You're in the wilderness and this guy slaps your gf's ass. what do you do?

you're in the wilderness and this guy slaps your gf's ass. what do you do?

i love tentacle rape

while she's getting raped you get killed by a clan that spams variants of "cucklord" at you

*equips broad bolts and welfare gear*
nothin' personelle, kid

FUCK REVENANTS

revenants are awesome, #gayretards ruined everything

*hits through your prayer*
*has 9 billion def so you miss regardless of your attack lvl*
*calls some of his buddies over for a nice gangbang*

>vote everything down that improves pvp because you don't pvp and want to abuse wilderness advantages
>new wilderness advantages don't get released because of this

>gf
I would be pretty confused desu

daddy?

Has anyone bothered to kill this thing in their lifetime?

*Teleports me away
Psssh nothing personal kid

don't worry she's a guy irl
it used to be a good boss, not now though

You missed an obvious joke. He literally strips her naked.

Buy a new gf.

I used to. Could stand to be improved now though.

Yes, I've killed it. Didn't drop anything notable. I think there is a small chance of a dragon axe or something

I did literally only once and got the d2h drop

lucky bastard, I hope you at least range 2h pked with it afterwards

it's really easy to kill. the trick is to use pies so your inventory is always full and he can't use disarm attack. by then as long as you have a decent prayer level and aren't some

We team up and gank her for her cape. I was only pretending to be her bf.