Smash left joycon against wall only three times

>smash left joycon against wall only three times
>the piece of shit shatters into pieces

yeah great job nintendo

>throw something
>it breaks
>complain when it breaks

>I throw temper tantrums like a 5 yr old
Yeah great job little boy

Take better care of your things.

Fantastic bait, friend.

Go fuck yourself.

>throw vase against wall
>it breaks
WOW

Zelda games should have warned him of this

Nintendo ran out of Nintendium after the original DS

Sucks for you OP. Mine took 7

Shit, the worst I've done is squeeze them a bit or drop them in my lap or to my side.

Not nearly as good of bait as the guy who put his joycon in the dishwasher story the other day

>Hulk smash
>Hulk angee he beak tings

I took 8 for you

>americans smashing their toys again

I didn't read that one, but on some level it's believable. You can put keyboards in the dishwasher.

Nothing in his post implied he was an american.

Switch needs more single joycon co-op.

I was just doing the stereotype of american consumers destorying their devices and then complaining about it online
This

>be retarded
>have problem

...

To be fair my brother bought a switch for his children, and i tried the damn thing and the plastic feels very light and cheap. I know is a portable system, so no one wants to carry extra weight, but it really feels like holding a bootleg console in your hands.

>not treating your gaming consoles/pc/micelaneous with respect

are you fucking idiotic?

>Run headfirst into a brick wall
>crack skull open

Wow great job parents

>nintenbabbies have the pulse control of a literal child
like pottery

pic and timestamp please

actually good bait

That misspelling of miscellaneous is adorable.

D-do you think I'm adorable?