System optimized for mobile play

>System optimized for mobile play
>No touch screen

Is this going to be the Switch's Achilles heel? I predict that the consumers will be flocking to the Razer phone in 2018.

It has a touchscreen you mong

It has a touchscreen you fucking moron.

It has a touchscreen you fucking retard

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Ahahah sonybro btfo

It has a touchscreen you fucking fuck

Shame they didnt add a touchscreen feature. This kills the switch

>when you hate something so hard you refuse to even know what you hate

It's got a plastic touch screen

Why did they use a capacitive screen instead of resistive? How are they adding DS games?

Shit thread

Funni thred hehahehaheha

what was nintendough thinking without touchscreen

I hate my switch so much because I can't tap the crops in Stardew Valley to harvest. Nintendo should have added a touchscreen to its underpowered tablet

So we get thread until it dies?
I'm 4 it.

It has touchscreen, but making everything usable in console mode would pretty much render it irrevelant, just like Pro Controller has no IR camera and ensures that thr one in joycon stays forever dormant. The only game that actively uses touchscreen right now is VOEZ, and that one is a mobile port.

is the eventual mario maker 2 the only reason this thing even has a touch screen in the first place?

>How are they adding DS games?
They aren't.
>Why did they use a capacitive
Because you just mentioned the only valid reason to use resistive in the machine. But we know they aren't gonna do DS re-releases.

WTF I LOVE BLACKED.COM NOW

heh...lookin for this?

If they made it touchscreen, id have day 1 bought. Literally what were they thinking with no touch?

>try to shitpost on the Switch
>use the sexiest promotional picture you could find for it

If you actually did an ounce of research you would know that the Switch has a touchscreen. Shit thread.

>DS Virtual Console was buried with the WiiU

The WiiU just keeps failing.

So it doesn't crack when you drop it

650$ for a phone that has no games and its going to be outdated after 1 year

>Literally what were they thinking with no touch?
They were thinking about keeping the console affordable.

>system optimized for mobile play
>headphones pop out
>*BING BING WAHOO*

>shitposters implying that there is a touch screen
>believing the smelly neckbeard programmers at Nintendo care about you enough to add a touch screen to the Stitch
Yeah.... Right........ Fucking had enough of this place

>play skyrim on the go
>battery only lasts 1 hour

>phone
>outdated

You can't even call with it, and the second is up to Nintendo, the Switch has no competition therefore it can't be obsolete.

Those fucking dropping videos are pretty hardcore.
Some guys drop a switch face first on fucking concrete like 10 times before it stops working.
Pretty good for current nintendium.

More like
>Try to shitpost about the switch
>Prove you not only don't own it but literally know nothing about it
Sup Forums. Also why are retards bumping this thread? Post with sage if you must you fucking faggots.

>use touch screen
>my greasy chocolate covered hands smear all over
>mummy has to clean it for me every time
>water gets inside from cleaning it
>switch turns
>flies out the window
Thanks nintendo

I has a touchscreen you fucking gnikcuf uoy neercshcuot a sah I

Uh, i thought the switch dint had touch screen

wooooow

>system optimized for mobile play
>headphones pop out
>*BING BING WAHOO*
>"SHEEEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA IS THAT THE NEW MARIO!?"

>dog steals and drops 3DS while running at a very hihg speed
>barely a scratch
>drop it from literal 1 feet
>screen breaks and the cables are teared

I think Nintendo killed my 3DS, there's no fucking way the 3DS died that quickly.

Phones are powerful enough nowadays that you can use them for many years, and if it has a replazable battery you can use them perpetually

>replazable

Your fault for buying shitty headphones.

If you have fat pudgy fingers, then maybe the touchscreen is kinda difficult.

Stupid fucking KEK least know what your talking about before you shitpost cumwad.

Just wait for the "Super Nintendo Switch" or "New Nintendo Switch."

It auto mutes when the headphones come out. You have to fiddle with the volume for it to start playing again.

I know for sure there's a touch screen

>System optimized for mobile play
>It's not mobile

Is this going to be the Switch's Achilles heel? I predict that the consumers will be flocking to the iPhone X in 2018.

>Headphones pop out
>System mutes itself

>everything needs to be touchscreen now
I hate it

Tbh if the switch was as powerful as the iphone id have bought one

>Low quality falseflagging Xnigger bait

>switch is less powerful than a cellphone
This makes me sad and mad

Why does it even need a touch screen?

Kids love em

user, I…

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casual

>OP makes a good point
>Gets meme and shitposting in response
haha... b-based nintenbros

Why do tendies lie? Everybody knows there no touch on the switch

>it has a moron you fucking touchscreen

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>those wireless signals near your dick
Welp, enjoy your cancer.

Fuck off. Take this 5 and leave.

Let me show you how it's done
7UCC

Do you want the switch to cost 800 dollars?

It's ergonomy and design is. Joycons give cramps and the console can't fit in pockets.
They should have make it bulky but comfortable.