Pick one, Sup Forums

Pick one, Sup Forums.

Spiky sword because only faggots use the other weapon types. Though Hammer's the only option if the MC's a little girl.

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The dress the cat is wearing, please

steal the coffee from the cat

>furryshit instead of humans
But why.

hammer because it does the most damage on average and you don't have to stick to your target to get the most value out of it like glove users have to.

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i want

If I choose something can I fuck the cat?

I want to pet that dog

Because khajiit has wares, dumbass

Ki glove because monks/fist classes are awesome

Humans are overrated desu.

any answer that isn't two ki gloves and fucking the cat is objectively wrong

I'll pick you, baby

The cat

I wear the Ki gloves and use the RNG sword

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Already chose Gunner-class and have no need for outdated Medieval shit, so I'll have the cat for defense.

Mathematically, the rng sword has way higher dps than any other weapon. But without knowledge of enemy hp values or defense values, it’s impossible to accurately measure the strength of the ki gloves and warhammer with respect to the other weapons.

I'd buy from the human because she(he) looks unsure and shy and I want to help out.

Nothing wrong with nonhumans.

gimme that puss
also the gloves

All the human designs look so samey.

looks more interesting than the bland cat in the OP

Why would you buy any sword if you're going to find the other one in the next dungeon?
Or is the idea that you'll only find that sword if you buy that one first?

I think the hammer here is objectively the right choice. Even without knowing how much defense exists in the setting.

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The best combination here is the Glove for fights under 2.5 minutes long and the Weed leaf for battles longer.

Especially since instakill probably wont work on bosses and protracted fights. If i can only choose one weapon and only one weapon, It would be the Cylinder hovering in front of the vertical peephole.

cat is fine too

Why isn't he wearing clothes?

because i didn't draw them

Glove.

why not a female cat

>Why would you buy any sword if you're going to find the other one in the next dungeon?
Make it easier to get there

make it go brap

Why eat shit when you can have catboys

Ki glove

this is now a fuzzy daddy thread

Draw more of him

Do not go any further. Catboys are pure.

Can I give his tummy a kiss?

Desist

Gloves
>perfect accuracy
>highest dps aside from RNG sword
>instakill chance is icing on the cake
Only issue is you can't really take on high DEF enemies, but if you can attack 6 times per second, that gives you a 6% chance to oneshot anything per second, defense be damned.

Was the katana's accuracy purposefully ommitted?

(OP)
Gloves
>perfect accuracy
>higher dps than katana
>instakill chance is icing on the cake
Only issue is you can't really take on high DEF enemies, but if you can attack 6 times per second, that gives you a 6% chance to oneshot anything per second, defense be damned.

Was the katana's accuracy purposefully ommitted?

I just want to give his tummy a kiss. Maybe even reach down and feel his thighs.

if you assume the that the katana has 100% acc too, gloves actually have the lowest dps of all weapons, so you are entirely banking on the 1% instakill passive to be good

KEK

pretty yummy

>not female

MAKE IT FEMALE

40*6=240
100*2=200
Katana is actually lowest DPS

important question, which one is the stock choice?

katana dps is (.95*100 + .05*100*10)*2 = 290

you have to account for the crit chance

>there are thirsty autists and furfags who would spend money for minimalist binary brush porn
>instead they chose to do it for free

If you're good at something, never, EVER, do it for free.

Sword of RNG

i've just been thinking about buying a 2011 RX-8
am i going to make a big mistake?

Which do you choose, Sup Forums?

what else do they do

Rotaries may be unreliable, but the RX-8 is on a whole 'nother level of bad.

>mods deleted my post but kept the thinly veiled porn thread up

Faggots.

Etheral so I can look spooky and bling is overated

more furry twinks

I don't quite think that's how it works. You would account for 4 possible scenarios if you want to account the crit, I've never seen someone damage calc using damage proportional to the RNG chance.
However if you do wish to calc that way, two can play at that game.
>gloves have 1% chance to instakill, therefor we can equate this to infinite damage
>(.99*40 + ∞*.01)*6=∞

I don't understand your question

do they give stat bonuses? special abilities?

I choose the ring.

Depends on what else Ethereal Rng does.

More rings. Ringbearer.

Ethereal is for fedora-tippers.

I want a big impressive loadout, so the ringwear

Woosh

fuck you, moran

ghost blowjob

okay fine, which one looks cooler?

that cat

>takes up a ring slot
>but adds another ring slot

>Green ring
>Is a square

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

Etheral ring looks faggy and edgy
Gold ring is stylish

This hits too close to home.

I'm pretty sure thats exactly how it works, 95% of the time you will be doing 100 damage and the other 5% you will be doing 1000. And the glove instakill damage is only as much as the remaining hp of the enemy, you can't just say its infinity. Gloves are going to be great against high hp, low atk enemies but worse against everything else because of the low base dps.

Hammer because I'm not a prison-bitch.

hammer because i don't wanna break my arm swinging a puny knife 10,000 times a second or in case something has more than 0 defense

shank allows me to kill things with less than 10,000 HP in less than a second
HOWEVER
it is completely nullified by armor
HOWEVER
it would wear down armor very quickly

But 1 is obviously minimum damage so it will be fully effective no matter how much defense they have

I like the lizard/wolf boy better

SHank
>Stunlock

hammer. Depending on evasion of the enemy the dagger could miss too much

>guy with shiv goes against guy with hammer
>shanks him in 1/10000th of a second, killing him
>hammer guy hasn't even registered the fact that they are fighting yet

hmmm...

what if minimum damage isn't a thing and you end up doing 0 dmg to everything

>charge up hammer for one second
>swing
>*miss*

more

if evasion is just a flat modifier, the hammer would miss just as much as the shank

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Warhammer, raise str and agi for dmg and hit rate

I honestly hate using MSpaint and I'd like to make something more but I prefer Sai/krita and I doubt this thread will be around for more than 2 hours.

Why is there literally NO game with a naked cat humanoid as the shopkeeper???

>get buff that gives +5 elemental damage
>shive now does 60,000 damage per second
>hammer does 10,005 damage per second

Undertale comes close.

What? who was naked in that

me while I was playing