Why is it so rare that indie games are actually good?

Why is it so rare that indie games are actually good?

Considering over 300,000,000 indie games have been published this year alone, you'd think at least one of them would be worth playing.

actually all those games were good

All of them?

every one of them, and if you didn't play them all don't even THINK about calling yourself a real gamer

every last one

you really missed out

>Considering over 300,000,000 indie games have been published this year alone, you'd think at least one of them would be worth playing.

Uh, Cuphead?

*300,000,000 this quarter, we're up over 1 trillion indie games for the year

>cuphead
It's shit.

>Cuphead
>Hollow Knight
>Rain World
>Opus Magnum
>Divinity: Original Sin 2
>Grim Dawn
>Fight'N Rage

All came out this year, among others

Well, sorry about that shit taste. Enjoy being a cynical faggot I guess.

Sturgeon's law states that 90% of everything is shit. 10% of 300,000,000 is 30 million. That means there were 30 million good indie games released this year. How many good AAA games did you play?

OP do you know which Funhaus video that quote is from? James is awesome

>A balding manchild who entertains actual children for a living by making wacky faces and stupid voices
>Having any sort of opinion that should be taken serious
Reminder his wife married him for a greencard

The one where they play a game called Diamond Dan and James bets Bruce that they'll be collecting gold and he wins.

Grim Dawn didn't come out this year.

Hello is this the Icycalm thread?

I genuinely pity people who fall for the "all indie games are bad" meme.

What do you want out of gaming user? It sounds like you're expectations are unrealistic.

Now post your upper body.

I'll wait.

...

>That impresses people

I really do have body dysmorphia

It didn't?
Then why did all my friends suddenly start playing it like it's a new release? Did it get a big update or something?

>hairy chest
i'm sorry for ur loss

You can have my middle

>hating hairy chests
soyboy

disgusting

only people who like hairy chests are gay dudes

your mom must be a gay man then

yeah

?

You can't go wrong with zachtronics, unless you're a brainlet.

>nintendofags

that doggo looks like he want to go back in the water

Yes. Significant expansion was around a month ago now.

Also glad to see FightN Rage mentioned here. If it was a sensation at all, I missed it.

John is best FH member

Why do is that ameteur music sucks compared to stuff the pros put out? Why is that study project films are rarely as entertaining as even the dumbest shit holleywood makes? Why is that web comic books are rarely as good as real comic books.

What a stupid fucking question. Their games suck 99.999% of the time because they are done by talentless people.

Even if Cuphead is good that doesn't disprove that indie games are rarely good.

Think of it this way. If you were to randomly pick AAA game and randomly pick an indie game which one do you think would be more fun? For every Cuphead there would be a million things worst than watching paint dry while the worst AAA game would at least entertain you for 2-3 hours.

yup

Unironically this. He's not that great on OpenHaus but every Demo Disk/gameplay appeareance has been pure gold