THE STATE OF VALVE 2017

This is the kind of person working at valve now.
(came from doublefine)

If you wonder why they're not getting shit done and all the old staff left.

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It took me a second to figure out that this wasnt photoshoped and they are all doing the numale mouth

who are these mongoloids, what is their position at Valve and why should I care

>why should I care
Do you like half-life?

Who actually fucking cares at this point.

give me one good reason why we shouldn't put warning labels on soy products regarding the high amounts of phytoestrogens contained in them.

me

why do nu-males always make that face?

You mean the cancelled series that won't get a game conclusion and instead got a novella from its author?

What about it.

Why contain it?

i love the csgo staff. they're hard core liberals and almost everyone in their """esports""" scene calls them cucks and makes fun of their ideologies whenever they have the chance.

>that guy who drinks during group photos
Literally me

>those soyboy smiles

JUST

>cancelled series
Well... now you know why.

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Is that a final stage soy boy like mitch dyer or just a dyke?

the two brown people have creepy looking faces

>phytoestrogens
Another concern to be aware of is the possibility of mental decline in connection with consuming a lot of phytoestrogens.
"While the evidence remains inconclusive, research suggests a link between dementia and cognitive decline with phytoestrogen intake."

>valve will never EVER make a good game again
TAKE ME BACK

Valve is over

Why are their mouths always open?

im 99% certain Gabe decided to shitcan hope of any half life sequel not long after portal 2.

Why do they always make the same stupid fucking face?

It's the male version of duckface

This is, more or less, everyone who has worked at valve for a long time...have you ever seen interviews with them?

Also I'm fairly certain I'd be making overly happy faces if I worked at valve.

He looks like he's about to kill himself when he's not doing his numale grimace.

because you're expected to smile when you take a photo, but fake smiles look creepy so they do the open mouth "I'm having so much fun" fake smile instead
it's a bit like hoverhanding

let's see a picture of you and your friend

>gabe
We've known HL3 is dead for a long time user. It's been started up and stopped many times and numerous people have stated as such. No one at valve has the will to make the game...so it doesn't get made.

Excess soy intake.

There is a light deep in his eyes.
It scream "help me".

just soyboy things

there's no scientific evidence it does anything bad to men

Even the fucking Twitter icon has a variant of the nu-male expression.

>it's a worthless degenerates on the internet poke shit at people with a job they wish that they had episode

I thought Sup Forums was kidding about le 56% face but apparently its true.

inb4 soyboy

>Sup Forumsniggers
>science

Even his buddy has the numale face icon thing.
This is really starting to look like a mind infestation.

Let it spill over the schools and churches, let the soyboys pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them.

well hes young but already balding so thats a man

What does it mean? The open mouths? Are they even aware when they do It?

>That one soyboy in the back with the dead eyes
Yeesh. You can almost hear him wondering if his dream job is worth making the numale expression 17 times a day for twitter posts

This isn't about race mixing but about white bois turning into genderless blobs of baby fat and pubic hair beards.

Eww

that's a female to male tranny, I'm fairly sure. She's still got more testosterone than any of the >soyboy
fags in this thread

He got the face of a lesbian elementary school teacher.
What the fuck.

That's basically a xenomoprh smile. Are soboys infested by some kind of parasite species?

They do it because they love looking/acting/feeling like sugar-addled shithead spazzoids. They literally get off on the idea that they're still a quirky kid at heart. Thats why they have careers in bullshit like video games.

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
OHNONONONONONONONO

Valve has gone to shit
Valve games are dead.
Older devs and writers have already left the company
Dota has gone to shit with 7.0 and them jewing their fans (no more free cosmetics until you pay).

I am playing fucking HotS right now and having fun

social media was a mistake

twitter.com/innesmck
she's a female to male tranny or whatever

>That wife

Hah, holy shit I'm staying blue collar.

Jesus fucking Christ. Is there even a photo of him not making that fucking face?

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF VALVE

they look related

:D !!!!!

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i look just like this, even have man boobs. can confirm I was born with a penis and still have one.

Fucking liberals

*inhales*

>I am playing fucking HotS right now and having fun

You might actually be retarded.

What an abomination.
Makes me wonder if those people weren't more happy if they had just received some counselling to talk them out of their gender dysphoria.

T-thats a dude?

>that face
Why is it so true lmao

How unaware are those people?

It's the writer for battlefront 2.
His teeth are so fucked up he cant do the numale maw thing.

He also ends almost al his tweets with ":D"

>it's a "video game nerds try to act pious and shallow episode

I legitimately thought he was a middle aged woman. God this world is going down the shitter fast.

JUST NUMALE THINGS

stop eating soy, start smoking

Fantastic thread.

>start smoking
The classy way to commit suicide.

It is called "self inserted".

Clint Eastwood is still alive.
Most lung cancer comes from particulates emitted by office printers.

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What did you expect a bunch of programmers who make video games to look like? Like a bunch of Chads? You spend too much time on Sup Forums.

>start smoking

>Like a bunch of Chads
Yes

>Clint Eastwood is still alive.
It's called "anecdotal evidence". Also I just wanted to make that reference.

> nefajci
Magyar?

Clint Eastwood was never a smoker.

>wanting to live past 80

>rocket fuel
Fucking awesome.

It’s a triggered soyboy episode marathon

>Clint Eastwood was never a smoker.

why is soyboy all the rage now
what was wrong with cuck

The Big Bang Theory spinoff looks like shit.

John Carpeter on the other hand has been chainsmoking for over 40 years now.

Next you'll tell me that Mark Hamill is actually a Jedi.

HotS developing team

You know he's an actor, right?

It's the hot new Facebook trend.
So of course it would quickly make its way here, considering most of the userbase is from other sites.

Wait.. he's not?

Your grasp on reality is slipping. Stop memeing for a month.

>It's a "Sup Forums pretends it's somehow superior to people who are actually employed and happy with their life" thread

memes come and go.

This time next year we will be calling losers some other name after they have taken the name "soyboy" as a badge of honor.

This.