You can't argue with this Sup Forums

You can't argue with this Sup Forums

What is it with gamers and food analogies? Do you just look at games and get hungry or something?

it's because they're fat

Shouldn't botw be a plate of different colored chicken strips?

So Mario is more addictive but bad for your health?

Breathe of the Wild is like space food that comes in a tube, functional and impressive for its ability but sterile, tasteless and boring.

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

Both look equally delicious?

>chicken and gravy
shit taste, user. shit taste.

I'M A FAT FUCK

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

Who got it?

so you're saying whether one is better than the other is entirely up to the person's taste?
food analogies are just fucking stupid

SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD

FOOD ANALOGIES

this isnt even an analogy as these foods arent analogous. nobody is or has tried to compare mario to botw other than hardware points. please stop posting, FAT FUCK

I see nothing wrong with either. Yeah I'm fat, but that's alcohol for you.

The idea is that everyone understands food since we would all drop dead without it, so relating everything we talk about to food will help everyone understand exactly what is being discussed.

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD

botw should just be an assortment of fries

>zelda is for soyboys
makes sense

>food analogy
Oh, this is exactly what I can argue with, sir.

>insulting based roast dinner
daddy issues detected

>shadman

>sweet potato fries
I'm surprised barely any fast food places sell these.

IMAGINE

Why the fuck is that drink touching the fries and burger? It will make food wet and soggy holy shit that pisses me off

>onion rings are fries

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

it's pretty clear he knows what it means

They're fry-adjacent.

Man I sure could go for a Big Mac™ and some fries right now, especially since they introduced drinks at any size for just $1.

I guess soyboy is just a non-specific insult now?

Mario is more likely to win over journos for game of the year since it's significantly shorter - saving them workload in completing it.
Also no-fail mode is a big plus.

objectively tasty
>t. soyboy

But I love both!

MP Samus is a silent protagonist, though. I guess the OtherM hating soybean didn’t consider this.

So salty artificial garbage or bland tasteless mush?

McDs is only good when hammered, then its fucking delicious.

Though you can't go wrong with a Fish sandwhich and some nuggets at any time of the day.

Is Other M worth defending?

say what you want about mcmeals but one thing is for certain, its impossible for you to replicate the taste of a fucking mcdonalds burger
have one at any gourmet restaurant then have a non retard make one at home and you'll notice they're pretty similar since they both use actual meat and shit, but good fucking luck reproducing a mcdonalds one, that's impossible,which is why I still crave one every now and then

It’s a divide and conquer attempt by soynyboys

/fit/ here, sup fatties

Only soybeans dislike it

What does that mean though. The gameplay's pretty casual and dumb

You have a point there. If I’m in the mood for a good burger, I’ll go to a decent place and pay a few bucks. The craving for a quarter pounder is its own beast though.

Why the fuck is the Big mac their signature sandwich? The Buns in mcdonalds are the absolute worst part of their food, and it has 1.5 times as much as any other sandwich. It's the most retarded thing you can buy there.

this, I went to their twittter page to get that image and they had a post about a big mac being a sandwich or not, as far as I'm concerned it's a whole separate thing that can't be compared to anything

>Mario Odyssey is a classic good burger, full of toppings and a nice compliment of fries
>Zelda is "fancier", a more unique meal, something that looks new but also has elements of what you're familiar with
Is that what you were trying to get at you fat fuck?

We're both dying user

>implying you're not already dead

But why would uniqueness be a quality if they taste worse?
Price, and of course speed, is the only reason mcdonalds works.
Eurofag here, so I don't know about US mcdonalds, but every restaurant in my city offers better burgers and fries than any other fast food company.

itsa boyguh

can confirm. McDonalds in europe and middle east taste 500 times better than US McDonalds

maybe they're worried that we will end up as fat as them

Both are good?
That sounds about right.

T-that's not what I meant though, I was saying than "normal" restaurants have better burgers - mcdo's specialty - than than any fast food, mcdonalds included.

shit, misread it. my bad

They both look pretty good.

McDonald's lost its value to me once they stopped doing 2 Sausage McMuffins for $3.50, at least all the stores near me.
That and getting rid of the Bacon Clubhouse like two years ago.

>middle east
I've been to McDonald's in India and nothing tasted quite right at all. Not to mention they don't even serve beef, good grief.

BotW is a shit game. Also it's not a true Zelda game.

>india
shit happens

haha you probably ate poo

>obviously a mcdonalds burger
>clearly not mcdonalds fries

middle eastern fries

>India
>middle east

>confused anime girl
>girl

Both look good.
The only thing that bothers me is the amount of ice in that glass.
Just chill the coke for fucks sake.

You mean