I want to hear Sup Forums's best FOOD ANALOGIES

I want to hear Sup Forums's best FOOD ANALOGIES.

PS3 games are like Ethiopian food.

They don't exist.

Grand Theft Auto IV did not age like a fine wine, but like a fine cheese. It's kind of rank and smelly, but still oddly hypnotic, and you want to keep being around it and experiencing it because something inexplicably just draws you in. A strange mixture of disgust, addiction and fascination.

>food analgy

Yoshi smells like stinky cheese haha

Steam is like an Buffet where anyone is allowed to go behind the counter and serve up food. Said anyone can also than make whatever they want and customers can’t do anything if they’re not a fan of the chef of day’s piss and pea soup

Being excited for classic wow is like being excited for candy - you couldn't get enough of it as a kid, but over the years your taste buds evolved and these days you can barely stomach even one.

JRPGS are the fast food of video games.

Sure you got an entire Pizza for 5/several hundred hour game for 20. But how much of that pizza/big ass JRPG is actually tasty/fun?

"Sure it's shit, but look at how much of it I got!"

IMAGINE BEGIN
AT Sup Forums COMPUTERS
SO FAT
THAT YOU SEE FOOD

Food analogies are like a box of chocolate, except all but one are replaced with shit

I know I should rather post this on Sup Forums but idc.

>implying pizza is bad

*Sup Forums

Skyrim is the chinese food of videogames. You eat and eat and get the illusion of feeling full, only to be completely unsatisfied and hungry later on.

I'm going to downvote this one.

Nintemdo Switch vs PC Gaymin

Call of Duty is like McDonalds. You know it's shit yet you still eat it every once in a while.

Like a Little Caesar's $5 hot-and-ready. It's alright, but pretty much anything could be better.

>egg red on tartar
Enjoy your salmonella, cholera, tapeworms, AIDS and ass rending diarrhea blasts

Or you could use clean, fresh ingredients in a clean kitchen.

>um excuse me frenchie, my hamburger is clearly raw

Unfinished AAA and Early Access games are like barely cooked meals from asshole restaurants who still charge money for them. To control the damage, they take the meal from you and promise to cook it a little bit longer (by putting it in the microwave for 5 minutes). Oh, and the charge extra for toilets and paper towels.

>frenchie
Tartar is Mongol though.
Good projecting amerimutt, shame you know shit about anything that isn't NASCAR

Paying for video games is like paying for food.

>Tartar is Mongol though. Good projecting amerimutt
>has the same words in it and everything, check mate globalists

ah yes, the only thing worse than american cuisine. american education.

Just make it yourself you fat fucking piece of slobbing shit fuck

>implying i'm an amerimutt
100% white where i live, can you say the same mr 52%?
>captcha: permanent heritage
Even Google is on my side today. I'm on a roll!

SPAGETT

if by "can't do anything" you mean "have no reason to buy" then your analogy almost makes sense

literally the 'whiter than you achmed' post

>having such a shitty immune system and living in a country with such shitty food hygiene standards it can't eat steak tartare

For me its the mchicken

>peter jackson isn't holding a carrot
blew it

Mayonnaise in the Reddit of sauces.

Splatoon 2 is the 50 cent more you spend for making your fries bigger on the combo. And the combo is cheap food disguised as good.

MY Nigga.

>Tfw Life is Komplikated

Sup Forums is like McDonalds. Everyone eats too much of it, is fat as fuck, unhealthy, has the shits all the time, but claims it's their body their choice. And some shit about racism too

>Google is my friend!

Bethesda games are like that shitty Chinese buffet where they charge you per plate and they don't serve you drinks, but when you bring in drinks from outside they still charge you

Switch and PC is like a burger with ketchup.

Burger = PC
Ketchup = Switch

The burger is what you want, but the ketchup is just something extra

Kek

Vanilla WOW is plain vanilla ice cream. A lot of people can enjoy it but they also want to add things to it.
Modern wow is 5% vanilla ice cream covered in rainbow shit covered sprinkles and chocolate turd chunks.
One can look a lot cooler and tastier at a glance but the other doesn't leave a horrible taste in your mouth.

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requesting mcdonalds computer munch edit

I love how the bottom text can be read either way and still make sense.

>eating uncooked food

Western games are like a burger except you pay for the buns and then you have to pay for the ingredients separately.

Really unfair to Cameron.

I like my nu-western protags like I like my coffee.

strong, black and bitter

amirite???

kojima games are like waiting in line for hours at a new restaurant only to learn they ran out of everything you wanted

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playing on PC - steak with a beer
playing on a console - tendies with soda

>your taste buds evolved and these days you can barely stomach even one
I'm 65 and I enjoy candy just fine

Is that Food Wars or the Tonio episode of JoJo?

Is not jojo i can tell you that much

this

>ps4 exclusives

>xbox one exclusives
ftfy

pasta ravioli

>console gaming

So much this

>call of duty of food

What are the bananas of gaming? When people peel it backwards and feel intelligent for doing so?

I made spaghetti carbonara today
I fucked up the sauce though

Not every country has the US's issue. These types of diseases are largely a US thing.

sequence breaking, just find any game grumps episode where arin brings it up and proceeds to suck his own dick for being so good

>the dark souls of fruits