Walks into Gamestop

>walks into Gamestop
>slaps mom's credit card on counter
>"I'd like one copy of Super Mario Odyssey for the Nintendo Switch, please!"

>CoD fan buying Ninty products
Excuse me

They're both just as bad

BING BING WAHOO

>scented SOY candle

>Implying ugly people have another thing than escapism

i wonder if it smells like yoshis eggs haha

>that guy
>ugly

he would be a fucking chad in a third world country

Then go grab a copy and then bring it to the counter, faggot.

>”Wait until I ring it up, then slide it through the machine, ya dingus. God Jesus.”

Soy has to be Sup Forums's most retarded fear since fedoras

>soy candles
Thanks Japan

*tips atheism towards you*

He'd be dead in a third world hole

Is that you OP?

>tosses soy beans at you and watches you melt when they come in contact with your skin*
*sheaths soy katana*
Heh. Nothin personell, kid.

Use this pic instead, it’s all yours my friend

Soy has been demonized for a long time retard, it aint some new fad to (rightfully) hate on the devil's bean.

Yeah Asian women like ANY white man

>Soy has been demonized for a long time retard
Not really, no. Again, soy has to be Sup Forums's most retarded fear since fedoras.


>BUT I SAW A GUY WITH A BEARD EAT IT REEEEE

who is this cute girl

That smile makes him look much, much better.

>eating soylent
At least I know you're not a soyboy, good going user.

just bought a switch with odyssey and rabbids, what am i in for lads

fun if you like it, shitposting if you don't

Fuck you OP this was me two days ago
you forgot the "I-I'd li-like one copy of Super M-Mario Odyssey please" part

So this is why only fags and women like Zelda.

This post is how I know you don't lift.

Jesus these guys were made for each other

i mean. why not its a fun game

...

Here ya go

wonder how it smells haha