Teacher, user has a Nintendo Switch in his Jansport!

>Teacher, user has a Nintendo Switch in his Jansport!

I remember kids actually ratting me out for having a GameBoy with me. Fuck those kids.

Thankfully by the time I got to middle school and GameBoy Color, that shit was over people stopped giving a fuck.

>taking your handhelds to school and playing them during class

No wonder you’re on Sup Forums instead of living a successful and fulfilling life.

Pssshh, I only turned up to school 3 percent of the time and now I earn 12 figures and live in a big building with butlers and everything!

>white kid unzips gun from his backpack

>black kid is a thieving little niglet

>spic kid gets deported

>eurotrash kid gets beat up every day for faggy accent

>Chink kid cheats on his math test

>white poster gets instantly mad at a white joke

Mr Janjuer he lying.

>thai kid(female) has a dick

>Leftist poster instantly needs to jump to the defense of his pet minorities

>swedish kid gets banned from the boys locker room

>be me, 2nd grade
>see kid playing Pokemon Red when he isnt supposed to in between class
>while hes being a dummy playing games I lean over and pull his cartridge out while hes playing
>hahaha you cant tattle on me because then youd be in trouble

jewish kid shuts down the school

>arabian kid blows up the school

>indian kid shits in the designated hallways

>indan kid drops trow in the hall

poomind

>Russian kid squatting in his seat

>irish kid starves

> had to choose between giving Jimmy 20 bucks for a new Game Boy game or giving Jenny 20 bucks for a blowjob during recess

Anyone else have this problem?

who the fuck actually called backpacks "jansports?"

>Finnish kid stabs anyone who gets within 10 feet

we just said bag

What irritates me most about this is calling a backpack a jansport.
Well done.
8/10

>black niglet starts rioting in detroit

it's strange that your parents had such similar sounding names

>tfw people repost a meme you created

Feels good man.

I've actually never even heard this word until today

>Norweigan kid shoots the teacher while blasting death metal from his Zune.

>"...facebook created"

There fixed it bro.

No because we had one girl in our friend group who was actually just our fucktoy. It turned out her mother was an actual prostitute and instilled in her the only way to get through life and associate with a guy was to fuck him. We all started getting blown in 7th grade and started fucking her in our freshman year of high school in regular gangbangs. She also sucked off at least half the male teachers in our school.

>ukrainian kid gets bullied by the Russian kid

it's a shitty backpack brand for third worlders like mexicans in america

>school trip
>class sitting on a coach
>everyone gets their ds out and goes on pictochat
>change my name to the roastie that picks on me and draw something inappropriate
>she gets in trouble with the teacher and nobody suspects me
HEH fuck you stacy

>Jansport

Same. Teacher gave it back without having to meet with my parents because I understood that it would cause problems if a toy that expensive were to get stolen and teachers not wanting to deal with that crap. Can only imagine the problems now that kids are all allowed to take their phones to school.

I never had a problem with taking a handheld to school. So long as we didn't play it in class, then it was fine.

As a teacher you typically give it back to the student at the end of the day. If the kid is a major fuckwad you walk it to the office after class and the parent has to pick it up from there

>finally get sick of stacy's bullshit
>tie her up, rape her, she cums like four times
>get her number later
heh, serves you right stacy

who the hell makes all these stock photos? is there someone whose whole job is to take one picture each of every single thing he can think of?

>let's see what's on the schedule today, dog wearing a purple tutu, three men looking with astonishment at a peach, suave school kid holding a gun in class, mount fuji in the sunset and if I have time, a garbage bin filled with boiled eggs.

>whiny leftist cant handle banter

>in his Jansport!
Yuppies get the bullet too.

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>he's still trying so hard!

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>things that never happened

>kid never gives back the mortal kombat/street fighter book of fatalities and special moves list you let him borrow

>2nd grade teacher banned yugioh cards
>some random faggot ratted me out
>teacher liked me and let it slide
>random faggot took my deck and threw it in the snow out of anger

>Kid tries to hide something they've borrowed at their friend's place while playing dumb
>Turns out that friend is related to one of your own friends so you get your stuff back anyway

>Kids who don't return the stuff you lend them
>Had it happen to me a few times
Easy way of knowing what families not to associate with.

I got in trouble for playing my game boy during some after school thing I went to waiting for my mom. And yet they let this kid bring his DBZ DVD’s and watch them on TV

not him but I went to a ghetto middle school and it wasn't uncommon for ghetto girls to give blowjobs to other kids for things like money or weed.

>that kid who no-clipped into the girl's bathroom and molested one of the 6th graders

Nah the girl was seriously indoctrinated by her mother. She works as a call girl in LA now I believe. It also seriously fucked my ability to have a normal sexual relationship

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I think the stock photo libraries are buying them from photographers in order to resell them, so there's incentive for the photographer to pad out their collections with... stuff

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Just another incel fanfiction of themselves.

You've essentially proven it wasn't banter with this post.

>Jansport
do you name the school bag by the brand?

Indoor recess > outdoor

>borrow friend's Gameboy and Pokemon Ruby to complete both our Pokedexes
>day passes
>bell rings
>open bag to put notebook away
>his Gameboy is gone
>look everywhere and can't find it
>ask around and no one knows
>tell friend that his Gameboy was stolen
>he flips out and calls my parents
>get beat and grounded
>next day
>another kid walks up and hands me the Gameboy
>says he wouldn't have taken it if he knew it wasn't mine
>give Gameboy back to friend and give him my copy of FFTA as apology since he kept asking to have it
>he takes the game but stops talking to me
>lose only friend
>forced to go back to being beat and mocked by everyone every day but without a friend this time
>find out from other kid a few years later that my "friend" set the whole thing up because he wanted my game

>You created

Unless you were here a few years ago for the original Gameboy Jansport threads, fuck off.

stock photo thread?

this is the only proper response
>no fun allowed
>have fun losing your save data faggot

Well, he sure was a tactician.

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>12 figures

Hi, George Soros! I hope you die. Seriously. We would have a utopian society not in a thousand years but by late March.

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>Jansport

Where he be snatching that backsack?

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Mass shootings are the last stand of white masculinity. No wonder (((they))) want to stop them.

>Teacher unzips his 3ds in recess
>Walk up to him
>Hes playing monster hunter 4 ultimate
*user has joined the room*

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Holy shit what a genius

>2nd grade
>Have Mexican/Spanish/I have no idea but I know he spoke Spanish and I think some Russian "friend" named Alex
>Weird guy, but he seemed okay
>Originally in the 3rd grade, but put down to the 2nd
>No one hung out with him but me
>Bring Gameboy to school because parents take 30-45min to pick me up after school
>Alex and a couple of other classmates see my GB and I show it to them
>Go to bathroom, put GB in my bag but leave it in classroom
>Come back & my GB is gone
>Days later, see some guy (Steve) with my GB
>Accuse him of stealing
>Teacher comes to mediate
>Give "evidence" that it's mine (scratch locations, batteries used, game [Pokemon], the nicknames I gave my Pokemon, etc.)
>Steve returns it
>Steve's pretty chill about it since he was a cool guy
>Found out Alex stole my GB and gave it to Steve because Alex wanted to be friends with Steve, who was popular
>A month later Alex was put into 1st grade, & a month after that, he left the school

no you didnt you homo

>(((successful))) and “””fulfilling””” life
Fixed that for ya soygoy.

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