Meanwhile, in the Sup Forums mansion

Meanwhile, in the Sup Forums mansion....

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CONTROLLER?

T-thanks for downloading all that futa on my laptop guys

I think you mean Sup Forumsillage

T-turn up the fucking heat, jesus fucking christ!

*notices bulge* Whats this? OwO

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WHO THE FUCK DELETED MY GOD DAMN HOMESTUCK PORN

Maybe we could cuddle to keep warm.

WHO THE FUCK IS DELETING SHIT

BAKA user!

i told you to knock before entering!

STOP SHITTING IN THE SHOWER AND SQUISHING THE TURD INTO THE SHOWER DRAIN. I WILL FIND YOU.

>trying to play videogames with intense repressed homosex in the background
It's like highschool all over again.

One of the neighbors at the reddit mansion stopped by again.

Any user want to play Melee in the basement? I got it all set up!

ALL I HAVE LEFT IS FUCKING JOHN EGBERT PORN.

>water
>blanket
That looks comfy as fuck

did you get rid of the turd smear in the corner?

W-whos got my Switch?

Look what just came in the mail!

That's a thin ass towel, wouldn't feel good at all. Does more to keep the cold cement floor from freezing your ass.

Neutral flavor, my favorite.

I'm in
It wouldn't be a party without Melee

>only one controller
H-how are we supposed to playh?

You told him to go back?

Anybody what to help me commit suicide?

oh fuck, my bad guys

I got an extra one in my controller bin. Let me go grab it.

I'd cover myself with the towel as I rest my back on the floor, and use the pillow to bend my head towards the TV. That's peaking in comfyness

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user, I'm dead serious: Would you want to try something different before you are gone?
We can play pretend.

5
5 minutes until this mansion is pruned to space dust

Already too late

Pls respond

the helium tanks are in the attic. there are also some laxatives in the second floor bbathroom, take them and shit your brains out so you don't shit yourself after death. I just cleaned the carpets.

Please answer me, I want you to feel it all. Please.

Not so fast; you have to duel me first, fag.

Could you keep it down you guys? I'm trying to get some sleep. Also, feel free to drink all the kool-aid you want that I left in the fridge.

Power is out guys.
Monopoly or clue?

strip poker

Risk.

Right here

Very funny.
That’s why I don’t bring my girl here

You niggers, it's Thanksgiving
Did you bring food?

Oh, is it snowing outside?
Who wants to build a snowman?

Alright everyone line up

GIB THEM BACK

>live in a mansion
>don't have money for food
I hope it was worth it faggots.

How has this not busted into an argument over something yet.

anyone want a mocha
I'm gonna make a mocha

WHERE IS MOMMY???
I NEED MILKIES

>IMG_20171123_131951.jpg
>Filename is usually associated with cameras and phones
user please don't tell me you took that pic yourself.

What are the needle nose pliers used for?

i brought diet pepsi, enjoy it while it's hot!

GUYS
WE GOT A NORMIE HERE
THROW HIM OOOUUUUUT

I'm Waaaay ahead of you, I set up some battleship

As a girl(male), I refuse to play strip poker again after what happened last time.

I prepared candy for all of us anons!

Great! I can use some of that to stuff the turkey.

mmm candy turkey

That didn't last long. We'll die of cold in here.

who wants grilled cheese sandwhich?
is gonna be 59.99 plus tip

Don't touch my waifu you fucking faggots
>pic related

one of YOU is in cahoots with Daisy Domergue

Hey guys, we found something behind the mansion...

Handhelds!
I brought some extra batteries just in case too

Who the FUCK WIPED MY COMPUTER, I HAD A FUCKING 15 HOUR SAVE FILE IN UNDERRAIL, DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO GET PAST THE TUTORIAL?

OOH SHIT

Just got back guys. I brought a plate for anyone who can beat me in fight night champion.
Calling king kelly palvik

Don’t be a fag

nigga what is this

WHO
THE FUCK
STOLE MY CUM JAR?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cool beans maybe we'll find some cool aliens. Think of all the cool anal probe pranks.

Why not though?

Where’s my monster huntan crew?

You're not a monster hunter by wearing the crock pot, now put it back so we can start on Thanksgiving dinner, retard

I wanted to ask the same.
Sure bro I'll play.

>picks Jigglypuff

w-well you see the area here is pretty cold. I need to warm my hands at the fireplace first. brb hehe

dude it saves water
if you don't at LEAST urinate in the shower, you're a spoiled brat

We gotta go hunt our dinner user. The Qurupeco won’t carve itself.

S-sorry user

Erode my teeth for literally zero sustenance, truly a Sup Forums food.

no soyboys allowed

I really wish modding Mount and Blade was easier. I've been in agony with desire to someday make a proper Sup Forums Archipelago mod complete with every single board as a playable faction with a pseudo-unique troop tree.

Fuck off retard. Go post your dumb meme on reddit.

Who ejaculated on to the Nintendo Switch console?

Again?

This fag probably

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NO NO NO. I don't want my skin to be my own enemy now.

*knock knock*
Hello, I was just in the neighborhood, Have any of you heard of this amazing game called fallout. Its pretty neato, if I could come in for just a second, We could all discuss how many copies you and your friends would like to pre-order?

Wtf, I thought this address was a secret?

Todd, this is the fourth time this week, we won't buy Fallout 4, capiche?

Guys, I went to check up on STALKERfags in the basement, and I think there were more than last time. Does anyone know where the hell do their tunnels really lead?

Wait, I know you...

I'd give the shitter about 20 minutes boys, christ

Hey guys I spotted this ebony chick with great legs sneaking around the dorms last night. You think I should ask her out?

ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU NINTENDO FUCKERS SHAT ON MY XBOX ONE

DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK

If my dragons dildo's arrive while I'm out can someone sign off for me?

I feel like playing Guitar Hero, anybody know where the controllers are?