Here's your burger

Here's your burger.

>huh there's only half of it where's the rest

Please look forward to that in our exciting new DLC which will add even more content.

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT VIDEO GAMES AND SEE FOOD

did we really need another food analogy thread?

not an argument

Here's your burger.

>huh it's not finished yet what about the rest

Please pay us now and look forward to our patches as we stay in """early access""" indefinitely.

IMAGINE BEING AT VIDEO GAMES

I hate seafood 2bh

what board is this again? i'm pretty sure its not food board.

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That's clearly cornbeef

Why are amerifats so obsessed with food?

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

>analogies are to hard to understand

t.brainlets of this board

HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR

I CAN ONLY THINK IN FOOD ANOLOGIES BECAUSE I AM A BRAINLET THAT DOES NOTHING BUT EAT AND MASTURBATE TO SHITTY WEEB PORN

>AND MASTURBATE TO SHITTY WEEB PORN
Hey, nothing wrong with that.

I know what's wrong with you: you're obsessed.

My sandwich artist is my best friend.

>hey can I order a burger please
Sure, just give me $20 for our burger package where you get the burger plus an option of sundries as a reward
>oh sweet nice I bet this burger must be really good
See you next year with your burger
>i am so looking forward to this burger

>replying and bumping the thread

You guys are the true brainlets.

food analogy /=/ video games

Hello, Subway, I'd like to pre-order this hamburger.

That isn't very nice.

>don't use analogies for things

Like I said, brainlet.

who are you even quoting?

A better analogy would be this.

Burger is meat and bun for 60$
Cheese DLC 10$
Lettuce/Tomato/Onions Pack 5$
Fries DLC 15$
Soda DLC 10$
Ketchup/Mustard/Mayo Retailer exclusive pre-order bonus
Sesame Seed Bun 'free update' one year on to rekindle interest in a dead product

Whoah slow down there food analogies at not allowed on Sup Forums

ye, it should rather be an unfinished open sandwich instead of a quality product sliced in half

That burger doesn't look seasoned at all.

I don't know, why are you so obsessed with America?

>I don't know what sage is
You are the true newfag.

I bumped this thread on purpose because i fucking hate this place, and hate every last one of you.

You deserve this thread.

Because it's made with actual beef, nigger, not the mystery meat you're used to and have to hide the flavor of with twenty different spices.

What if you get the whole burger and the fries and drink are dlc? The season pass would be the value meal.

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>Here's your burger.
>but wait, you can get another part of that burger if you pay another 5$,
>but wait, that's not all... if you pay us another 4$ we will put some ketchup and mustard inside,
>wait, wait, wait... if you pay us additional 4$ to the rest we will give you random price from our magical chest of luck, we don't know what's inside, but it might be shit as well,
>did we said if you want spices in your burger you have to pay us 2$? Oh, well...

I am just waiting when we will see such things in our daily lives.

>thinking sage still works

Newfag pretending to fit in and also retarded.

So mad

Stop being unequivocally retarded.

It does, they just made it invisible.

>implying I eat meat let alone FAST FOOD meat
I don't feed on carcasses

fpbp

>pay $12 for the ultimate edition burger with everything

Fuck, I want a burger now.

Seething.

Not mad, sad.

We did it so you can look forward to earning the other half!

>giving him (you's)
>still replying

how is it being mentally challenged?