The final boss introduces himself with this

The final boss introduces himself with this.

Does Sup Forums have what it takes to win?

Easily. Just break the little faggot's neck.

Snap. Crackle. Pop.

It's easy as eating cereal, huh?

Is it evil?

What if I want to kill the final boss?

Yes. I hate cats.

>Trusting anything a final boss tells you
You would kill the kitten and then he would laugh at you as he beats your ass

Yep. They'll call me Captain Crunch after the credits roll.

Why would I destroy a perfectly good meal?

Take the kitten, raise it into a cat. No more kitten, I win.

Kill him, rescue the kitter and become the new final boss

>taking the bad ending where you don't fight the final boss
I don't give a shit about the kitten but I want to fight the actual big bad

Take kitten, plow its warm tight pussy, bring it trembling and panting into adulthood, it is now a cat. No more kitten, i win.

No. Maybe if it was a puppy it'd be fine.

>game gives you the choice between choosing the morally wrong choice and getting an easy fight
>or choosing the morally right choice and getting a awesome, challenging fight against an enemy at full strength

Turn it inside out and free the catgirl.

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NO! If anything its neutral.
YOU MUST SLAY THIS NEUTRALLY ALIGNED KITTEN BOCCHI BALL!

>choose not to kill the kitten
>cutscene acts like you did kill it anyways

NEVER!

Defender's Quest did this

>choose the morally correct choice
>just get a game over instead

then....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>make the wrong choice and get something lame
>make the right choice and get something fun

doesn't sound like much of a choice

Adventure Time used to be a fun, silly show about adventures.

What a shame it became...what it is.

Early AT was betty gud before Finn became a douche for no reason. Should finish off the last season.

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Breezy is my favorite episode.

Someone post cat X reaper

I think this poster has poo brain

Fuck you

Never. To be a hero, it is to follow a stupid gay code of never killing the innocent. As a hero, I would just come up with a way to fuck that nigger ass villain up without harming the kitten.

>Kill the Kitten
>Cutscene plays
>The Kitten is fucking your shit up and reveals it was merely holding back before leaving

Easy, cut off the boss's arm with a katana. Catch the kitten while turning and decapatating the boss in 1 single shoryuken stroke.
Saved world and kitten.
Feels good.

>*steps on kitten*

Stakes is my favorite arc
Varmints is my secret favorite episode
Orgalord is best villain

I hate cats. Squish.

IT'S FUCKING ON. YOU MONSTERRRRRR!!!!!!

Easy. I just have to picture one of you faggots in my mind, then I could strangle it effortlessly.

Watch the edge on this one, he's DANGEROUS

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Already did it 17 years ago, just for a normal stage

You fucked up, by destroying the kitten you have given me a weapon

I would without hesitation if it saved the world. But most likely that kitten has mind powers because look at those head veins.

01101101 01100101 01101111 01110111

ill step on it with high heels

sure why not

Oh no, the memories are coming back, I thought I made them up in a bad dream but they were real.

Goodbye, kitten. I'll fuck my cat in your honor.

I teleport behind him and cut him into a billion pieces without hurting the kot

what the actual fuck

Nobody cares tripnamefag

no.

please.

>tfw animal control
>euthanized kittens much smaller than this

Give me that cat.

What are the stakes? Sure I can kill the kitten, but what do I stand to gain?

Well the final boss says that all you have to do to win is to destroy the kitten.

precisely

>super jobber 2
lmao

>a cat is fine too

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I like how those videos were too much even for Chinese to the point where they actually find out where that bitch lived and put her in jail.