The fuck is going on at Cinemassacre?

The fuck is going on at Cinemassacre?

Ever since i started reading these Cinemassacre thread i've been paying attention and holy shit you guys are right. He's quite off lately, even in the latest AVGN he sounds like he hates every second doing it.

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>he sounds like he hates every second doing it.
hes hated every second of it for about 8 years now.

>raising your standards so high to the point where filming yourself getting angry at video games becomes a burden on your daily life
Poor prick.

His real life is affecting is work. He has two children and an ugly af wife. Mike is milking the cinemassacre brand and using his fatfuck friend Ryan to help. I'm honestly concerned for his health since he genuinely seems like hes out of it when hes does shit with mike.

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>fatfuck friend Ryan to help
somebody post Ryans toy channel please, the comments on some of his videos are hilarious.

He's almost 40 and wondering how long this can go on, and what he will do after with his life once it's almost finished (ea. midlife crisis)

Why is Monster Madness so comfy?

Hes gotta have at least a milli saved in the bank right? Or at least enough to retire?

Watched him for the first time in probably half a decade this week, was the robo cop episode. . .

God damn, insane how a man with a $10 budget is the King of Sup Forums E-Celebs . . . makes me wish i never learned animation and learned engineering instead

Why is he so perfect, bros?

Today’s episode came out so late in the day because James mentioned the Loco Bandito when they were talking about animation in college and Mike had to go back and take it out before uploading it. He hires a couple other people to edit these episodes so he has time to work on his dream of animating. That’s how the line slipped through the cracks. I know one of these guys, that’s how I heard

His IQ can't be above 110

go away mike

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You're not allowed to talk shit on Mike Matei until you've contributed to the movie industry one tenth as much as him. YOU WILL NEVER BE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER MIKE MATEI- STAY MAD.

>mike will never slap you with his 3 foot long cock

>Indie creator annoyed that he has to do the same thing every month because people yell at him if he does not say fuck all the time while playing NES games.

Woah.

hes tired of it. at the last con he was at he said he only continues avgn out of appriciation for his fans. most likely hes already set up to retire once views get low enough

>Swimming in YouTube Shekels
>Made his movie independently, as he always wanted. it's shit but does it matter?
>Has two kids
>Married whomever he wanted.
>Still bros with his college BFF
>Getting the past 15 years of his life without a boss telling him what to do.
>Managed to talk about his passion for old horror movies 10 years in a row and it's one of the best series of videos on YT.
>Amassed a huge console and videogame collection.
>BTFO all feminists in the most subtle way. No backslash whatsoever.
>Self-made man all around.

Think about all this next time you're flipping burgers, user.

A couple years ago he did an interview with Douge Walker in which he talked about his daughter. He was extremely somber sounding, and tlaking about how his daughter would want to play with him and he'd have to say, "Sorry honey, daddy has to go scream shit and fuck into a camera for work right now." Now, that's a whole lot better than what the average father has to do for work, but I can see his frustration.

James doesn't want to do nerd videos and hasn't for a long time. For a few years now there's been a trend in his videos of the nerd wanting to retire, or being sick of playing shitty games. When James started the nerd he was in his early twenties, and now he's a man in his mid thirties. More than a decade changes a man, and he probably just doesn't find the "nerd humour" funny anymore or enjoyable that much.

Are you autistic?

>Swimming in YouTube Shekels
>Made his movie independently, as he always wanted. it's shit but does it matter?
>Has two kids
>Married whomever he wanted.
>Still bros with his college BFF
>Getting the past 15 years of his life without a boss telling him what to do.
>Managed to talk about his passion for old horror movies 10 years in a row and it's one of the best series of videos on YT.
>Amassed a huge console and videogame collection.
>BTFO all feminists in the most subtle way. No backslash whatsoever.
>Self-made man all around.
and
>battles depression like every other person in the world

>BTFO all feminists in the most subtle way. No backslash whatsoever.
are you referring to ghostbusters?

how loose are those jeans if his dick is literally bending the fabric?

All this means is that his daughter is gonna be a spoiled brat, who along with her mom, is just gonna stomp all over James for the rest of his beta life

There is backlash. He will never work in Hollywood. Ever. He’ll be stuck on his basement coach next to a screaming, perverted sociopath forever

And then on occasion his creativity shines through and he manages to do something he's really proud of. He clearly hated Robocop, but Polybius was something he genuinely enjoyed

I would be desperate too if I had to listen to that fucking autist matei all the time, gosh, poor guy

He was never going to work in Hollywood to begin with. I mean that's like saying I've received backlash from my Sup Forums posts and now I'll never be a male model.

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He likes video game history stuff and film history stuff. It's clear he's got a passion for comfy talks about vidya based on his reviews about consoles and stuff.

Yeah It's whenever he has to do a stereotypical nerd to appease his fans is the only time he's really that depressed. His movie reviews are always super energetic, especially the classic ones.

fuck mike, that annoying fag

I’m not saying he was ever good enough to be a Hollywood director. Obviously, he proved incapable of directing even a mediocre feature length. But it was his dream. And that video he made about Ghostbusters was the nail in the coffin because he’s wasn’t smart enough to think of what the consequences could’ve been

There was no consequences. Don't be a retard. No-one liked Ghostbusters.

That elmo video he did made me laugh so hard because it was so bad and cringy as fuck that it becomes simultaneously hilarious.

James (Regular) = Board James > AVGN > Kyle > Bootsy > Punished James > Pre fall Mike > Ryan > Post fall Mike

Board James was amazing

James has been done with AVGN for a long fucking time.

He does like the 'nerd humor' because it's his humor...him and Mike think joking about cocks and farts and poop is the funniest shit on earth
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Mike and Ryan are fucking faggots.

He came back from the past and realized that the future sucks just as much ass

nu-AVGN really isn't that bad. Nothing compares to how shit Nostalgia Critic got after he returned in 2013

>he probably just doesn't find the "nerd humour" funny anymore

so this is why you notice mikes "humour" in the last nerd episodes

He's been playing a stereotypical Sup Forumsirgin for over 10 years. Of course he hates it. Immaturity, even pretend immaturity, gets extremely grating over time, I can't even imagine being forced to engage in it on an almost daily basis just to make a living.

>implying nostalgia critic was ever good

I didn’t disagree with James. He just allowed himself to be the poster boy for the Hollywood press to go after in their sexism crusade. He’s blacklisted. He’ll never work in Hollywood and he’d only get desperate actors if any. Hell, he can’t even get guests anymore because of the baggage Mike Matei brings with him, with the perverted shit he’s done and the racist cartoons. I heard they even lost sponsorships because of Mike

He was pretty good from 2009-2011 imo
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BROWN BRICKS