$40

>$40

>sapes

>forgotten

>bugs

HI DIDDY HI DIDDY RO!

$40 for 600 hours of gameplay is a steal.

Except 90% of the people ALREADY INTERESTED in this game drop it after 5 hours.

Isn't this the best game ever for intelligent intellectual gamers such as myself?

>STILL no manual

Here's how he would seriously make money off this game.

>Fix Graphical bug when turning around
That glitchy wall shit is fucking atrocious
>Add CRT, Pixelize, and Scanline effect
Now you have the pixelshit indie market hooked which is the only hope at this point
>Simplify the fuck out of classes and races system, transparency and intuition is the key
Now even Wojak can understand how to build a party
>Delete all the bad music and art and hire a pixelshit artist and some SoundCloud retrowave ambient dude
Now you are guaranteed to hook the underage mobile market retroindie piss faggots
>Make menu mouse only and condense it all down to only a single screen on at all times
Now people will never get confused by the layout and stop playing because UI is too hard babby

It's not for filthy sapiens, just the neanderthal master race.

>cleve
>making changes like that

You should take a look at the code
that thing is a C++ game ported from C and it's a mess. Simplifying it is already impossible from a code perspective.

at least we got some dank threads out of it

Has anyone actually gotten to the ending? What happens?

>shillmoire

The hilarity of these threads were worth some kangaroo making some money off his hobby.

dungeon crawlers are memes

they exist because it was one of the only ways to make such RPG games, not because they're fun

Credit where credit's due, it certainly looks like a 90's crpg.

So is it still a mess?

???RUDE_CHAP???

???UGLY DOG???

you float off into a spaceship and return the havoc seed to an alien planet.

It's a terrible fucking game

He needs money for another bunker you know

?SNAKE?
?SNAKE?
!!!SNAAAAAAAKE!!!

???JUDEN???

This game must have been one of the most shilled games on Sup Forums for some time.
Then it was as if it died almost over night. What happened?

the memes got old, nobody actually wanted to suffer through the game

>shilled
It was always a meme. Calling people who genuinely tried to make arguments against this crap code "sapes" before release and ???RUDE CHAP??? after was fun. Either that or Cleve is the greatest marketing genius known to man.

>It was always a meme.
Even before the release of the game?
I remember how it received countless of threads before the release hailing it as some upcomng masterpiece or something.

all memes. i mean, the creator genuinely believes he is part of some select group of neanderthal decendants who are superior to "sapes", and thinks this game is amazing.
Add in how long the game has been in the making, and the man and his game are basically living memes.

>Hey remember those old RPGs you liked as a kid and there were these really crappy ripoffs that you'd see in bargain bins at MediaMarkt, I wasted 5 years making one of those

Imagine being this much of a failiure

>5 years
You don't know anything.

Try 20 years kek

>Now even Wojak can understand how to build a party

Cleveposting was the best meme in years

>too esoteric for Sup Forumstards
>too niche for reddit
>not forced, a genuine reaction to a megalomaniac
>contained
>died after 1-2 weeks as memes should

it really was. The game coming out and being super mediocre (not bad enough to make fun of and not good enough to hold actual interest on it's own) killed it.

What about Vaporum then?

$40 for 600 hours of shitty gameplay

Intellectual gamers have been doing nothing but play Civilization 3 on Deity difficulty since it's release.

There are more people playing Lawbreakers than this

I still have this saved
good times

team developement doesn't count

The wall in top of the snake's head makes it look like its wearing black shades

Well, that saves me the trouble of playing this since I already played Might & Magic long ago.

Who was that guy who was acting like a total faggot and got completely outed here again?

That thread was amazing, anybody else remember it?

I don't think he would be able to make this game run on any plataform, it can barely run on windows without it shitting itself

Holy fuck, i was looking for decent RPG and my prayers were fulfilled!

???COOL SNAKE???

There are more people who have orbited the Earth than have played Grimoire.

Half of America is so doped up on either prescription drugs or illegal narcotics that most of them barely even know what year it is or where they are half the time. Reminds you of late Roman Empire with bloated opium addicts staggering around in togas too short to cover their rears asking if anybody knew where the next feast was being held.

Face it, WW3 will be a mercy killing of sorts. The Kwanzanians lost the plot a long, long time ago. It is like putting a confused, senile old hog out of its misery. Time to make that bacon and serve it up piping hot with some Cobalt-60 isotopes.

So go all tenth generations. Manboons. Manboons never change.

The game has no DRM, steam forums had people posting the game on MEGA for free.

Don't post your manifesto here, Cleve, save it for after the shooting.

Vault-co is shutting down.

I've been wondering for months if all the saltwater displaced by the explosion of one of these warheads might lead to radioactive rains that annihilate anybody aboveground and this article seems to confirm it. This is a serious 1965 Sunday Supplement style future weapon to be certain. America has forced innovation in this field with their actions worldwide and the Russians appear to be getting really serious about the Klausewitzian nature of nuclear war. It's no-holds-barred, winner-takes-all. The Kwanstainians don't know it now but their own government isn't even on the field yet with a strategy of their own. The plans they do have are all about survival of the government, not the population. That means they have already ceded this conflict to the enemy. If you cannot protect your population you have forfeited the war in advance by default.

Catch that bit about the "cobalt shell?" Nobody likes an I-told-you-so but Vault-Co has been talking about cobalt salts for 15 years. They tell the public a bunch of fairy tales about cobalt not being effectively dispersed and thus posing no threat. To listen to Americans, you wouldn't think there is any aspect of all-out nuclear war that needs to be worried about. This is preamble to an extinction.

In the late 80's I read about possible experiments in the desert with small cobalt payloads. The results were so terrifying that apparently people working on the project killed themselves from sheer despair. This ain't no suitcase shelter in the basement we are talking about with a two week stay. An atomic war with cobalt really separates the men from the boys in surviving armageddon. If you have two feet of dirt for overhead cover or six inches of sandbags you could be in trouble with 100,000 rads an hour topside for months. You need a real vault for these events.

I dropped the game after two hours of NO PENETRATION and dying in one hit trying to optimize my starting party to no avail.

More and more news you hear out of the 'Kwa used to be the sort of stuff you'd expect to hear from some undeveloped government in Africa.

Apparently upon doing the first thorough inventory of their nuclear arsenal in ten years, the Kwandans have discovered thousands of sensitive nuclear components unaccounted for.

If your little nation had the means to build a nuclear weapon and knew it might be the only defense against the Kwazy Kwanzan Invasion-Of-The-Week and you also knew that by adding 12 pounds of cobalt you could turn your little nuke into an area denial device for the entire Kwanzan army for a hundred miles, would you add 12 pounds of cobalt? Vault-Co figured out the correct answer to this question ten years ago.

Nobody puts Pandora back in the box. For any nation to consent to giving up their nukes in the current Kwanzific atmosphere would be tantamount to suicide. They'll stall but you'll never get a nation to the table if they have any sense.

Proliferation. It's what's for dinner. There's a strategy, however. It hasn't changed in sixty years. It's called civil defense.

I don't think anyone really bought it because of the threads, it was all just
>sape
>NEANDERTHAL
posting

so whats become of the creator now that the only thing maintaining his infamy for the past couple of decades has come out and been forgotten?

Larping in the Lasceau Caves.

if anything, the threads on Sup Forums just helped me avoid this trainwreck of a game.
They were fun threads, they mostly posted screencaps of Cleve's massive spergs, to this day I don't understand if he truly belives his shit or if he's the master troll puppeting us all...

>I wasted 5 years making one of those

user......

last time I paid ~$40 for nearly 1000 hours of gameplay, the game wasn't SHIT

He's prepping for World War III. Last I think he said China will start it.

user, Neanderthal God Cleve has been developing it back when the internet was still using dial-up.

Grimoire predates fucking Windows XP and Google, it's literally a piece of history.

???RUDE CHAP???

>Paying 40$ just to sape post on Sup Forums
You should buy ten more copies

Did he release the manual yet? Was supposed to be out at least 20 Mondays ago.

He's already hyping up his next big game.

>that crappy game
>not shit
lol redditor

It has a lot of potential if you're into dungeon crawlers, but it's too late now. Even if Cleve fixes everything, he has already burnt everyone interested in Grimoire.

Well, I did. I have yet to play it however.

>The hilarity of these threads were worth some kangaroo making some money off his hobby.

*IF you weren't one of the suckers who bought the game

???RUDE CHAPS???

Those shitty fonts are the worst part.

How is this game doing now? I remember it being a train wreck on release and fans helping him with his shitty coding

Remember that manual he promised would be out a Monday after the game was released?
Yeah. Still not out.

!!!RUDE CHAD!!!

>What happened?

the only purpose of the shilling was to get that limping piece of shit over the finish line for a "big" "release" "day". (knowing full well it would have to be patched, would not sell very much, and would be dribble-shat out piecemeal over a month or two)

it came out, was barely functional, got patched into a mediocre product, and was promptly forgotten. Cleve made his 30 grand though, he does deserve it for making himself a meme.

I can only hope that grimwah 2 is just a cleve simulator.

>Bought this game because of memes
I wish I had that 30$ right now lads