*autistic and incoherent whispering to himself under his breath in a monotone voice*

*autistic and incoherent whispering to himself under his breath in a monotone voice*
What the fuck is his problem?

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Uhh Cascade Organ Failure?

The realization children fathered will be raised without his father due to an ENTIRE GODDAMN REGIME WANTING HIM DEAD?


PTSD probably takes a whole different scope with a fucker like BJ

Severe brain damage, multiple concussions, radiation exposure.

Seriously, he's got a lot of problems, man, and getting his head grafted onto an ubersoldatan's body isn't going to cure them all.

eh

The dude is literally a psychopath nazi killer. He's actually insane. He can feel empathy and compassion but he's insane when it comes to nazis

killing nazis is good

Never said it wasnt, but he totally dehumanizes them. If he saw babies with guns and swastikas on their shoulder he'd shoot them without hesitation. Hell, he'd fucking axe them

it’s fair game if the baby is a nazi

someone who does a good thing for a bad reason can easily do a bad thing for the same reason

Never played a FPS from '90s? Caleb, Duke and all those guys, you know

All that you could ask for in a good American. Nazis belong in bodybags.

>comparing any FPS hero to Caleb

Dude became a top tier enforcer of a fucking cult seeking to end the world.

The only reason Caleb is fighting 'badguys' is because he wants revenge for being betrayed,

What if they're black Nazis?

Soldiers are autistic.
In BJ's case, he's full of PTSD and borderline crazy, but people tolerate him because his tard strength.

He had a huge problem.

He was in a shit game

a nazi is a nazi, pal

Twice the reasons to kill them.

BJ talking to himself was a clever way to give him some personality.

You can't really have him having mental breakdowns in a game like action game like Wolfenstein, he's painted as this guy not phrased by anything but he's clearly affecting by the world around him.

>multicutural and diverse
>implying they didn't forcefully conscript them and use them as canon fodder

They actually didnt.

you better not be a nazi, buddy

then its double good

>What the fuck is his problem?
Nazis.

Luckily, he knows the perfect solution: violence. And he isn't afraid to apply it.

Terrorists have tiny brains.

>conscript non Germans as canon fodder.
Hah, is this what burgers are taught in school? The only conscripts fighting in the Wehrmacht were German men and boys. African and Arab nations voluntarily joined the Axis to free themselves of Allied colonialism.

They tried to make BJ, Second Max Payne. Went from BJ "I'm fucking too angry to die" Blazkowicz to BJ "I'm feel fear for the last time" Blazkowicz

A shitty third entry into a series
>DUDE FUGG NAZIS xD

You need to see a doctor because you have problems with your ear.

so they could use them to colonize their countries? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I'm sure hanz jumped for joy when he knew he had a bunch of kangz and shitskins to lead.

Why is that bad again?

>he totally dehumanizes them
>imlpying a nazi has a human value

no shit dude their nazis that invaded america.

>bj bitch and moans about dying and not meeting his kids
>doomguy decides to stay in hell for all eterntiy to prevent demons from ever reaching earth
Why is bj such a soyboy?

You know, there is a magick group of tumblrite special snowflakes that worshio chernobog out there.

>Sup Forums totally dehumanizes them
>imlpying a Negro has a human value

>and the goalpost moved away

>The only conscripts fighting in the Wehrmacht were German men and boys.
>Poland

>not meeting his kids
seems like a legitimate fear to worry about when you die and arent there to protect them against a world invaded by fritz

to be fair Doomguy already lost all that he cared, only thing left is rage against demons

Are people in this thread just meming when they act as if nazis weren't human or what?
I mean bad stuff happened but they got pushed into war, not really evil.
No one is "evil" anyway.

Holy shit, what a soyboy, he can get another fucking bunny.

based

Sup Forumstards are wrong in many things, but not in this case, niggers are not humans, they are apes.

And look where it got them.

He was literally being held together by that super jew suit. He couldn't even give his wife the dick because his body was pudding. the fact that he died and came back with a brand new fresh body probably help ease some worries.

Also, doomguy doesn't need help from communist, jews or niggers. Bj is weak as fuck.

What happens if he has more kids now, will they be half genetically engineered super soldier?

Im sure youre a real tough goy too. Outside of the internet.

bring it on sonny jim

They become adam jensons and shit

What did they do exactly? when you rescue Horton they do nothing but sit idle until the final mission here they pose as poster boys, BJ did most, if not all, the heavy lifting

hes got protagonitis

I've found it consistently hilarious how a game about shooting evil Nazis (with death robots!) got taken in such a weird direction.

While Doom 2016 tried to strip it's skin clean of any particular focus on the plot, Wolfenstein in contrast has flipped the tables in reverse, with it's new entries almost without failure working to cook up some silly socio-political or otherwise cracked up narrative about it's supposedly "grim alternate Nazi history" shenanigans.

It ends up being incredibly overblown, even for satirical purposes and it shows most in the newest entries. Much like with Doom 2016, for both New Order and New Colossus they could have easily left the narrative on the sidelines and simply given BJ a Doomguy treatment, there would have literally been NO difference in the quality of gameplay and less time would have been spent to deliver some contrived and needless political virtue signals.

It's such a shame too, because the entire premise of the older games working as a funny, comical (and tongue-in-cheek) nazi slaying shooters was fun precisely because of it's silly outrageousness and humour.

Doomguy and Ranger aren't exactly mentally stable, either.

I can smell the soy from here, faggot.

>Bj is weak as fuck.
Except in cutscenes (at least in TNO and TOB, haven't played TNC). That motherfucker has Dante level cutscene powers.

Well I think doomguy is the most stable of them all, seeing that he still cares for humanity even though he's been in hell for centuries

But does he rip people in half with his bear hands?

It's wolfenstein you wehraboo. In that world the nazi babies would deserve it.

I think they intend to move wolfenstiens story to the 70's which would be pretty cool. Hence all the racial shit.

Probably, although Doomguy has kind of reached the 'more than human' level of plot armor and angelic intervention, having actually gone to fucking hell, gotten kicked out of hell for kicking too much ass, and going back to hell to do it again but longer this time. Ranger is ostensibly mostly stable (as of Q:C), somehow managing to fight the influence of the Old Ones even decades later, but is losing the memories of his family and that's the only thing keeping him from going full gonzo.

Don't remember as I haven't played in ages but I distinctly remember BJ having ridiculous resilience in cut scenes, point blank shots to the head, stabbed in the gut, crushed by several dozen tons of angry, toothy robot dog, etc. and none of it has any lasting effect, sometimes even before the scene is over.

I'm vaguely interested in if they intend to keep the old id canon that Commander Keen is BJ's grandson.

>care for humanity
I think all he cares about is ripping and tearing

Now China is raping them for their mineral wealth and they want to go back to the good old days.

Would ubersoldantan even be capable of breeding?

honestly, I'm surprised they have penises.

I wasn't the guy you originally responded to, I just mean it's pretty hard to put anyone on the same level as Caleb in terms of 90's comedic sociopathy.

If Duke Nukem, Doom, etc. could be called Street Fighter or SNK of shooters, Blood was the Mortal Kombat.

I suppose it might have. He certainly seemed in better spirits by the end.

I sort of would be interested in seeing the next Wolfenstein possibly focus on a slew of characters working with resistance cells throughout the world, each with sort of their own play-style, campaign themes, and special abilities or nazi-tech they come across.

>French dude who was literally raised in the French Resistance that's been ongoing since the original war, focuses on stealth with puzzle/problem solving elements.
>Play a rebelling ubersoldatan in full power armor and everything. Gameplay is straight forward, maximum damage to everything and basically is about being a one-man siege on major nazi installations
>BJ campaign that plays more like Doom that is VERY run-and-gun. You can deal a lot of damage, but can't take it and need to move fast or enjoy the coffin

But why does it need context of framework?

What exactly are we achieving by having the story so tightly knit in the first place?

You could quite literally have "Nazis in the Moon", "Nazis on the moons Uranus", "Nazis in Tabula Rasa building a death star" and all we get is this tripe about racism, racial and political views and all other crap that has zero things to do with constructing a game.

Having token black, jew, green, purple or silver characters does fuck all to progress the series gameplay wise, it's one of my major gripes with the New Colossus.

I want new and inventive places to kill Nazis in, not watch Hitler piss on a carpet.

What about quake 2's grunt? He's seen some shit too.

This triggers commies

>the good ol days
it's either yellow cocks or white cocks either way they gonna eat dick.

He isn't quite ripping and tearing but well, there's a lot you can do with a nazi and and axe

whoa :O

>You could quite literally have "Nazis in the Moon", "Nazis on the moons Uranus", "Nazis in Tabula Rasa building a death star" and all we get is this tripe about racism, racial and political views and all other crap that has zero things to do with constructing a game.
That was mostly New Colossus, wasn't it? I don't remember any of that crap in New Order, with Nazis on the moon being played as a straight joke from the instant you realize that's where you're going (looking at a poster for lunar colonization and BJ commenting along the lines of, "So they put Nazis on the moon. Fuck you, moon.").

Bitterman? Definitely, but he only ever shows up directly again in Q3A where he's been turned into a half-Strogg. Dude seems pretty stable though, even if his southern twang is a bit strong. If I remember right he's mentioned in the later Strogg-based Quake games though, or at least people talk about the lone soldier that took out the Makron.

nice flop kids

True, but he gets angry when he sees a human corpses in the begining and he makes a backup of vega before destroying him. I think he just hates everything that has to do with hell.

Kinda want to see this, 2bh. Just a whole level of BH punching his way through baby Nazi's.

Because it's just a ridiculous

Who cares about diversity?

They killed Jews. God's chosen people. Fuck em.

>people talk about the lone soldier that took out the Makron
Yeah, that's what happens. Q4 is pretty much a direct sequel to Q2 - Bitterman did hell of a job disabling Strogg AA (Big Gun), and now a proper ground war is being waged.

I didn't say Colossus stopped trying. I simply mentioned that a lot of the games positives were mired in needless political agenda, which could have been spent (in development) to create better sections of gameplay, longer and more rewarding campaign missions and less needless filler and exposition.

It's similar gripes that i had with New Order and Old Blood too

>eternal anglo couldn't let their colonies go
>win the war but still lose their colonies
>didn't even succeed in securing Poland's freedom, the reason they started the war in the first place

t. Wilhelm Strasse

the weird part for me is where the fucking french joined up and were some of the last men left standing to defend hitler's bunker

That part in the beginning where he looks at the corpse and cracks his knuckles told me how little of fucks he gave about samuel hayden and his blabbering and the corpse was just doom guys dinner bell. Remember doom guy doesn't fix shit. the fact that he backed up vega was almost out of character but he probably only did it so he could kill more demons later.

The french and germans have a weird relationship. they like to sleep together every once in a while.

They knew that the red terror had to be stopped above all else. Quite a few British volunteers joined the Frie Korps to fight alongside the Germans against the Soviets.

oh look that one guy who lost the war and literally killed himself.

>I don't want to be raped by those fifthy slavs.
>I know! I will join the krauts who had be raping me these last years.
Sound logic...

you mean the guy who tried his best and moved to argentina to breed his plantation bunda?

>beat the krauts
>get invaded by slavs anyway
Poetry.

mein gott WHAT IS THIS!?

Hitler did everything humanly possible to avoid conflict with the UK, he offered multiple peace treaties and cease fires. The Luftwaffe were also under strict orders to avoid non-military targets for the majority of the war. It's only after Churchill had the Royal Airforce bomb the fuck out of Berlin that the Blitz became a reality for Londoners. Up until this point the UK public were largely against going to war with Germany, with daily protests outside 10 downing street. The BUF were also steadily gaining popularity until they were outlawed and arrested. It's hardly surprising that the average man on the street might want to help his fellow Europeans fight against the threat of Marxism.

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years of combat, starting at the ripe age of 18
daddy problems
a number of friends and loved ones die in front of him
seeing the world fall apart, with little he can do to stop it
spent 14 sitting in a mental asylum, phasing in and out of consciousness
when he finally comes to, the entire world as he knew it has changed
and to top it all off, he constantly has the world relying on him
I think he has an excuse why he's so cold and blood thirsty
all he's known is killing nazis

Mr. Hilter just taking care of his garden.

...

I would fall if not for your wings, Caroline.

hey blazkovitch, it has dawned on me that perhaps you shouldn't have thrown away the literal magic amulet that lets you slow time and block bullets. would be nice to have right about now

I feel like Doomguy has abandoned most of his humanity to literally be the embodiment of demon killing.
He might not have a lot of empathy, but in the end he knows that anything that deals with hell is a bad idea, but people are going to make that mistake, so he's going to clean up after them. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Until humanity learns its lesson. He sacrificed his consideration for "human" problems, in order to fulfill the role humanity needed ie. Stopping us from murderfucking ourselves with demons, by murderfucking all the demons.

Autist like you are fucking incapable of nuance. Genuinely the types of people that are unbearable to be around in real life.

Speaking of autism, I remember playing Mafia 3 (shit game) with a friend and going on this mission where you're supposed to kill this KKK leader. This particular leader's only sin was being racist. There was no indication that he killed anyone, raped anyone, or harmed anyone. It was just some dipshit, old racist. You're a black, giant, military veteran, mafia member in this game. You're even supposed to have an inkling of morality and humanity in the official narrative. What are you supposed to do to this racist in a game that attempts to be somewhat realistic? You're supposed to sneak into the guy's backyard while he's having a barbeque with friends, take out a fucking knife, and slit the unarmed man's throat just for the crime of being racist. I'm not racist, but that fucking mission gave me great reason to start hating liberal game designers and the autism they inspire.

I hate to ask
Will you stick around?
So I can keep your wings a little longer?

>Being this big of an edgelord

He's not even whispering. He's thinking to himself. The reverb on the voice made it pretty clear.