No more Asterix video games

>no more Asterix video games
what the fuck happened?

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kids don't know what it is

People who read the comics are responsible adults now, so no time for silly games.

Asterix is a creative and colorful cartoon, we can't have that in the era of gritty sandbox survival games

no one cares about old western garbage anymore

>no one cares about America anymore
hu ok?

Japanese media is superior

Was Obelix collecting giant boulders supposed to be a Stonehenge joke?

>Amerimutt education

He was constucting obelisks

european comics suck ass

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menhir
>In the Asterix comic book series, one of the protagonists, Obelix, is a menhir maker and delivery man.
Those existed all over prehistorical Europe.

Nowadays asterix is too problematic for modern children who watch minecraft and fnaf porn all day

I mean fuck whenever they wanna drink the magic juice obelix gets fat shamed

Also its way too masculin (you can beat your enemies by beating them up,not accusing them of rape via twitter)

Pretty sure Asterix is one if not the most sold comic book in the world.

>american "opinion"

Consider swift suicide

>niggers

You are trying too hard Sup Forums

plus, it's very nationalistic

Better than cape/weebshit

What's the best Asterix game?

Can't be Mega Madness. This community I'm in had some daily challenges and one of them was to a certain amount of points in the eating contest. Getting 3500 points yielded the best reward. I was near ripping my own goddamn hair trying to get the points and best I got was something like 3450 points. I uninstalled the game right after.

THIS happened

TASTY

>they've dragged Depardieu into this

Guy's desperate for money isn't he

What happened? The other 2 were kino.

I really liked the sega master system games, can't say much about the other games. I've only played some on the DS and they were meh

It was made by kikes, though. Still surprisingly good

Every live action adaption was pure trash, same with Lucky Luke

Easily, pic-related on the Sega Master System. Great gameplay, incredible music.

Is this porn?

in what way. the whole town is literally supermen

I admire the Russian actor that played Obelix.

>yurpoor characters
>fat, ugly, lazy and alcoholics
>relay on underhanded tactics to win their fights

Every single time.

This game was amazing. Probably the best platformer on the MS.

>you can beat your enemies by beating them up
this describes how every video game in existence works

this is like the most forgettable shit of the universe

But I'm finnish.

Deeply flawed and goofy supermen

Still alive and well in yurop

They have character and arent specifically defined as a character by the fact that they are supermen.

DING DING DING

Fun fact! In the same year Monica Bellucci starred in an 8 min anal rape scene in Irréversible

The only good Asterix game is the arcade game by konami.

He chisels menhirs for a living, theres an entire comic dedicated to Obelix becoming a menhir tycoon as an attempt by the romans to make the village fall to decadency and inner struggles.

it is. protag and everyone they care about are literally invincible. it's like superman if lois lane and jimmy olsen also had superpowers.

Not at all, he's loaded.

You are a man of taste, user.

>fat guy likes eating
>little guy runs fast
>old guy is smart

wooooooow, such characterization

But it's actually fun to read, you don't hate fun do you Sup Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=MwC0SmVYdII
Beating the game always made me emotional as a kid with the music.

>this is like the most forgettable shit of the universe

fun makes me sick

Is the license still stuck with some publisher (Atari?) or could they license it out to some indie dev?

Why is there so little gay porn of these guys anyways?

>can't fly
>can't microwave anything with their eyes
>can't see through objects
>can have a good speed but not much
>limited super power in the time
>need to dring a magic potion for that
>aren't invicible
>can be beaten by stronger foes

how did you get that photograph you cunt

French aren't pervert like americans or japanese, who sexualize anything in their comics or movies.

You wrote americans in general wrong

Asterix and Obelix on snes was pretty fun but it's the only one I played so idk.

I loved this one too. Still play this and some other MS games now and then.

Has there even been any new Asterix comics since that ayy lmao one?

>French aren't pervert like americans or japanese
Do you realize how fucking wrong you are?
Japanese and French cartoon artists love each other's work and both have a culture of heavy sexualization.

He's brewing wine with weed, truly the magic potion.

>Doesn't know Zagor, Tex, Alan Ford, Corto Maltese, Diabolik, Dylan Dog, Satanik and other Italian comics

user its a cartoon.
>Popeye is shit because he just eats spinach and can block canonballs with his eyelashes
The point is its fun. Go read it, you might like it.

>town has an infinite supply of potion that makes everyone invincible
>they aren't invincible

HOL UP, WE WUZN'T KWEENS?????

yes
Just not made by Uderzo.

Don't forget the always hilarious "bard can't sing".

It gives them super strength, doesn't make them invincible. One comic had a separate potion for that IIRC.

Guerriers Gaulois videogame when

How graphic was it?

>French aren't pervert like americans or japanese,


Uh...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Asterix_games#Video_games
Oh fuck you.
Asterix: Mega madness was excellent
Also there's a 3D asterix game for GBA youtube.com/watch?v=cOhbTcbwNzo

>infinite supply
>invincibility
>trump poster
How retarded are you? There's an entire comic about Paarthurnax missing one of the key ingredients to make the potion, so Asterix and Obelix go their way to find it. The potion makes them strong as all hell, but sometimes they decide to not fight the big romans because their weapons can chop them to mincemeat

>reductio ad absurdum

>not by Uderzo

Looks like we've hit post-movie Spongebob.

actually no?
Many albums are precisely about how they need to find new ingredients. Not to mention, even with magic potion, they can't be beaten (in the comic where they have to get the caesar's laurels, they avoid to fight the caesar's guards because they are "way better than the others", or in the Gladiator album, with the manager who is faster than Obelix, or the German judoka).

Romans begone

she gets bludgeoned into a coma at the end if thats your schtick

xvideos.com/video278328/monica_belluci_scene_-_irreversible_2002

She's involved in many projects, also, Irreversible wasn't that bad, pretty gross, but okay.
It's just shame her and Vincent Cassel aren't as popular as they were, both are great actors.

I really like that one that was kinda of a mario party? Like, friendly competition with side games.

>Do you realize how fucking wrong you are?
yeah, tell me where is this so called "crazy sexualization" in french movies?

>GBA
Looks surprisinly OK.

Post-Uderzo Asterix is noticeably worse. It really does have that fanfiction feel to it.

Asterix and Obelix are canon straight as an arrow. Don't ruin a good thing with your faggotry.

Forgot the image to catch your attention.

Is this were I can get permit number A 38?

>French aren't pervert

Lost its humor.

Pubic hair is the best.

Stop being a complete retard.

I know, just pointing it out. As far as Irreversible goes it is a good film

compared to american or japanese?

Give the license to these guys:
youtube.com/watch?v=jswDLLDWjJ4

>French aren't pervert like americans or japanese
check fucking wakfu

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door. Permit A 38 is two floors down.

>ayy lmao one
as someone who only watched every movie/cartoon and never read the comic

what

Sure, you just need to produce permit SL-9 from first

>Americants
>perverts

>French aren't pervert

What about it?
>ho no, there is a scene where the girls are NAKED IN A BATH!!!!!!!!!
you want a list of american or japanese series with the same thing?