Blocks your path

>blocks your path

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begone thot

Play your toys at home, cunt.

DAMN STRAIGHT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

"Hey sorry, can I squeeze past, I just wanna check the prices on them viddos"

>Going to gamestop in 2017

I wouldn't say anything but just go about my business as if she wasn't there, subtly getting a little bit too close to make her uncomfortable so she leaves.

* shoves out of the way, crushing your bones

It's okay when women do it because we already treat them like children.

*Wet willies your belly button*

Disgusting

she looks cute as fuck desu

and she plays nintendo games

too bad im unattractive and socially inept so there's no chance there boys am i right haha

This picture is like half a decade old. She probably already has a boyfriend, and possibly even a child.

>"Excuse me, m'lady, may I trouble you for but a moment? I see you are playing your Nintendo DS system, tis an awesome thing to see. It just so happens I have brought mine as well and I was merely wondering if you would like to play a game with me. I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable, but I assure you I'm not average male, if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen ;)"

Nice legs cutie, mind moving on them so I can check out the 3DS collection?

Y'all need some fuckin' room or something.

uhhhh hey miss you like nintendo...? i was wondering BING BING WAHOO WAHOO oh sorry i cant control myself 1UP 1UP BING BING BING

"Excuse me, you're [describe exactly what she's doing because i'm not a blind faggot], right?"
If she's cool with the small talk, keep talking. If she's dry, then just keep doing what I was doing.

Never stop doing this

>met a girl at GameStop
>took her back to my place to make her some dinner
>halfway through the meal she randomly started singing the Afventure Time theme song for no reason

The evening was just kind of awkward after that.

you and us both friend

BRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP

move that switch out the way user, i beg of you.

imagine is the switch wasnt there haha

uh...what. how do people even do that

you just meed a random person, and they take you up on your offer to go back to your house for you to make them dinner?

I mean who cares if she is weird nigga you met her at gametstop the fuck you expect. i'd laugh and then fuck her as she sang that shit.

Adventure time,
C'mon grab your friends

*unzips dick*

How much of a loser do you have to be to take this pic. It's not like she's super hot or wearing excessively skimpy clothing or something. Just some regular non whale sitting on the floor at gamestop.

Why does she sits like that?

I'm secretly thirsty as fuck for a girlfriend who's even casually into video games, but I'm far too prideful to ever show it. I'd rather die alone than hit on a girl in FUCKING GAMESTOP.

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who was in the wrong here

cuz its cute you fucking virgin

You wanna play some XCOM?

this picture is legendary tho

Right? What kind of person doesn't have proper posture?

*stands with one leg on either side of her and begins perusing 3ds games*

what

>Charles Martinet will die soon

But he doesn't need to move it.

Looks like she's blocking off mostly shit games.

Couldnt see your dick reguardless of the switch With a fat gut like that

OH NONONNONONONONONONO

>cockblocks your path

That's when you get a boner and ask her if she can unzip your pants, too, right?

thanks user

Anoooo~
Sumimasen watashi wa tsuka suru koto ga dekimasu, neesan.

pls be in london

>exposed bra
>large ill fitting boots
>playing DS in public, in a game store, alone

land mine, call the thot patrol. Dont go near

Hairyyyyy Baby!

>fat
>small dick
>manchild

Truely a sad condition that can only be compensated by shitposting

Just because of the sheer thirst of nintenbros? I don't get it.

My girlfriend is an autist just like that chick, except she mostly cares about anime. The only time she plays vidya is with me. And that's normally only after she's emptied me.

Excuse me, miss. Could I smell your butthole on all fours while you search for the game I want on the shelf there?

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I do t understand what she is doing?
She has 2 3ds sitting on the floor. I’m assuming she is trading something between the 2, but why do this in the store?

She could do this anywhere else, I dont get it

Good to know, user. Tell us more

>hello fellow gamer, I would like to volunteer as your toilet for today

Wow was that so hard vorgins??

She is blocking no games of interest. I don't see a problem.

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>As long as you post shit like this constantly, you will be Sup Forums's guy
What the fuck

She's a dweeb with low self esteem. That's why I was able to score, since I'm not attractive myself.

>soon
you mean tomorrow

>finding her attractive

white people

>Sup Forums likes any and all gay shit
It's a braindead newfag board, what'd you expect nigger?

I'd stand over her awkwardly with my crotch in her face pretending I didn't see her and was just checking out prices on video games.

If she's sitting on the floor of a shop playing games she's probably as socially awkward as you bucko

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What the fuck did you expect kid?

Pics ?

Preferable of boobs or ass, no need for face

Any tips for a fellow unattractive autist?

aayyyyyy white boi

my skin is brown

>And that's normally only after she's emptied me.
out of your finances?

me on the right

Good to know.
Next week I'll start putting my smegma in a jar and then post it.
Golly gee, I can't wait to be a character.

>thot
Go BACK

Me in the back

That the people here have atleast SOME standards since they shit on everything for being "not good enough" ?

But I guess a fat naked guy reminds them of themselves so it gets a free pass anyway

>visiting a Gamestop
>buying from Gamestop
>sitting on the fucking floor
>playing game inside the store

me on the left in the blue bubble

lol

Get a job. That's where I met her.

>smegma in a jar
That's too similar to /mlp/'s cum in a jar, try something else desu.

>You will never kick in her head against a bunch of 3DS games

So you see each other at work and at home ?

Shit nigga, you fucked up

>Sup Forums
>good
lemme guess, it's your first day.

I wonder how bad her feet smell?

i bet you have a very feminine penis c:

haha pretty smelly i bet

It's not

thicc and delicious

Maybe her butt hurts.