STOP SPAMMING EMOTES IN MULTIPLAYER

You're an obnoxious cunt. You're not funny or endearing

Emotes are fun

emotes in vidya?
wut?

Fuck you MacReady I'll do as I please.

Ban me for it.

You're not fooling anyone, MacReady, I know you're the thing.

People dont actually think McReady is infected by the end of the movie do they?

*laughs at you after every kill*

it never even occurs to me to use emotes. i don't get it either
even in dark souls i'll just stand there until the other fag realizes i'm not gonna do one

There's a lot of theories. A ton of post production went into it and there are a lot of clever and subtle clues hidden in it.

Kappa DansGame

>Emotes
What the fuck? Are we playing on phones?

:P

Voice commands are superior anyways.

:^)

WHAT RINGS U GOT BITHC?

That is fucking retarded and objectively wrong. I really wish Carpenter would just come out and deconfirm all these stupid fucking theories, talking about this movie is so annoying.

KF is fun

DON'T GET
DON'T GET
DON'T GET YOUR BEARD CAUGHT IN THE LETTERBOX!

Posting a lenny face after you wreck somebody never stops being funny.
The salt reaches legendary levels.

SHAZBOT
SHAZBOT
I AM THE GREATEST
I AM THE SHAZBOT

That's the stance stupid people take because they can't connect the dots.

POOTIS

Why did MacReady tell everybody that he found his own jacket in the furnace? Shouldn't he have just burned it?

I don't remember all of the details, bro. I haven't watched the movie in probably 10 years. I was just telling you there are people who take it seriously. Get the stick out of your ass.

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>*applause* while walking in a circle
>throwing stalk dung pies

I'M GETTIN MY ASS FUCKED OVER HERE
>they tone down the swearing from bf4 onwards
what a bunch of pussies

The best movie.

Childs was a Thing

>YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME

why didn't The Thing just spray vomit or blood all over everybody and get them all in one shot?

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The Thing isn't a virus or bacteria. It doesn't spread through contact. It consumes, it reproduces, and it mimics its victims in order to increase its chances at surviving.

*points down @ u*

>The Thing isn't a virus or bacteria. It doesn't spread through contact.

From Blair's research, a single cell is enough to spread and take over an entire organism.

For fucks sake, why transform at all? Just pretend to sneeze on somebody and spray them with thing cells, then wait.

Nice save
Nice save
Nice save

I'm pretty sure he's talking about shit like this:

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I think he meant slaying the humans rather than imitate them while still alive. Unless user meant to say turn everyone into Things kennel guy and meteorologist would have been Things from their contact with the ATF-escapee.

Because the act of consuming someone one cell at a time would draw a lot of suspicion. That's what it wants to avoid. It isn't concerned with protecting some parts of itself. It wants to protect all parts of itself. Remaining undetected is the most fundamental motivation in its behavior which is why the mimicry is so critical.

*Dances in your path*

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I remember the video game revealed at the ending that Kurt Russell survived

what a hardass. Nothing like a good old fashioned 80's movie hardass

An alternate ending had Macready survive and a blood test proved he wasn't The Thing after being rescued.

Well there's also MacReady's hypothesis about The Thing needing to penetrate a person's flesh in order to reproduce itself.

My hypothesis is that The Thing's body fluids that were hosed onto prey in the movie didn't contain any of its cells, and it's also possible it can only parasitize through bodily contact, like a big version of a virus. I suppose the question is why couldn't it break itself into smaller fauna that could more overwhelm the humans once it was discovered in the kennel or make the Palmer-Thing undergo such a transformation.

VVGT
VVGR
VVGR
VVGG

Yeah, fuck you too!

>My hypothesis is that The Thing's body fluids that were hosed onto prey in the movie didn't contain any of its cells, and it's also possible it can only parasitize through bodily contact, like a big version of a virus. I suppose the question is why couldn't it break itself into smaller fauna that could more overwhelm the humans once it was discovered in the kennel or

This is kind of telling me that The Blob was a bigger threat.

typing "?" after every kill is way more effective than any emote at making people rage

Fuck off alien

*Throws repair powder and walks away fabulously*

The Blob is without a doubt a much more dangerous organism. It feeds off of everything and becomes impossible to deal with because it scales up so quickly. It has a weakness, but by the time anyone can learn about that weakness the time to effectively capitalize on it has long since passed.

>that fucking scene with Thing-Blair running out into the snow

>typing "?" after every kill is way more effective than any emote at making people rage


Gaming is getting filled with weak-willed snowflakes.
Type "get raped" after every kill now and see the whole server erupt into a meltdown. More salt than the ocean.

Compare this to gaming in like 1999-2005. People were shitposters, but everybody was so much more chill and friendly about it
>hahaha get raped
>hahaha nice kill, ima come rape you back now

>Blair
i meant Bennings

THANKS
THANKS
THANKS
THANKS

WINKY FACE

>I really wish Carpenter would just come out and deconfirm all these stupid fucking theories
The whole point of making the ending ambiguous was for people to make theories, you brainlet.

The really cool thing about the thing as a monster is that it's very vulnerable when exposed and usually tries to hide and run away unless completely cornered. It has to run away and act from a disguise, which makes it just so much cooler. That's something the prequel sadly missed completely.

>prequel
I didn't see it so I lack an opinion on it. It's interesting how it possess a compulsion to imitate life forms. I think it wants to imitate humans because they're the most threatening thing around and can disrupt its life-cycle with lethal conclusions. Not to mention humans are kind of the only things it encounters but still.

>people still debating who was the thing at the end
the whole point is that the audience isn't supposed to know, you idiots. it was very deliberate that the paranoia and uncertainty that defines the bulk of the movie continues into the credits. thats why carpenter hasn't ever said who was what. its not the point.

Doesn't mean we can't talk about it and speculate, faggot

Prequel isn't terrible, it's just mediocre. Has some fun stuff set up. I didn't hate it, it's just plainly a worse movie but it's hard to surpass something like The Thing anyway.

"The ending is purpose-built to make people speculate so please stop speculating!"

lel

The reason shit is worse nowadays isn't because people are softer, it's because the trolls are harder and do what they can to look genuine in order to make people even more upset and to get at people who would normally be fine with it all. Shit is so harsh nowadays it's impossible to be chill, kids these days are hostile right out of the gate due to streamer culture and social media spreading shitty behavior like wildfire. Gone are the days of fun people doing silly shit that upsets tightwads, now is the time of the child who makes sure to spam the most obnoxious shit he can possibly find until absolutely everyone is tired of it.

XD

>Post game lobby
>forced to look at scoreboard
>forced to look at top 3 players characters
>forced to took at who gets the loot box
>player characters start dabbing and spam the dabbing emote