"Everybody go [SAME CLASS]"

>"Everybody go [SAME CLASS]"

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>it works

>refuse to switch
>get kicked

>don't go along with it
>easily blast through the enemy team anyway, a balanced team would only have been easier
>"see, told ya it would work!"

>Both you and your opponent kill each other at the same time in an incredibly uneventful way.
>Spot "LOL" in all chat

>plays tf2

>cp_steel
>10 scouts run towards E at the start of the round
>we win

WE ARE ALL SOLDIERS NOW

>everyone on red goes engie on the last point

>volsakya industries
>six Winston's jump onto the point and electrocute everything
>we win

>EVERYBODY GO HEAVY
>Spawncamping 30s later

Everyone going shotgun heavy is pretty great

>not having a demoman to spam and trap the windows from A
Is cp_steel the best map?

>"Everyone pick monkey"
>five people pick winston
>pick lucio

>Half the team goes heavy for payload attack
>Steamroll red

>Frog Isle
>Everybody goes different champions because class-stacking isn't allowed in Paladins

thats not how it works

>plays overwatch

>>EVERYBODY GO HEAVY
>Go engi and build a dispenser to fuel their murder

A better show than the movies when the spawncamp begins and ends a minute later because someone went medic

and then it begins again because there's a level 3 teleporter waiting for all those dead heavies

>Playing a class shooter that isn't TF2

>Everybody goes Medic
>Still win

Not anymore, unfortunately

>SCOUT RUSH
>win in less than 30 seconds

every time
no one knows what to do

No thanks to you, clearly

keked

you got carried hard though

Based on those numbers they probably joined at the end

why are TF2 threads always the comfiest threads on Sup Forums?

I joined late and it was before the meet your match update

rate please

>the one sniper has 5 doms
aimbot

level three chin is a god-tier cosmetic

there's literally a cop engi set you mong, use it

fat/engy

>2fort
>everyone goes engineer

i'm using it, just ate too many donuts

>that one spy sitting hidden somewhere with a cloak and dagger disguised as an engie just constantly spamming voice commands then moving whenever the engies would come hunting for them was me

is there anything more fun than getting a friend and some random engineers to set up in the enemy sewers? because i can't think of anything

Sapping a nest comprising of 6 engineers because they all decided to leave at the same time to taunt outside

HI THERE

>full team of heavies
>people start screaming "URAAAAAA" over mic
>youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc

>scout with Bonk runs around a sentry to distract it
>3 other scouts begin swarming it and destroying it

>EVERYONE GO HOME
worst part of sleepovers with my buddy who had abusive parents

>Everyone goes pyro
>Server crashes

did you fug

>Playing Overwatch
>everyone goes Junkrat for some reason
>absolutely destroy the other team

>new match starts
>go "EVERYONE GO ENGINEER!"
>the madmen actually do it

No but showed each other our boners once to compare our dick sizes
mine was smaller

This, heavy spam is ironically hard to counter on payload

because its literally demoman for retards

That's literally me, except I spray something on a wall near them and run in the other direction to hide

The ensuing spy hunt is something to behold. Also, when they all get distracted searching for me, that's when I go in for the sap

>play junker since release because I can aim pills from years of demo and it's even easier than that
>REEEE UNDERPOWERED NOT META STOP PICKING HIM
>blizz buffs him
>REEEE OVERPOWERED TOO META STOP PICKING HIM
I'm glad I dropped ow

No it isn't
>Kritz 1 demoman
>Easiest team wipe ever
Of course pub players are too shit to play him

>round corner
>take out like 3 tops
>have to reload
>if you've survived this long the remaining 9 heavies have torn you a thousand new assholes

This thread inspired me to play my first game of TF2 in a while. Actually had fun, and topscored too.

Use stickies retard.
Soldier and demo can fire around corners, you don't need line of sight.

sniper had LMAOBOX

>be a tf2tard

>Play MvM
>Guy with 1 tour picks Pyro
>Everyone proceeds to pick Pyro

>playing Killing Floor 2 on a 32 player server
>everyone goes demo for the boss

even firing around a corner, I doubt you'll put a major stop to a retarded heavy rush in an uncoordinated pub, it's just a wall of death that doesn't need to wait for a med to charge

>play MvM
>Bonk! and Sandman Scouts are a complete joke
>Whole wave of Pyros with no Sentry to stop them is now completely dreadful

imagine being this obsess

>8 stickies that do 360 damage each
>Can't kill a bunch of revved up heavies

imagine being so insecure about your favorite game you report and delete every post on tf2g that's anti-tf2

>play mvm boot camp
>retarded pacos who can't hold the line on anything higher than beginner
>play mvm mann up
>autistic 300 tour gambling addicts who see it as more of a chore to get their golden gun than a fun game mode
>0 updates from valve since two cities
it's just not fair

>all 12 heavies will be bunched up within corner spamming distance
>you're still taking damage from them while pooping out skill bombs

...

>all 12 heavies will be bunched up within corner spamming distance
If they're spread out what's stopping me from killing them one at a time?
>you're still taking damage from them
No I'm not did you even read my earlier post? You can spam around corners without exposing your hitbox.

>League of Legends
>Some guy calls ADC
>another guys screams "NO I'M ADC FUCK OFF"
>they both have selected ADC
>childish fucking shit so I say "Well I'm going ADC too then"
>other guy says "YEAH ME TOO"
>final guy remaining switches to ADC also
>nobody chickens out and the timer runs out and the match starts with full ADC team
>match starts up
>"fuck you this is my lane go top"
>"fuck you I'm ADC"
>"fuck you go mid"
>faceroll the enemy team so hard they surrender

>Asking stupid questions
Fuck outta here

so you can kill an entire team while spamming around a corner and not pushing forward and none of them will react

What happens if you take 4 ADCs and maybe 1 tank and just rush one lane? Wouldnt that be a viable strategy?

>The TF2 fanbase
>the fanbase that hates it's own game so much a huge chunk of people stopped playing when a single weapon was bugged
>being against anti-TF2 posts
You say this as you play a game that is so eager to defend it's developers that it will rationalize every single poor decision it's devs make, including saying "toxicity" is why the updates are coming out so slow, correct?

>Start game as engineer
>Help that engineer set up all the gear and shit
>Match about to start, change classes
>Notice that engineer is no longer engineer

FUCK

It's more acceptable to play Overwatch than TF2. Overwatch is still alive, whereas TF2 has been undead since 2009.

This is the issue with having a free and paid option

People dont try in the free version and people try really hard in the paid version

I have like 70 tours and im so sick of people who choose pyro and spy

Pushing one lane at the expense of leaving 2 lanes wide open probably isn't viable

>end of really long casual game
>"that's enough tf2 for today"
>close tf2
>5 minutes later reopen tf2 to play yet another long game
this happen to anyone else?

>and none of them will react
What the fuck are they going to do about it?
We're talking about a bunch of revved up heavies here not 12 scouts.

>tank spec joins WoW battleground
REEE

if you're pussing around a corner they can just like leave
I know demo is easy mode but there's a limit

>break rules to try and get epic responses
>get ding dong bannu
>get asshurt your epic wojak edits didn't work because a mod woke up for 15 minutes so you make an asshurt collage of you failing at "trolling" in an attempt to prove something
wow gottem

>Heavies can just run away from stickies that are several times faster than them

What the fuck are you on about tf2tard? Did I hit a nerve? That literally has nothing to do with the state of tf2g. My, god, sell your hats and grow-up already you horsefucker.

>buy like 5 new games during a sale
>play tf2 instead of installing them

You're way behind, friend. It's November 2017. Frustrated Overwatch players are giving up on their poorly balanced ban-crazy borefest en masse and moving on to TF2.

>completely ignoring the pictures posted next to the text he's triggered by
>hehe guise he's just a le ebin t-troll don't take him seriously even though my favorite game is shit
>literally the same posts are made on Sup Forums every minute except they never get deleted because no one bothers to report them
>being this delusional

you'll get the first few, but if you insist on hiding around a corner the rest can and will back off, at which point you have to expose yourself to the fire
this is less about the validity of a heavy push anymore and more about your demo wet dream just not matching up with how the game plays out

>carries the flag
I remember in Vanilla WoW, a T3 fully geared druid held the flag.
My not even T1 arms warrior was hitting him for like 50-120 damage. He had 4-6K health, I don't remember exactly, and just stood there. Then he healed himself and went back to bear. It was so sad and so amazing.

>What the fuck are you on about tf2tard? Did I hit a nerve? That literally has nothing to do with the state of tf2g. My, god, sell your hats and grow-up already you horsefucker.
I want to know what type of person you have to be to type like this. You're the kind of person that thinks they're in a book or something. Grow up

>hey boss this character is kind of a douche to the OW masses but sucks at high level, you think we should make his shit riskier and more mechanically demanding but also a lot more powerful when mastered?
>fuck no! just make his bullshit even more bullshit and make him invincible to everything he does while pharah players continue to suffer dying from q presses!

There's always one

most effective is all medic. Fighting them, you spend the whole game running from ubercharged ubersaw duos and they heal so much that none of them will ever fucking die unless your team focus fires on one at a time

Isn't Pyro REALLY good now with the Gas Passer though?

>if I reply while ignoring the point he's making maybe it'll look as if I'm right

better luck next time, tf2tard

>at which point you have to expose yourself to the fire
and do what faggot? minigun does like 10 dps at long range. the only class that can contest demo at long range is sniper and if they never push then my team wins.

post more wojacks, that'll prove your point
>arguments are all opinion, tacked on comp mode, or trading autism
>still broke the rules
whatever, last pity (you)

wtf is happening here?

>better luck next time, tf2tard
This is exactly what I'm talking about. You're so dramatic you finished off a post on a Kazakhstani Candy-making forum with what you thought was a cool one liner, just like in your animes. Holy shit, how can you complain about getting banned when it's this obvious you're under 18?

>break rules
>get banned
You are really upset about this for some reason, go shitpost in Sup Forums or something as much as it might be a surprise mods do occasionally ban people