>be around 8ish >At Toys R Us, can pick out one game >want Mortal Kombat on SNES >Mom says its too violent, picks me out a game >Game is cartoony and rated E >I get super mad and throw a tantrum >Get home and play game anyway
holy shit dude you're like 60 in young adult years :S
John Russell
Fucking casual. Both my parents died when I was eight. Homicide suicide. Not even joking.
Part of me wants to find a hot bitch and just have her love me like a mom. Some small dark part of my soul wishes for that shit.
Owen Ross
>"I bought this vidya user, you can have it for 5 bucks but I won't tell you what it is beforehand" >"buy" it >it's pic related
She bought it because I read the book together with my parents. Really good shit.
Ryder James
>mom is psychotic and irrational but immensely loving and defensive >start getting really into games as a kid >she bitches at me relentlessly because I "don't go outside" and "don't do anything" >start making friends and hanging out with them all the time, would just ride my bike out to their house and stay until sunset >she bitches and complains to me that "I'm never home" and she's worried with me being out alone around dark, also claims all my friends are not good influences and their parents are trash >go back to playing video games all the time but now online is a thing so I claim I'm playing with my friends while staying home >she still is upset and has weekly breakdowns crying and demanding hugs saying she loves me I think I understand now why my dad left; moms are fucking crazy
Xavier Jackson
Sounds like it's just your mom.
Kevin Butler
>tfw no yandere mommy
Nathan Morales
My buddy played it and said it was decent. Find a no commentary vid and post it if you have the time.
Robert Davis
>bestandworstvideogamemoms_00.jpg >image of some shit from an anime
Joshua Ward
Your mom sounds like she has Borderline Personality Disorder.
t. Diagnosed BPD very well versed with the disorder.
Read the symptoms and see if it fits.
Gabriel Clark
Yo. Sup Forums. Sup fag? Tell me what yandere memes. means*
>mom gets me n64 and glover >she plays it while I watch and she breaks controller due to rage and I cry >dad got me turok and I watched him play
I wasn't allowed to play games until I was 12.
Caleb Sanchez
Which one was the homocide?
Lucas Stewart
>Be me >About 9 >Love vidya >Mom doesn't get it >Still tries her best to be supportive >Asks me questions about what games I like >Get home from school one day >She says she got a game for us to play together >Open it >pic related
Thanks Mom.
Alexander Brooks
Dad strangled my mom, then shot himself in the head.
Carson Taylor
Unfortunately yes, she did. She did the whole "If you're home playing video games I know you're safe" bullshit and now I'm pretty much an autistic shut-in with no friends.
Thanks.
Christopher Butler
>tfw your mom is the biggest bro ever.
Thanks user's mom
Ayden Kelly
Fuck.
I can't even bring myself to make a joke about the homo-cide.
I'm sorry for all the shit you've been through user.
Carson Anderson
>Game was Earthbound What a shitty mom
Wyatt Gray
Better than being that autistic kid that hangs out at the mall.
Be real, dude. You were never gonna have any friends.
Joseph Powell
It's sucks but my grandma raised me. It's like having a wrinkly mom.
Chase Clark
>Mum insults me and friends regularly for playing videogames >Join field hockey and play for half a year >Mum actually turns up >Insult me and team whole trip home I thought she hated the games, joke's on me though
Carter Perez
My mom got me ALttP. Thanks Mom.
Isaiah Gutierrez
MY MOM SOLD MY NES AND PS1 PLUS ALL MY GAMES (50 OR SO ALL TOGETHER) FOR 5 DOLLARS AT A YARD SALE
5 FUCKING DOLLARS. FOR ALL OF THAT SHIT TOGETHER
Liam Richardson
I had three PC games growing up and a PS2 with only one game. Warcraft 3, Age of Empires 2, and Sims 3, with Godzilla on the PS2. Also a Gameboy Advance with pokemon and a bag of b-tier games plus golden sun that got left at a hockey arena my family volunteered at.
On the one hand I didn't get any other games til I had a High School Job but the games I had kicked ass.
Joshua Nelson
My mom went to arcades before I was born so yes She beat all of f-zero gx easily as well
David Murphy
My mom has always disliked my video game hobby, but was also extremely supportive of my dungeons and dragons, magic the gathering, and other such tabletop game hobby. Never really understood why.
Oliver Cooper
Yeah I know S-sorry
Kevin Sanchez
Justifiable homicide. No court of law would give you more than a 10 year sentence
Tyler Thompson
TV rots your brain user
John Reed
how old are 60 year olds?
Matthew Rogers
>adults >video games
Carson Sanchez
Gonna need an explanation of Godzilla's gameplay. Extra features. etc. etc.
Also did you play online?
Luke Perez
Yep. Pretty much whatever game I wanted, she would buy it. She never cared about ratings, I don't think she even knows that video games have ratings.
Carter Garcia
Well she was the one that bought me the games so I'd assume so
Owen Jenkins
>mom occassionally buys me games and rarely gives me shit for playing too much vidya >never shows much interest in what I play though >never plays herself >get her pic related once because she did a diving course and I figured it was worth a try >she never touched it
And that was the last time I tried to get her into gaming. I do also remember her playing Star Wars Rogue Leader once, crashing the ship into the desert of Tatooine a few times.
Logan Ortiz
And you're under 18 in actual years.
Jacob Wright
I want to fuck your mom
Please tell me she's slim with long brunette/black hair and white
thx
Chase Watson
Should have replied...
Colton Collins
I was pretending to be retarded. Dumbasses
Dylan Cruz
probably because those games encourage socialization with other people while many video games don't
Kevin Baker
dead
Julian Peterson
Tried to get my mom into picross a couple weeks ago because she likes puzzles. She stopped mid tutorial and said whats the point.
Elijah Moore
Again thanks for the You I was pret3nding
:)
Mason Watson
>13 and the n64 comes out >ask my mom for it for Christmas and she starts screaming how I'm a lazy good for nothing piece of shit >start mowing lawns and doing various work around the neighborhood (painting fences etc) to save up money to buy it >finally have enough after around a year of saving. Buy an N64 and OoT, super hyped to play it >fall In love with it. Start rushing home from school to play it every day >come home one day and it's gone >mom says I've been playing too much vidya and that she sold it to teach me a lesson >I start crying and at least ask her for the money back >"now it wouldn't be really much of a lesson if I just gave you the money back, would it user?" >later find out she had sold it for drug money I remember one year my Christmas present was a can of beans. The next morning I woke up and my mom was passed out drunk/high on the couch with the can of beans open and half eaten.
Blake Morris
My mom loved the N64, so I had one growing up and played Mario Kart 64 all the time.
Jackson Long
My mom was too busy buying alcohol instead of getting me anything.
Joshua Taylor
>"user these video games are clearly affecting your grades" >"No more until your grades improve"
Dominic Wood
lmao
Your mom was an epic troll
Sebastian Ward
Nah just 1v1 with my brother or AI. It was just one of those beatem-up games where you'd have a map and could pick stuff up to beat the other guy up with and some terrain damage stuff like tanks would show up in the city and you could grab buildings to break over the other monster's head. Also a bunch of the characters randomly had wrestling moves which was hilarious.
Angel Howard
Sick. Was it always fun or would you drop it for a few months due to boredom?
Jack Jenkins
I refuse to believe this. I just can't wrap my head around the thought of a bad mother. Yes, I'm spoiled.
Blake Davis
>just because my life is easy, everyones life has to be easy GTFO
Nicholas King
>he let vidya affect his grades Casual.
Dominic Russell
At least he didnt suck dick in the boy's bathroom
Jeremiah Kelly
People can have terrible mothers. Mine's a psychotic raging alcoholic that mentally abused me growing up.
Kevin Anderson
Yes, though I don't know how. My parents were esl janitors but somehow we had an NES at launch, a Sega Genesis, and Playstation. I always got a new game on holidays, but if I did well on my report card, I could get a discount game from a bargain bin (pic related) Unfortunately my brothers were assholes and pawned every console and game we ever had, so I ended up reading books instead. Didn't play many games again until I got a pc.
Wyatt Phillips
My mom really likes SSX: Tricky and Animal Crossing. She used to put quite a bit of time into the copy of Wild World that I got her. Also we have played SSX together since it came out. She'd always get me games I wanted, although I almost never wanted more. I tended towards games that ate a lot of hours like Pokemon and Dragon Quest so it was not frequent that I'd ask for anything. My mom never in her life had a problem with games or any of my hobbies. My mom was an 80s rebel teen and she was a pot/cocaine dealer when I was growing up. She didn't exactly do a lot of traditional moralizing.
Dylan Watson
I mom beat Ocarina of Time because she bought it for me and my brother, but we didn't really understand how to play, so she'd actually progress through the game and we'd just fuck around with the new items she was getting.
Years later and now it's my favorite game.
Furthermore, she'd come watch me play Red Dead Redemtion sometimes because she said the sound of the horse galloping reminded her of Zelda.
Colton Lopez
Why would your brothers pawn shit?
Landon Ross
Your mom's literally less casual than you
what the fuck
Lincoln Lee
No. My mom was a cunt.
>don't ask me for video games ever >what do you want for your birthday user, why do you always say you don't know?
Oh well, joke's on her. Moved out 9 years ago haven't spoken to her since.
Dylan Roberts
My mom played a bunch of stuff herself. Her favorites were Tetris, FF1, LttP, Lufia 1 & 2, BoF 1 & 2, Earthbound and Mario RPG. She was always playing or replaying one of them. For whatever reason she was intimidated by CD tech and never moved on from 16-bit stuff.
Brayden Lee
If only I had the chance to do that.
Jacob Ward
For drugs and women. My parents did their best, but my brothers are really fucking stupid.
Adrian Hill
>have more memories of my mom being drunk/high on prescription medication than not >gets upset when i tell her this women am i right
Juan Hill
Link to article in local paper or it didn't happen.
Lincoln Brown
my mom hated that i loved video games
Adam King
>mom doesn't buy her son shit that are proven to cause harm >still wants to gift him something else >son pays her back by not talking to her anymore
You're a good boy.
Henry Wilson
>remember going to the local mcdonalds and playing mario party on the N64 kiosk with my brother
memories
Josiah Cox
Yea, she'd 360noscope me in CoD, then teabag me
It was very embarrassing
Ethan Allen
I cant find it
happened october 28 1998 but i dont think we have newspaper archives
i live in a relatively small city in northwestern ontario
Connor Thomas
My mom did this with both Pikmin and Animal Crossing. Thought they were cute. She's a sweetie
Blake Rogers
>Play starcraft all day >mom comes into the room >"MY LIFE FOR AUIRE" or whatever the fuck >mom asks wtf he's saying >explain that I have no clue >a few days later >mom comes home and gives me a strategy guide for the game
My mom's pretty cool.
Jonathan Diaz
>mom never really showed physical affection >wasn't ok with vydia but let me play anyways >all she wanted from me was to be competent in everything and be the best above all >father never really cared for me much either >nor gave too much affection >all he ever did was get drunk >tfw being a kissless virgin doesn't bother me as I have been physically starved all my life
Actually now I dislike human contact.
Aiden Reyes
>screen time allowance of 10 hours per week >spent it all on gaming >kids made fun of me for not knowing anything about TV >wrote an essay to convince her that halo wasn't too violent, it worked >incentivized good grades with game rentals All things considered, she handled it pretty well
Lincoln Myers
I can show you physical affection with my dick
Jacob Bennett
you had good parents, desu. how'd you end up here?
Austin Kelly
fuck, that image got me hard
Leo Parker
Yet you would unironically blow a muscular black man if given the chance....
woah...
Joseph Richardson
>tfw autistic and react badly to being touched
Juan Miller
Why you gotta bring the gay in you, user?
Robert White
He fucked up and fell down the porn rabbit hole
Probably started on Sup Forums when his friend started talking about how he must leik mudkipz in 2006
Jonathan Gomez
My mom gifted me a Wii U this year and I was able to hack it and pirate a ton of games
Liam Price
Can I expect Ash's death soon?
Asher Phillips
Ash will never get replaced atleast i hope not
Charles Price
...
Ian Evans
does she know you're gay and want to be a little girl
Evan Edwards
No fault of theirs, that's for sure. They tried as best they could but I ended up an underachieving degenerate anyways. Working on turning it around but I won't quit this shithole, it's been too long. not too far off
Caleb Moore
>be around...what, 8? 9? >go to cousin's house >play super pitfall on NES >think its great >ask mom if she'll get it for me >she instead buys me the sega master system >no idea why she did this >still picture her face as she held it our in her hands, huge smile, eyes wide with anticipation >react like a little shit >run away into room screaming and crying because it's not super pitfall >lock self in room and scream for hours >fall asleep >wake up >mom still lets me have the sega master system >play it and its great (of course) >lots of time with hang-on and safari >never apologized to mom >even if I did now I doubt she'd remember
jesus christ I feel bad about it to this fucking day
Gavin Walker
People talk like Sup Forums is the worst
I have major depressive disorder and this place makes me laugh multiple times a day
Sup Forums is fucking dope
I dont even care. I could be in the middle or public and just burst out laughing remembering something retarded i saw on Sup Forums
this place is good and always was and probably always will be
Dominic Cox
My mom hung out in arcades a lot as a teen, so she was fine with it and would even play games with me sometimes. She can still get to the Kill Screen on Pac-Man because the AI is ingrained into her memory. I posted a JoJo video onto memebook last year and she wanted to see what the hell it was. Now she's so into it that she even read the manga.
Luis Butler
I hope you don't associate with her anymore.
Ethan Smith
Damn straight. /r9k/ fuckin' put something in the water. Please stop with the reddit-spacing though.