Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?

Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?

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male loppuny

shiny glaceon

Probably whatever one i could fuck.

Goomy and Zubat

>everyone in the world gets one pokemon
>start seeing all cargo-shorts wearing nerds with Gardevoirs.

jesse

Mawile

gardevoir is such a pleb choice

Evee

Is this even a question?

tpbp

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It's literally Unconditional Love: The Pokemon.
And it just so happens to look like a chick.

>picking gardevoir over Kirlia

it's the pleblord choice, user
do not try to refute that

absol sex slave

You'd be quickly branded a Poke'phile

you know exactly why

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Not everyone is going to understand that Liligant is the patrician's choice, user.

Can live on land, and when it evolves you can ride it in the sea and lakes.

>hard to care for
>flower dies once it finds a mate

>eggz all day everyday
>brings good luck and happiness
truly patrician choice

Nidoqueen

No contest

Gardevoir (Male)

Some one break into your house see this.

Also espeon or flareon most likey.

It just looks neat and isn't huge as hell.

Most pokemon aren't actually that big weirdly enough. Most are well under 5 feet in length.

Braixen to make it an idol I fuck every night or a Glaceon to pet it on the head every now and then

Gay

Professor oak

Female Lopunny wife

>Nidoking is 4 foot 7
Jesus

Glaceon + Leafeon + Sylveon.

Maybe not huge as hell, but still pretty chubby.

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Incineroar! I'd let him sleep with me!

Hypno

Weavile

Flareon!

>Picking the fat old aphrodisiac-brandishing man equivalent in Pokemon

Top tier choice my friend.

He just puts people to sleep all the hypno porn is slander and lies he cannot hypnotize its japanese name is sleeper

Different pussys everyday senpai

>used a zangoose for the first time in ultra moon
>it's shit
i should have used a poison boost one with facade and toxic orb
at least, rubbing his belly was worth it

How is this even a question

But that would...burn the dick

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isnt that thing like as hot as 4000 furious suns or some shit
that kid's dead

>rubbing his belly was worth it
It's worth it for every Pokemon.

I cant believe no one has posted pic related yet

>shota
>not a femenine one

"Hypno" literally means "sleep".

Drowzee / Hypno iykwim

>tfw no zangoose bf
Why live?

True, but I mostly just want it as a pet. Its cute.
Plus, maybe its just like Ponyta and other Pokemon where they only burn you if they don't like you.

I'm not sure how easy it would be to care for a lava snail but at least it'll keep you warn in the winter months.

All the fuckable ones, where is the straight porn, you better fucking deliver OP

but zangoose is cuter than every pokemon
>feminine shotas
absolutely fucking disgusting

Would human/Pokemon marriage be legal if Pokemon were real?

Pikachu of course

>straight

>Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?
How about: Which Pokemon would you want to become?

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>tfw no chubby lucario bf
Shit is nonexistent on two different levels

I love slimes and have a TF fetish

>not already having a pokesona

Braixen
I still get to walk on two feet and I look cute doing it. Plus I have some cool fire and psychic powers to fuck shit up with.

Sure but now because of porn people think he can take control of people and shit when its not true, he just wants to feed off your REM waves or dreams while you sleep, he cannot make you into a puppet that obeys any command while under hypnosis
I legit like hypno and Im sick of this misconception spreading more and more

That doesn't even resemble a Ditto

either gardevoir or lopunny

(male) of course

Alakazam for cheap transportation.

After I finish my next fursona I plan on making a pokesona

Would your lopunny have an uncut dick?

Lurantis,

Ditto, sure I'd have to copy others to get anywhere but I can copy everything.

Think about what you just said for a moment

Lopunny is cute!

of course, why would I want to cut or modify anything on my perfect bunnyboi?

>tfw liked gardevoir when i was first playing ruby
>totally ruined for me now because all the faggots project their fetishes on gardevoir

Unironically Ditto. I'd love to be a cute gooey boi inbetween transforming into Pokégirls and whoring myself out

This guy here

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I want Salazzle to make ME her pet

>not jumping on the Gallade bandwaggon with Diamond and Pearl

Im ok with pokemons sleeping and getting more relaxed so my nigga hypno can eat peacefully

original gardevoir is great even without the humanizing

even better when it's a male gardevoir hiding a huge dick beneath that cute feminine facade

>tfw no ditto bf that transforms into pokegirls and whores themselves out, even possibly getting pregnant

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Just one?
Mew. I can Surf, Fly, explore the world relatively safely, all the good shit.
I'm not much for cats, but Mew is cute.

PMD Red Rescue Team is what made me like Gardevoir
She didn't deserve her trainer.
Ninetales was a dick though

Mew is also the only Pokémon besides Ditto to learn Transform.

Oh, you know.

Isnt ditto a failed Mew clone kinda like a mochtroid or was that theory debunked

Scyther and if it attacked me I would simply rip its head off

Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian.
KILL YOURSELF.
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thats exactly what dittoes are

Ditto for pervy pleasure.

Its just weird that they spread throughout the world so fast from that one lab you know, but I guess since they can transform into anything and breed with any pokemon it kinda makes sense, its the x parasite of the pokemon world