Black Friday Pickup Thread!

Black Friday Pickup Thread!

What did you score Sup Forums? Pic related.

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A toy for shutins, a toy for children and shutins, and a toy for retards

the fuck is that thing on the left
>guns are for retards
kill yourself

literally a future school shooter

>Gun

fuck off american

American manchild starter pack.
Beige carpets are always a giveaway

>gun
Kys amerifat

Fleshlight sleeve. Those things are amazing.

it's a glock though

Shit do adult bookstores have black friday deals?
Cuz if so maybe I should pick up a couple of dildos or something

>the fuck is that thing on the left
A flash light so OP can play with his switch in the dark

All these butthurt Eurocucks

don't shoot your dick off bro!

>Glock

WOW, REAL ORIGINAL.

Can't you people pick up something cool like a 1911 or a Five-seveN?

>trying to cc a 1911

Okay Tex

it's the nintendo
nothing scream i'm being bullied like a nintendo

>complains about originality
>favorite gun is a 1911

>something cool
>Five-seveN

What games let you use all three?

a-a GUN? oh my god OP...w-why would you post something like that...this is giving me the bad fee fees. i need my soy milk

>Firearm
>Guaranteed 100 libcuck (You)s

Gotta do what you gotta do, OP

>Liking any gun from H&Cock
>Thinking 1911's arent outdated junk that overheat like crazy

>H&Cock
>FN Five-seveN

I legit forgot this thread was Sup Forums and not /K/ for a moment

>fleshlight
>paying for an overpriced piece of hard plastic when onaholes exist
youre retarded op

Uh, the fucking profile on a single stack 1911 is a lot fucking smaller than any tetris ass fucking glock

> a toy for retards
this better be banter m8

Man those fagfugees are really here in full force. Can't wait for the "hard times" part of the cycle where we eat them!

>hard plastic
>silicone

You are some special kind of smart huh?

>not choosing a cz 75

Even Gunsmith Cats knew its superiority

>Implying the fleshlight isn't superior in everyway to that weeb garbage

Tengas are awful. Material is way too hard, the holes are too tight.

>durr nice gun amerifat

I'd buy a gun in an instance if they were legal here. I wouldn't shoot a dude though.

It’s perfect size for his micropenis

i think its a silencer for the gun

>/k/ fags

>What is heated and vibrating?

amazon.com/gp/product/B01MT12SAV

>the fuck is that thing on the left
lol, look at this fucking sex haver

>Black Friday sale
>buying a fucking gun

Lmao imagine living in such a degenerate country

That's a weird looking suppressor for your colt .45 user.

That's a weird pink dildo

>no dragon dildo
trash

Tenga are shit, go toysheart, magic eyes or tomax.

Fleshlight and Bad Dragon holes are made with casual normalfags in mind
If you actually like that shit you should kys

guns are supposed to be reliant, not "cool".

1911 is outdated and five-seven is for edgy teenagers.

Thats a fun Saturday night OP

God the Glock is fucking ugly.

>I wouldn't shoot a dude though.
And that's the mindset of most gun owners but europoors and falseflagging trolls spout out >Hurr muh mass shootings
>Being elitist about sex toys
pic related is for you my guy.

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Just know that I'll have better faps than you ever have lays, my dude

Enjoy dem faps my man

Barely anything
Sales were basically the same prices as buying games overseas

>sucking on that dickwad while fidling with the switch then inevitably blowing out your brains
Please do.

>not "americans"
i sigh

>strong science fiction themes
watch out kids, science!

These fucking australian ratings are the most retarded thing ever.

>toysheart
>It's nothing but lolishit and butt plugs

Did you literally just walk into walmart, sharted real quick and got all of these things?
What even is america at this point?

Cool down that edge user

Yeah, got to remember we're the anti climate change country and clean coal country.

they are absolute garbage
why even bother if you dont care if it feels good
just use your hand

What gun? All I see is an M67 Fragmentation Grenade

SEETHING

>clean coal
Whenever I read these two words together makes me feel like dunking my head in the toilet for how retarded the mere idea is.

What did Sony mean by this?

fake pussy, fake console and a fake gun. wow, you must be all kinds of retarded.

>science and science fiction are the same
I bet you think you are smart because you watch Doctor who or someshit.

Which sleeve?

>fake console and a fake gun
Fuck off waste of oxygen.

don't talk to me retard.

>mild science fiction
>strong science fiction
How do they tell the difference?

>9mm

It's simple.
Just run the coal under the sink for a bit and it removes the impurities. Use cetaphil is it's really dirty

>the fuck is that thing on the left
You must be 18 years old or older to post here.

>Soybois being afraid of guns

That's okay, I understand. Responsibility is scary to manchildren, you can go back to your switch now.

Onaholes are for weebs who care more about the appearance of the product than the feel.

Fleshlight and Tenga fliphole are the only two worth considering.

Not that guy but you're pathetically stupid or a lucky baiterhere's a (you) on the house.

>wanna buy dicklight
>family has no sense of privacy and goes into my room all the time
>mom constantly goes through my shit

I need to move back out.

I want to buy a loli sex doll.

Your sex toys wont kiss you goodnight. And if they did it would be a pretty horrific experience.

Ahhh thank you

I bet they would stop after they found a fleshlight that hasn't been washed for a month.

>buys new games pc and a ledger nano for them shill coins.
>forgets about the tenga.
shit i hope cyber Monday gives me a second chance.

I kinda want a fleshlight/onahole but I feel like it's sort of a point of no return. Also it adds a lot more prep time/cleanup to fapping

Glocks are ugly as fuck and blocky as fuck.

They're basic bitch handguns for people too lazy to learn shit about guns.

Nice job fucking up that glass screen protector, m8.

Oh God moving back in with your parents after being out on your own must be the worst my condolences OP

Not really. It's more of a thing that just enhances jerking off. There is no prep time either. just stick your dick in some lube or lotion and you're good to go. You're not missing anything at all by not having one of these though.

This is the greatest handgun ever made, the colt single action army. Six shots. More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now you'll see why they call me......deez nuts

I don't even need that type of confrontation. My family are the type of people who HAVE to understand something and can't just leave it alone, and if they can't understand it, they get mad.

I once came home from work and got passed over for a position because the other person had better qualifications. My dad refused to hear that and got hung up on the fact that I was there longer. Then he got mad because he still didn't understand why I got passed over.

You get my point? My family are a bunch of dumb fucks.

Our ratings board are all senior aged Catholics, so they don't tell the difference basically.
Our ratings also include stuff like VR functionality for some reason

It also seems more sensitive recently. Most of the games I own are M, but I feel that they would have used to pass as PG or even G

Has there ever been a more beautiful post?

I have a 3 inch spread at 50 meters with my Glock. It doesn’t matter what a gun looks like it’s about the reliability and accuracy

You got that wrong fella.
What scares me are manchildren WITH responsibility, specifically to not act like manchildren with their murder toys.

Tons of normies have fleshlights. It's no different to women who have vibrators or dildos. They do take a few minutes to wash and dry after using though, and once the novelty wears off you probably won't bother using them often because of that hassle. They do feel pretty great though.

>Getting a fleshlight when the Meiki XYZ exists

It's kinda funny watching people pretend like they know so much about firearms when the most they've done is shoot at a range.

Protip: there are people on here that have spent years handling weapons you only see in movies and vidya

Worst choice I've made.

By end of January I'll have my shit straight and can move back out.

Guns are not toys.