Was she really qualified to work for S.T.A.R.S.?

was she really qualified to work for S.T.A.R.S.?

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didn't she die in 1?
Why is she back from the dead?

She was one of the canon survivors.

Did S.T.A.R.S. have any actual qualifications?

It seems like they just threw a bunch of people together who sounded cool.

Slept her way in

If S.T.A.R.S. had any qualifications it seem no different than a standard swat team. So yeah slomo joe can apply even.

As much as I dislike Rebecca she was there to be a field medic, and she fulfilled her job.

Jill and Chris are ex-military, at the very least. Although Jill absurdly is a former Delta Force at 23 years old.

She could die, but it wasn't canon.
This cunt, on the other hand, is apparently back from bathing in lava and eating rockets.

stop posting this picture

She's qualified to work my shaft

Seems to be a combination of loose management and some qualifiers. The team did have people with experience, but likely nothing that a legit organization forming a military group would want. STARS was, at its core, a pet project by Umbrella to test their shit on, so they likely waved the fact that none of the team (aside from maybe Barry) were even seasoned vets.

I'lld let her in if she let me in you know what im sayin

Yes, as a field mattress.

Why?

why was jill hired? as far as I know, she doesn't have any special skills

Say it with me

D I V E R S I T Y H I R E

She's the fucking master of unlocking, did you even play the game

>master of unlocking

The games said something about some military experience, though it's almost as absurd as Rebecca being fully trained by age 18. Then again, a few years later we'd get Seras from Hellsing, who was somehow 18-20 and already an accomplished cop. Japan's weird about giving characters believable ages for their professions without compromising the whole "we hate people over 20" shit or whatever.

>In a universe where you can rub a plant on yourself and stave off infection disease; one medical officer will defy all the odds and survive one of the worst zombie outbreaks the world has ever seen. And then come back 5 games later as a badass zombie killing machine.

more like master of my cock unblocking

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shes a pianist

no

Jill was never in delta she just got delta force training.

>Eeeeeethan, eeeethan
Ethan and Mia will be experimented on for years and die a horrible death like Lisa, except we know about them this time and don't feel sorry

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>This cunt, on the other hand, is apparently back from bathing in lava and eating rockets.
I don't believe you, sauce

damn i thought this was real

It might as well be given the hellsing creator's background.

She was evidently more qualified than the majority of S.T.A.R.S. seeing as she was one of the only survivors, even if it was with the help of Billy and Chris that made it happen.

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>Ethan, you're a murderer. A murderer!

Honestly, it's hotter with the panties

STARS - Chris, Jill, Barry, Rebecca. Anyone else still alive?

You just haven't seen the uncensored version.
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why batman?

Oh I've seen it, it's just hotter with the panties, especially since they were never seen until the final OVA despite numerous chances for panty shots

Apparently not because she nearly got fucked up by a Hunter and would've been dinner if Chris didn't bail her out. By the time you get to STARS you should be able to handle anything that is thrown at you without help.

Because Seras obviously would have bat pubes.

I'd hire her if she did that.

She only fucks Batmen.

When is the Thanksgiving sale? I want to buy Revelations 2 and maybe Re6.

Umbrella Corps has audio of Wesker and files implying someone like him is running the show. Could be a massive ruse and it's just some kind AI bullshit or whatever, who knows. Or a clone, given the Wesker were fucking artificial. Hell, or he swapped brains like the other Wesker did in Rev2

will jill, barry, rebecca, and chris finally be able to take down Wesker?

Jill and Chris already did

Maybe it was just in REmake but she was a medic wasn't she?

>he thinks Wesker is dead

>it's okay to do a shitty retcon of a character's death

I wish this got a proper remake.

She's qualified to ride my dick desu

Let's hope Capcom sees the light and makes a Gun Survivor remake trilogy, including 1, 2 and Heroes Never Die. Maybe they could remake Dino Crisis and do Dino Survivor as well.
Shame that any of the above will never happen and nobody outside of hardcore fans would buy Gun Survivor games

Who took Rebecca’s virginity, Sup Forums?

Me

shes a virgin

S.T.A.R.S. basically is SWAT anyways. With an extra added emphasis on rescue. It'd make sense for them to have medics and whatnot that aren't necessarily fully combat trained.

Of course he survived a lava bath and multiple rockets.
He's ALBERT WESKER.

How hard?

Keep in mind she's in her 30s.

>Keep in mind she's in her 30s.
What the fuck are you? 18? Who gives a shit about 30?

So hard that it couldn't be measured on the Mohs scale

>That's right! At the request of my friend Albert Wesker, I came here to investigate. Oh yes, I remember! I remember everything!
>I'm not Ark, I'm Redfield!
Redfield does kinda look like Ark of Bruce McTarvish

Wesker thought so. He did leave a film canister hidden within his desk that contained a softcore cheesecake shot of you under-aged body.

Chris was a badass decorated veteran when he was 23 years old and chose to retire. RE has no idea how ages work

Too cute. Not possible.

uhh!!
uhhhh!!!

>RE has no idea how ages work

You mean Japan. If anything RE made most of the characters a lot older than that pedo fuck country normally makes them.

this, if resident evil was created today it would be a bunch of 14 year olds at the very oldest with some kawaii mascot fucking making stupid shit comments after you pick up any item or open a door

Apparently she has Delta Force training, because Japan has no idea how the American military works.

I'm not really sure how accomplished Seras was supposed to be, since she was just some uniform officer in a rural town in the middle of nowhere. I think she was a rookie too, but that may have just been the TV series I'm remembering.

>Jill once fucked a guy that was in Delta Force
>"Close enough, just let the bitch join. We might get laid."

>mentally cucked out of kissing a chick
>annoying
>whines
>white knights around the only woman who gave him attention
>talks like a generic shounen character
>runs away after doing something autistic to try and play it off as cool
Truly /ourguy/

What's Leon thinking about?

He's reflecting on how he's saved himself to the age of 45 waiting on an Asian, and clearly said Asian has died and now he's thinking about the missed opportunities involving all the objectively superior females in his life

Hard to believe she technically predates Tomb Raider / Laura Croft

>Resident Evil 1 (March 1996)
>Tomb Raider 1 (October 1996)

Still, a lot of people pointed out how she appeared to be quite young for someone doing the kind of police work she was carrying out, and would have figured she'd be a bit older. But because she was mentioned as being younger than Integra (who's 21-22 during the series) that people found her age and career level a bit hard to believe.

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Just make up some semi-fag-fan-fiction some Overwatch Mercy Tier shit.

what?

laura croft is an ugly, generic bimbo

Says (You)

only normies find that shit attractive. RE girls are all better

Nice opinion

>Umbrella Corps
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

Lost her gun. Don't laugh, so did Chris.

Is she hurting for work or something? Doesn't she realize the japs don't care about her because she's not 15 years old anymore?

are rebecca bullying threads gonna be a recurring thing now?

maybe she just likes resident evil?

No one in RE has ever had sex. Not even Barry.

>tfw playing the Jill/Josh scenario in RE5 and within the first 10 minutes, Josh and Doug flirt with Jill more than the entire rest of the cast has throughout the entire series.

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>RE5 goes to great lengths to explain that Wesker is a clone
>people are suprised when he shows up

Why is everybody in RE so sexless and sterile?

It's canon as far as Capcom is concerned, deal with it.

He didn't retire. He was discharged for disobeying orders. The original RE says he became a drifter for a while until Barry found him. REMake cleaned up his backstory by having him leave for 'undisclosed reasons' and go straight into policing/STARS.

Resident Evil 6 was great you faggots were all wrong.

Pretty sure they didn't say he was a clone, but artificially grown like Alexia and Alfred from CV:X. Even then, bringing him back in any form is just lazy as fuck.

Does Leon realize that the Ada he's been chasing all these years isn't even the same woman he met in Raccoon City? Does he even care?

>No one in RE has ever had sex
truly the pinnacle of japanese culture

If the ring goes on, it counts.

They could very well be sterile with all the low level exposure to the viruses they've had over 20 years.

>Not even Barry.

Oh you.