Are 2 foot tall gems a practical currency?

Are 2 foot tall gems a practical currency?

If they're plentiful enough I suppose?

Picks up are not always to scale, noob
>what if mario did drugs whoa

More practical than 12-foot tall, 4 ton immovable stone discs.

>did you ever notice how video games aren't like real life
WOAH

lol, that actually gives me a pretty funny idea. what if, you know how mario jumps into blocks and coins come out? what if instead, he jumps into the block, but hits his head and hurts himself instead?

yeah what if luigi got angry he wasn't popular

what if mario said bad words and had a real gun
its funny because he wouldn't actually do this in a real mario game

Nobody will steal them

Try letting THAT money flow freely across borders!

wat if pikmins were weed lol

I prefer how the rupees, heart pieces, and spiritual stones looked in the N64 over any other version.
I like the cut gem aesthetic.

They would be, but they literally grow in the grass infinitely. The inflation must be crazy

what if all the pellets pac-man was eating were drugs lol

Gameplay and lore aren't always 1:1

There's probably HEAVY taxes such that each family has to send someone to cut grass every day to meet the king/princess/chief/duke's demands.

What about if when u play video game the controls tell character to do a thing but character don’t want to do the thing?

wouldn't it be funny if mario was a racist

What if mario said the n word he's not supposed to say that he goes wahoo haha subscribe click the doobly doo

They don't grow in the grass. The Minish collect them and leave them there for humans.

I agree. In Twilight Princess the pieces of heart in particular looked like dirty pieces of garbage.

happy diablo 3 ryan

Minish are extinct by the time of Oot and onwards

They had some weird pearlescent candycane wrapping. I prefer that to the 3ds remakes or Skyward Sword's take on it. BotW at least kinda rounded it out a bit compared to SS, but I miss the N64 ones.

No they're not. Just because you don't see them doesn't mean they all died. They're invisible to humans. They were literally invented to explain why you find things in the grass throughout the series.

rupees used to be small but they were made bigger to curb inflation. now only 2-foot tall rupees are accepted. as a result you can only carry a certain amount on you easily. because exchanging 10 green rupees for a single red is so inconvenient you end up having to pay a fee just to make up for all the room that would be lost, so buying a house with small change is nigh impossible (akin to paying your mortgage in pennies). a giant's wallet is literally worth 100 times more than the maximum amount of money you could carry in it for the sole convenience of not having to pay money for more space.

the more you know.

They're fine if you're not a manlet

They used to use coins but the Gorons kept eating them.

just try and stop me

Wow BTFO

Guys guys
what if
hear me out
what if mario
like
KILLED bowser
like all the way dead
lol