psuedo-mating press.

>Made farmer character who makes money picking plants for people and brewing potions out of stuff I scavenge and hunting
>Never earned and honest days gold in your life

That looks better, must have been the lighting. Still think her hair and skin should be a tad darker though.

NEVER SHOULDA REMASTERED THIS

It's a bore if you play Vanilla and follow the main quest.
It's much better with a few mods and if you create your own non-Dragonborn character.

Is this Kancolle?

This. Made a hunter character that gathered supplies like firewood and animal pelts for Shor's Stone. Pretty comfy way to pass the time.

Though killing paathurnax is for fags

He was an evil awful drag in the past but not anymore

I ask for loli mod recommendations
Please provide them

SKYRIM BELONGS TO PAYING CUSTOMERS

Is Frostfall actually fun? I have it installed but I haven't bothered to turn it on yet. I kinda like looking at my Breton qt wearing Forsworn rags.

Idolmaster. Shiburin Is Fucking Pissed by Dokurosan.

Just do the quest up until you get unrelenting force and then you can do whatever and go shout hunting.

What is a good world mod?

I want to take pretty pictures that isn't in skyrim.

It can be fun but also pretty annoying. You can adjust how intense it is. If you want something different I'd recommend it but if you just want to walk around and oggle your character I wouldn't bother. I would play it at least one time though.

That depends on how much you enjoy micromanagement.
Do you already use hunger/thirst/tiredness mods?

Vigilant is pure vidya kino

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That reminded me of that mod where you can force the Blades to bow down to your will and drop the idea of killing Old Mario, down with the room shaking due the Dragonborn being angry and using the Thuum.
Which makes sense. The Blades are supposed to be the servants of the Dragonborn, not ordering him around.

*mines ore and waits for marriage*

Enderal. Though it's not really a mod, it's a game conversion and has nothing to do with the Elder Scrolls.
But it looks pretty.

Fuck Argonians. Now.

These two always make me tempted to reinstall and remod Skyrim. But I know in my heart the sexy orc girls won't make the gameplay good or the sexmods enjoyable.

Bitch I'm Dragonwhore

I'll mine her ore.

Please let this meme die

She can keep waiting
Lol

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