Fat boy Ryan: thanks for watching *MY* show everyone...

> Fat boy Ryan: thanks for watching *MY* show everyone, check out *MY* channel - Cinemassacre next time when we'll be joined by a special guest who cannot wait to make an appearance on my show, James Rolfe! You may have seen him in some of my previous videos

Mikes fw

he didn't say that

nobody gives a fuck about your youtuber eceleb bullshit, get the fuck off of my board faggot

why they fat

Yes he did, in OPs head

>my board!!

Hello autist, are you mad?

Not him, but this thread is fucking shit

Hi Ryan

>literally who
Your thread is shit, OP

Please stop making threads like this. Thanks.

-Mike

Why did AVGN fans get so autistic recently?

So is your life but oh well

>Ryan enters the Cinemassacre dungeon
>"James, I need more money for my Funko pops"
>"No, Ryan, please, no more. All the bad games are gone. I can't keep lying to the people like this!"
>"Reeee the people want my toy reviews!"
>Ryan grabs clumps of James's hair and tears them out
>"No, please, my hair is all I have left! Ok, I'll, uh, review Resident Evil! I'll complain about the tank controls and limited inventory!"
>Ryan unshackles James
>As they walk towards the exit, they pass a skeleton with a guitar
>Mike slinks out of the shadows and puts his mouth right next to James's
>Mike whispers "where did the hair go? Where did the hair go?"

I hate that self inserting cunt. He ruined the channel

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Everyone else in the webm except Mike is obese

This webm makes me sad. Look at Mike. He wants to hang himself in the closet. All hope and optimism is gone. He is just a shell of a man now. It's getting worse too, watch any of his videos.

He is going to leave this planet soon.

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this is the future he chose

why are they all so fat

This is fucking disgusting.

>ugly pajeeta

massive

They've given up on competing with his 15 incher. They know they are lesser males

Oh. Hi Mark.

Silvermania is a cuck. Free my nigga bob.

Gabe?

>all of these obese people are young

lmfao america is such a shit hole

Gape*.

honestly, who are these people?

The new cast of Cinemassacre, replacing those ass holes nobody likes such as James, bootsy and guitar guy

What the fuck is Cinemassacre?
Why is this posted on Sup Forums?

Because of AVGN.
AVGN is one of the pioneers of game review in Youtube

>I'm thick as shit
>I know nothing. Someone spoon feed me

If you don't know why are you even here? Fuck off

Mike looks like the only normal person there, imagine the stench if you went into that room - yikes!

I really wish James would just end the AVGN character and do movie stuff. He's very clearly tired of AVGN. And tbqh, I always preferred stuff like Monster Madness to AVGN.

why doesnt he like that one guy?

i get the feeling that guy is the type to not chip in when the pizzas arrive (looks unemployed) or for anything else where money is required and here he is falling over everyone

mikes had enough of him in that web

t. body language expert

webm*

Haha what do you think it smells of

Just asking for a friend haha

Bet it smells bad hahaha like cheese haha

I really really really dislike Ryan

Mike is annoying but Ryan is just an irredeemable blob of fat and grease

James ending his AVGN series would be pretty big. AVGN may be shit now but that shit was the thing that we always keep looking forward to after a long tiring day of work.

Besides, wasn’t he shitting out mediocre videos from Wizard of Oz until Nintendo World Championship video?

Mike needs to get out of Ryan's reach. Mike took over Jame's channel, but now Ryan is about to pull off an Order 66 and kill of Mike along with James.
Run, Mike...RUN!

Then don’t watch him.
It’s fucking obvious what videos contain Ryan and what videos contain AVGN and James’ movie reviews.

>people talking about ryan like he's some fat annoying tagalong

he's their fucking boss you cucks

Why do you hate Ryan? What the fuck he didn’t do anything wrong but you keep hating on him because he’s fat
And please attack him on Youtube comment section and not here

Look at me guys!
>I've lost my hair just like James!! Hahaha

there is way too much fat on that screen

Ryan Defense Force please get out

Mike is trash. He has literally no tone or muscle definition even in basic physiology that men tent to exhibit (see: biceps). His facial expressions are soft and goofy indicative of someone not particularly comfortable with emotive responses. And his attire consists almost exclusively of dorky, plain shirts and pants that are several sizes too large, draping over his body and making him look like an awkward giant wearing a series of tents.

He's the token "skinny nerd" of the group but just as much of a loser as all of them

That dick though

Hello there Mr universe. Please post a picture of your toned physique so I can literally laugh myself into a coma

what a bunch of nerds.

Ryan always looks so disgusting and greasy.

I dont get it, why the fuck dont nerds shower or keep a regime of personal hygiene. He looks disgusting

And what makes you a particularly commendable person by comparison? The grave will take you, whether that be tomorrow or fifty years hence, and you will be judged by your Creator on your intrinsic merit, and all your harsh remarks on the appearances of others will come to nothing.

What is the absolutely worst game with tank controls? Bubsy 3D has already been done?

Once can only hope it was a conscious decision to intentionally gather fatties around Mike for comedic effect. And if that's true it must have been really humiliating for the girls to agree to do it.

>fat "people"

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