Don't shower more than once a week

Any other Sup Forumsirgins skip showering until the smell is too bad to handle? Gaming, Sup Forums, and TV don't require showering.

I normally shower once or twice a week. Deodorant covers up the pit smell. But the crotch smell gets bad after 3-4 days. Intolerable after 5. Leaks through my boxers into my pants or pajamas or sweats. Horrible smell when i jerk off. I shower then.Or usually if I go to the doctor or dentist or something, I'll shower. But not always.

I have no hope of getting a gf atm so it doesn't really matter. Not even leaving my house or interacting with females online even. Just watch stuff on tv or play games or Sup Forums.

Been enjoying Shadow of War heavily. Got 16 hours played on the PC version in the last 2 days since i bought it. Killed 2 warchiefs in the zone where shelob is. I think this game will be long compared to s hadow of mordor. Might shower today though, my crotch stench is getting disgusting.

Nah kys and do the world a favor you worthless shitstain

I shower once every month.

How bad does the smell get? I used to do monthly or less frequent showers when I was addicted to meth. I'd just spray cologne and carry cologne with me to university and spray it every hour or so.

>until the smell is too bad to handle
normalfag

that smell is amazing

How? In the army we had to occasionally go for roughly a week without any way to wash ourselves and that was horrible. I cant imagine anyone willingly submitting themselves to that.

You're also doing a lot more activity in the army than he is sitting at his desk.

I shower every 2 days.
You probably stink

The pit smell doesnt bug me much and goes away.

The crotch smell, smells rancid. It starts to get to me after a few days then I shower.

It's mostly me just not wanting to take the time to shower.

I really hate when my hair gets greasy so I shower allllllll the time lol!

There is no smell. Perspiration has a smell as there is moisture, and that's what usually triggers me to want to shower. Otherwise I don't interact with anyone so no one to give a testimonial on how bad it really gets. Oh well.

You type like a young female. Are you one?

I have a warehouse job where I regularly throw around 50-200lb pieces of equipment. It also stays a cozy 80F in the building minimum missing a daily shower makes life disgusting
Back when I was a kid tho I'd shower every other day

I go to furry meets so I shower every day

how the fuck do u smell your crotch all the time

Look at me I am so nasty and pathetic ugh I hate the real world I am so degenerate my fellow anons fucking normies le reeeee amirite

The piss and sweat smell leaks into my boxers then my pants. And i touch the crotch of my pants often. When my hand goes near my face it smells bad just from contact with clothing. Or when I go the bathroom it smells. If I jerk off it reeks.

Mad?

>Not showering every morning

I don't know how anyone manages to go more than a day or two without cleaning themselves.

This triggers the Sup Forums

haha noo I am so nasty and I have no job, anyone else? Also I like to suck dick and stuff I am such a queer and smelly REEEE fuck woman amirite

I used to shower rarely when i was younger. Sometimes once a month. Sometimes every 2 months

I never smell however. The only thing that was bad was the dandruff.
Got it away when i showered more

I now shower every 1-2 days. However i lately got dandruffs again. No idea why.

Also showering before bedtime is super comfy

You are quite mad to parrot this hard lel.

>don't shower for up to a week at a time
>shave weekly when patchy beard gets itchy
>fuck dirty fleshlight with out washing it
>next week have to piss every 10-30 minutes
>gets intolerable go to urgent care
>doctor does exam and blood work
>no diabetes, phew
>turns out to be male yeast infection in my urethra
>put lotramin ultra on urethra
>constant pissing goes away
>plan to keep on washing fleshlight before use now
>didnt start showering

I'm shit at getting up early and I don't have much time in the mornings, so I shower and then immediately go to bed. Just as good IMO.

Jesus fucking christ
fuck off roastie

I try to save money, warm water isnt cheap.

>I never smell however.
WRONG

Ugh you misunderstand! Le sigh I am one of you guys a neet and smelly and hate myself FUCK LIFE lol I am kinda edgy and nasty haha anyone else?

So you're saying you wanna fuck? I haven't showered for 2 months if that gives me any cred. Le ree etc.

Probably fat as fuck

>i don't shower but I don't smell

RIGHT
Some people smell no mather what they do. Some people never smell. I never smell.

Yes I have not showered for 7 months and am such a homosexual haha lol

>i never smell
you stink like shit and can't realise it because you're used to the smell
t. had a dead rat in my room without realising for 3 months

>I haven't showered for 5 days but it's okay because the deodorant masks it

I'm about 5'7" and 185-188 pounds.

Not sure if obese. Have a 40ish inch gut.

>weekend Sup Forums

That's wholesome as fuck

Agreed.

Take a bath instead.

>I don't need to shower, I just use deodorant
>I don't need deodorant, I can just shower

The majority of us have jobs and social interactions we rely on to live.

This vocal NEET minority is as bad as this board becoming the next furcadia, or forums where people find nigras to fuck their sisters; you convince yourselves there's more of you until you brigade together and make this world a bigger pile of shit than it was.

You pathetic incel virgins are the next furry.

No you retard. Not everyone smells. I dont have a beta body like yours that needs warm enough for babies water to cleanse itself every 5 hour

>ie. I got so used to smelling like a piece of shit, my brain tuned it out. I smell like flowers thats why everyone wants to hang out with me.

>there are anons on Sup Forums, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, that shower in the morning instead of at night before bed
I don't even want to live on this godforsaken planet anymore. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant go more than two days without showering. How can you autists stand it? My body gets all itchy and I just feel miserable.

>get my water bill paid by the landlord
I shower every day now when I used to only do it every 3 days

Fuck...

Showering in the morning makes me fucking tired as fuck for some reason. I never do that

>tfw I have a friend who say exactly this

No I actually have a job, friends, and family I see aand talk to daily, even if I didn't I am still not that fucking pathetic to not shower for over a week the longest I would last is maybe 2 or 3 days only if I aint doing shit and know I am not sweating and smelling bad.

I sweat when I sleep and I don't want to be a filthy person and go to work covered in dried sweat.

Do you really want us awkward possibly autistic or schizophrenic NEETs working with you?

You'll have to endure more awkward moments, and our clumsiness and lack of skill at work. We'll also get accommodations possibly due to being mentally ill. If you make fun of us you can get fired cause we're disabled.

The govt gives us 500-850 a month USD and pays for most of our health care. Not counting housing vouchers and subsidized utilities and internet for some. Many just live with their parents and get NEETbux cause its cheaper and easier and comfier.

Probably better for all we are on neetbux.

I shower Monday to Friday once to twice a day. But since I don‘t leave my room on weekend I don‘t shower then.

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