Why isn't he in Smash or Mario Kart?

Why isn't he in Smash or Mario Kart?

HE

IS

HAS

KANGZ

DOES

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lol wut

Kill yourself HEfag

ARE

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I would argue Lanky should at least appear in ARMS.

do you really hate your own culture?
besides, this was a serious thread.
He should be in more games.

hahahaha

Most don't care or even know about lanky, he's just a meme

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KyokHEo

SHE

HAS

Nintendo hates Western characters and thus the only Western character in Smash is Diddy.

NO

STYLE

Diddy is a western character?

Because hes a smelly shitty nigger. Fuck Lanky Kong, hes the most liberal fucking Kong out of the entire lot and if he were real he would have voted for Hillary Clinton.

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Who is Hillary clinton?

She in charge of the Democrat's financing in the USA.