You have exactly 5 (five) seconds to name a cooler fantasy/sci-fi race than the Turians

You have exactly 5 (five) seconds to name a cooler fantasy/sci-fi race than the Turians.

Go ahead, mister user.

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Quarians

Hanar

The Vex

Niggers

Krogans

Starmen

Everything in SC2 is more interesting.

Vorlons and Shadows.

Should've said "as fuckable as" so we could've all talked about aliens we want to fuck
Bet it'd be a trip to fug a Hanar, too

Skaarj

Protoss

What do you call someone like this? Would the term "furry" be appropriate?

>no concept of up, down, front, back, left or right, just "sides"

Yautja

this

Orz is an individual not a race but it still counts

>pretty much the crack babies between a bunch Digganobs and some drunk Meks

Just call them a faggot.

This. Quarians were always far more interesting to me than the other races in ME:

>cyborgs
>have to live in a suit Vader style or they die
>can build anything from anything
>live in a huge diverse fleet of ships of varying ages, never replacing just repairing and adding to the numbers
>they have no home-world so they're forced to travel the stars endlessly
>created the Geth, one of the best designed robots/AI ever in my opinion
>females have hips for days

It'll always annoy the piss out of me that we'll never get a Quarian themed game or at least a game where you can select your race and one of them is Quarian.

CHECK. MATE.

The Lines of The Commonality

Sounds like Gypsies.

I wish to a Yehat.

literally just space gypsies

Zerg

>Space Prussians
Meh

Plenty of humans would fuck aliens so long they meet a bare minimum standard of beauty or cuteness.

Is it safe to assume that alien races would feel the same about humans?

all these furfags need to realize that aliens only belong in mass graves under the skyscrapers of human civilization

Whoa there emps, don't you have to sit on your thrown and eat the souls of a hundred people a day?

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I know that the guy besides Tali is Praza even though he dies minutes later, yet I can hardly remember the names of anyone from ME3 onwards.

Huh.

That they are. But they're cool because they do it with space ships.

Here ya go,bud.

>not the Broken Lords
shiggy di-well they're kind of cheating because they're so fucking radical

ME series shit the bed hard, don't feel bad about it.

Human

Russians, dunno which game they appear but they seem to have this over the top leader known as Putin.

Hey faggot the days of le based aliens is over now is the time for the space holocaust where we send the space juden (aliens) into death camps

If you've ever lived near RL gypsies, you'd fucking hate the Quarians
I know I do

Two rubels have been deposited into your banksky accountonov.

Thankfully they're not like real gypsies they just have surface similarities.

Be content! Fortune smiles upon you, for Horatio is willing to visit your thread!

Vex are legit fucked
>Can simulate multiple realities
>Kill one? They pull the exact same one you killed through time for reinforcements
>Will straight up delete the fucking CONCEPT of you existing
>A literal fucking god could not get rid of them
Fuckers are no joke

Someday it will happen, right anons?

>aliums are bipedal
when will this meme cease

What a chad.

I think it was a roundabout way to say "Russians aren't humans"

Horatio, of course.

Logically speaking alien species evolving into bipeds is very likely just because it's a concept that's efficient and works.

But from a designer and creator point of view you are right. Alien races should be interesting and different.

Horatio, the Unfallen and the Riftborn are fucking radical.
I wanna sit in the bough of an Unfallen tree and read a book, they're all chill-ass bros.
Also the biome cinematics are fucking amazing: youtube.com/watch?v=seRQKZQLKls
If only, my dude
I hope it never does, hearing "muh exotic" purists bitch and moan gives me sustenance

Shepard.

Orz is an individual but there are others if its race. That's why the *below* version is called Them, instead of It.

>boring copy of a real life group
>it's fine because they are hot dude
lol ok

KROGAN COCK

Not what I said but whatever makes your shitposting easier my dude.

Where are you getting these pedo pics

It's xeno.

>they're just space gypsies
>that they are
>but they're cool because hips
That literally IS what you've said, my dude.

These motherfuckers.

Being bipedal is unique to our needs as humans and is linked to how we scavenge for food. It really has nothing to do with development of intelligence.

Me, myself and I

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Phyrexians

Broken Lords are slightly better, but both are radical.

But Turians seem to be reptile in nature, why the hell would they need tits?

Also why the fuck am I arguing about this?

Sangheili
I wanna fuck em.

I would fuck a Turian too though, Vetra Nyx was the only redeeming factor in Andromeda.

Vasari

Argonians

Wrex.

>Space Niggers

The Tarka

The Kzer-Za are still some of the best alien villains ever. Showing up at Earth and immediately getting that message really gives the player a hell of a first impression.

You mean Grunt.

>make gay/bi turian character, give him a cute af voice, cool background and in general make him pretty badass
>not romanceable
>give him a really bad tragic gay love story

BW are such garbo. Destroy that useless faggot Gil and give us Avitus instead. Well, not like it matters (anymore), MEA is garbo.

Any "human in a funny costume + body paint" alien is fucking retarded.
Might as well say dwarves are cool aliens.

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The best thing to do with aliens is draw them with human cocks.
That really rustles people's jimmies fucking fierce, it's so funny to me.

Female Turians are way sexier without dumb looking breasts.

Even though I'm a Sangheili fag it bothers me too.

But I kind of justify the intelligent species in Halo being bipedal because the Precursors likely created them all, so they probably used a general guideline of what worked for intelligent species.

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damn.
Was in such a rush to be first...

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kzer-za best ur quan, kohr-ah a shit

>Sangheili
mah nigga

>love nothing more than exotic girldicks
>this fucking post
REEEEEEEEEEEE

The culture.

Why are quarians so sexy? Quarian women look so breedable aaaargh

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extremely wide hips, thick thighs and a non-human pelvis
human women literally can not compete

>Enslaving threats to the race rather than obliterating them

It’s like they want to get slaughtered by slave revolts

I'm telling you guys, custom sex robots in the next 20 years.

I don’t even like Mass Effect and I’d pound Quarian ass till one of us died

>implying women wont veto this shit

yes they can since they are real and your dirty smelly space gypsie is not

GW1 Charr

> i do not like game bu i would definetly fuck this hot babe from that game
woah

If it rains, does water pool up in their neck?

>implying reality isn't subjective to the point where the difference between imagination and commonly perceived reality isn't negligible

Brutes are neat

>you can’t find a single thing about a game appealing if you don’t like all of it
I wish I could be this brilliant one day