Just downloaded this game. What am I in for?

Just downloaded this game. What am I in for?

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MAN WHO NEVAH EAT PORK BUN IS NEVAH A WHOLE MAN

GTA but in china with less emphasis on guns and more emphasis on hand-to-hand combat
also DUDE ORGANIZED CRIME LMAO

Good game

Unabashed guilty pleasure of mine. Been meaning to play definitive edition

What is the difference between those two?

>downgraded edition

treasure hunt
hand to hand combat
apparel stats

>downgraded edition

What did he mean by this?

A good time

Definitive Edition has all the DLC and some new graphical effects at the cost of running like ass and worse textures.

Its like GTA4, except fun and a good story.

the graphics are worse and they took out all the neon in fucking hong kong: city of neon lights

This is the most accurate description you'll find

i get sad when i play this game now because i got it and played it with my first gf who was chinese.

she spoke cantonese so she had a blast playing it and driving around in a city she was from, reading the signs and translating what people said.

still cant listen to get away with it by animal kingdom. great game

what the fuck was his problem?

damn user that even hurt me to read...

what's the name of that radio station that always played comfychinese music? I loved that

Wei Shen is a prime example of how you do a physically overpowered protagonist right.

Wasn't it Softly?

Being bummed that there probably won't be a real sequel anytime soon. If ever.

yes that one
I played it just to admire HK urban environment and listen to that radio

Shenmue III is kinda sleeping dogs without the action
If you enjoy hong kong play shenmue II. It has a lot of slow-paced segments though

A fucking amazing time, learn to use the drift button while driving.

A fantastic fucking time, that's what OP

U NEED NEW CLOTHES SEXY MAN

AND PORK BUN

the devs were shut down, so I doubt we will ever get it

It's not worth it, just pirate the original version and DLC
If you can't find the DLC honestly I'd just not bother they're fun but they're not spectacular or anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=GgmCfYMcFbA

A MAN WHO NEVER EATS PORK

BUN

If you're playing the original version, one of the most optimized and better looking open world games ever. Either way its still a blast thanks to likable characters and a focus on fun combat instead of generic gunplay.

Also sequel never

Nice blog post faggot

IS NEVER

Tank tops, tea, massages, karaoke, knock-off watches, Mrs. Chows secret stew, period blood white suit, shitty radio stations and lots of martial.arts.

>Ninja Tune Radio
>Warp Radio
>Softly
>shitty

I feel like the world had a lot of character. In terms of content it's rather basic. It's fun if you like hong kong action films. You can get suits that give you attacks based on classic characters like Ip Man with his fast rapid punches and easy parries, but it doesn't really change the way you play that much. Not the best open world action game but not the worst. It has charm and that makes it worth a play.

thanks bitch

J

I've only ever played Definitive after I got it free on Gold and I never saw any real issues with its performance.

Great game, though the DLCs after the kung fu island were a bit lackluster.

It's a neat lil game. I think the story is the best aspect of it. The combat was above average but something about the open world didn't click with me.

Also fuck the driving.

YOU'RE A HABITUAL FLIRT

Man FUCK Dogeyes

A better GTA-like than GTA.

Has some of the best action driving mechanics I've seen, and the combat is loads deeper. Also you can pretty much always cut loose because Police aren't nearly as much of a dampening presence as they are in GTA.

Yeah it was always Softly or the British radio station for me.

So. What outfit did you guys wear. For me I'm an unoriginal cunt and went for either the vigilante suit or the yellow jumpsuit for classic Bruce Lee.

>Be Wei Shen, Hong Kong's finest in law enforcement
>Driving in my police cruiser, see a woman get her handbag snatched
>Step out of the car, go to the trunk, calmly retrieve my shotgun
>Run after the thief and unload two blasts of buckshot into his spine
>The police congratulate me for my work and reward me for my flawless upholding of the law

FIRST GIRL EVER SUCK MY COCK

Drunken Master all the way baby.

Best GTA-like I've ever played.

Too bad we'll never get a sequel.

Who owns the rights?

>tfw it's never going to get a sequel
I legit think this game is better than any of the GTAs

A WHOLE MAN

nigga except for the classical station Sleeping Dogs has some of the best radio stations in any vidya ever

Mongol outlaw one, that extra melee damage son

Learning why celebrity pussy is the best

I couldn't get past how goofy it looked. Like the Son Wukong outfit that was just hilariously broken but it just felt weird.

One thing I did like doing was dressing up as a cop to go to my Triad meetings. I'd have been a cop more often but those outfits always took away my grab attacks for a taser and I gotta be able to stomp on peoples knees.

The Deus Ex outfit was pretty good too

Some of the most gruesome environment executions in games. Whenever you're fighting people make sure to grab a mook and see what you can kill him on. There's always an industrial fan around you can shove his face in.

You will gently try to deliver justice to petty criminals and thugs only to end up turning their face to pulp using all manner of local paraphernalia. Wei has some issues.

Serious question is pork bun good? I watched this and I want to try youtube.com/watch?v=qvOBLYVWPYY

Yes they are!

If you live in any urban city they mostly likely have a Chinatown. Go down to your local Chinatown and grab a porkbun. They're REAL good.

I had a pork bun in a JP-American market, and while it wasn't bad, it wasn't amazing. I'm guessing legitimate HK pork buns are better.

They're pretty good, the outside is a little weird and pretty much feels like eating raw dough but the pork is always very flavorful.

They are also extremely filling, it really surprised me as I only had two quite small ones and had to rest on it before eating my last half.

this nigga aint even a whole man

They sell these at plenty of places around from grocery stores to chinese places The dough tastes deliciously soft and warm with delicious asian pork in the middle of it. You can eat these for days they're so good.

I don't live in a city with chinatown anymore
when I did I was always afraid to eat there
What are all those very reddish animals they put in front of their food shops? They don't look chicken or pork
I did eat in a chinese cafe a couple of times but I only ate bread and cabon

>They sell these at plenty of places around from grocery stores to chinese places
They sell it without refrigeration and you eat when you get home? how does it work?

>What are all those very reddish animals they put in front of their food shops? They don't look chicken or pork
user, I hope you don't think that's dog or anything. That shit's practically a myth, at least in North America where food regulations are a thing.

I couldn't tell you exactly what they were, but I'm sure it is just chicken or pork. Next time you get a chance to go to a Chinese food place, try something real next time.

A comfy game, also feels.

good story
fun missions
interesting characters
good soundtrack
get the 4k textures if you can

youtube.com/watch?v=v4FYFsLhuss

if it was long strips of red meat, thats chinese pork ribs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Char_siu

the things that looked like chickens were probably ducks, but they do chickens as well. you probably missed out by not eating there

t. eats in chinatown all the time

I don't think it's a dog or anything but I never wanted to ask what was that
I remember it didn't look like rabbit or duck but it could be another animal
There is a japanese restaurant where i live and there was a chinese too but they only sold ramen with vegetables or pork they didn't have the fancy stuff you find in north america
One thing I love about the japanese place here is that they have sweet sour chinese which is delicious with fish or pork ribs

>What am I in for?
rain, neon signs, a need for speed, and brawlin'

*thread silence*
you guys are calling your chinese delivery aren't you

I tried playing it and I lost my starting motorcycle, and there was no way to just steal more cars. Then I lost interest because I didn't want to continue making 800+ Distance Unit runs

sweet, sweet JUSTICE

wut. you can steal cars.

>120 solid as rock fps
nnnnnnnnnnngggggggghhhhhh


7/10 great port, pretty ok sandbox

Some missing effects in some areas and etra effects in others. And there is a single autist that pretends the game is now unplayable because of that. I played only definitive and it ran great and had no issues.

FIRST GIRL EVER SUCK MY COCK
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Vigilante was the best, I feel it fit Wei well with his role as triad muscle.

everyone iwll call you wei shen

That and SR2 were the best sandbox games ever made.

disgusting heavy metal fan confirmed

I did that too, it's just beautiful.

fkn dogeyes
would toss into furnace

Yakuza?

Sleeping Dogs has a metal radio station though. I distinctly remember hearing Opeth while driving

Another disgusting heavy metal fan here.

Classical and Chinese classical were supreme, the heavy metal channel was pretty shit with all those modern bands desu

Pork buns are amazing. Only thing better are the ones that replace the pork mince with curry

FUCKING THIS

OP you better eat those fucking pork buns

YOUR

a faggot for liking that song
also it's you're not your, double faggot

>song about fucking Asian women
>faggot
Nice try, user

Best song in game.

poor man yakuza

POK GAI LAH

i have a ps3 copy. how is it ?

Name of the song?