Coworkers starts talking about vidya

>coworkers starts talking about vidya

>(Sup Forums - )Videogames starts talking about coworkers

>they talk about vidya
>they're massively enjoying casual shit
>I'm stuck here playing all the other vidya and not enjoying any of it

>tfw you almost start talking about vidya and then don't at the last minute

>coworkers start talking about anime

>not working alone

>another OP writes one line of greentext and shits up Sup Forums with another useless thread

>this happens
>some coworkers actually aren't ultra plebs
>finally make some friends because of it

>rocket league is so fun user
>hey do you have call of duty?
>skyrim is on the switch now user
this has happened once too

what's it like to work

>coworker stars playing loudly on his fightstick

Oh I wish I could.

>tfw have to go to work in half an hour

I'm glad I work alone but customers are the fucking worst

what's it like to have a cute anime gf

>co-workers can open doors

>Coworker talks about vidya
>Talk about Pokemon
>Yeah man, I remember I caught Gaea once with a master ball

>Not telling your co-workers what you actually think of their pleb taste

they now always come to me asking about vidya recommendation s

it's worse than before

>haha, did you see [shit game] at E3 bro??? it looks amazing!!! so hype!!!!
>naww, it'll be good just watch man you're being too negative bout it
>damn bro, bought it at launch but it wasn't any good...

Every goddamn year.

>co-workers can't open doors
>you have to escort them to the toilet
>they walk faster than your walking speed but slower than your running speed

I work with 8 women. At my last job I had a guy who kept trying to convince me to get Destiny, one conversation with a guy about MGS because his text tone was the codec and the three girls I used to work with joked about me playing Pokemon Go.

>coworkers start taking about fetishes

>coworkers start talking about anime

I work with women and they overshare all the time, I've gotten to the point where I'm used to it but still.
>One said how she used to have an STI, used to love fucking students because they had their own house and how she's had a few occasions where she nearly got anal because the dick slipped out of her fanny and nearly into her arse
>Literally one of the first things I learned about one of them was that they were on birth control pills and on their period
>One has one innie nipple and one outie
>One outright admits that they haven't had sex in two years and they once waxed her teenage daughters pubic hair for them
Is this normal? They're great to work with at any rate.

>normal faggots start talking about vidya in public

This.
kek

They either think you are gay or want to fuck you

I'm married to the girl I saw in the break room playing Persona 4 Golden on her Vita nearly five years ago.

Girl i work with told me and 4 other people at a party she was raped once, i really thought thats not thr kind of thing you tell people

That's just depressing. Pubes are sexy, what a shame.

>gf
>g

user...

I'm the current king of Norway.

but videogames ARE normalfaggots domain

>norwegian king has nothing better to do than shitpost on Sup Forums on a Sunday

checks out.

>rocket league is so fun user

Are you implying that RL isn't a very fun, balanced game with a very high skill ceiling?

How's the weather in Norway?

He says women are great to work with. He most likely is gay.

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>Hey user you play videogames too right?
>Yeah last night I was actually playing STALKER
>Whats that?
>Oh you explore Chernobyl an...
>Oh so it's like Fallout 4! I love that game! It looks so good on my PS4!

You know, I never had an issue with this until this one motherfucker started talking at me for 45 minutes about some shitty p2w MMO, not getting a hint, and now I know how to get to like level 80 ultra 5 within a week for a game I'm never gonna play and I fucking hate working with him and he always talks at me about dumb bullshit no one cares about and he always smells terrible and someone please kill me.

What do you do?

>" Do you know No Man's Sky? It i so amazin user!"

All my coworkers are middle aged and don't know shit about vidya

>Sup Forums always complains about the opinions of their normie coworkers
>they have never had a non-normie coworker
my favorite dude was the wh40k guy who got fired for watching porn on the job

> Sounds like me
> except for fireing part
> and wh40k part
> and working part

What really how did he get caught .story time.

jesus, that's a sad dog

>coworkers talk about video games
>talk to them and enjoy the conversation because I’m not socially awkward
>even on games THAT I DONT CARE ABOUT!
>but they’re all cool so I am cool in return
>because really nobody cares about the conversation anyway, it’s just killing time at work

God damn dude, before I went into construction I worked at Walmart with a dude like that. He let his power levels be known to everyone. 24 year old kissless virgin who alwaaaays talked about how great new Vegas or whatever fuckin weeb shit he was playing was. Everyone hated him.

>tfw one of my regulars at work is really into MMOs and shit
Only other person I've met who actually plays Monster Hunter in Commiefornia

I have non normie coworkers I get to talk about Metroid and shit with, but nobody wants to hear some dude talk about how he grinds in a shitty Korean MMO for an hour straight. There's a way to talk to people and it isn't barraging them with information that they didn't ask for.

>coworker says "We're not so different, you and I"

he worked overnight dispatch for a trucking company and was dumb enough to do it on a monitored company pc
he was the only one that had computer access during that time so he couldn't blame it on anyone else

Way too close to home, user.
>work at a bus station
>don't drive bus just work in the main office
>have an entire computer to myself and generally days are slow so I play a lot of vidya
>boss doesn't care as long as I already have all my shit done
>everyone just kind of knows me as "the gamer guy"
>a title I dread especially around november/december
>everyone comes to me with vidya questions for their kids
>"user what do you think of this game? Is this game good for kids? What games are good for teenagers"
>endmysuffering
>2 days ago one of my coworkers, a driver, came in off her break and insisted that she needed to talk to me, and that it was important
>pry myself away from path of exile to talk to her
>"I know you know a lot about video games so what console is better for kids, the PS4 or the Xbox one?"

I've worked at this place for 3 years and every year I get asked about games by my coworkers. It lowkeye makes me cringe whenever I hear someone refer to me as a "gamer", but the job itself is so comfy I just deal with it.

>coworkers start discussing trap hentai

>>coworkers start discussing trap hentai

>just got my first job after being a NEET for 5 years

>At McDonald's
>fist day of training
>customers everywhere, I have to take orders over the little shitty mic
>my hearing is bad because I can't hear 90% of the orders coning through the headset
>manager tells me I'll get used to it
>tells me to go to front and take orders there
>shy as fuck I turn red when I'm putting in orders
>old man comes up
"Shdjdjdj coffee"
>excuse me?
>"shsjdjdks coffe!"
>sorry I'm new can you repeat that
>"senior coffee are you deaf?"
>sorry I have bad hearing

Only reason I got the job was because my dad needs surgery badly and we can't afford it so I'm working to save up money for his operation and time off from work.
But holy shit I'm already about to give up, I fucking broke down so fast at the job. They make you do so much shit at once. Make a mcflurry while taking the next order while making fries and cookies is bullshit

>Hey user you like videogames, right?
>Yeah kinda.
>Hey you should get FIFA/CoD/PUBG/DOTA and play with me!
I don't want to seem ungrateful over being included, but I'd rather play nothing.

You get used to it, your Manager isn't fucking with you. You only hear the same handful of shit and can discern what they want after a month or so.

Bit repetative or uneventful for my taste.

What user said Plus after some time you don't give a shit about standing in the front anymore.
Actually, when I was working there I prefered being in front because my clothes didn't smeel like grease and fries THAT much after my shift.

Long story short, hang in there, user

1 guy i work with plays pubg
1 guy plays new cod
1 guy plays and streams f2p games and is a massive cuck
I play fighters

>And with our powers combined - !
THE VIRGINS

I like the fries place since it's easy to make fries and fun too.

Hang in there mate

Having mcdonalds experience on a resume is good apparantly

>Kissless virgins
>They're no hero
>Chance for them of getting laid is zero

At least 2 of us are

>sign up for what I hear is the hardest job ever
>first day
>coworkers all run at me and start swinging in my face
>slowly walk in circles around them so they miss me every time
It started off fun, but honestly it's just tedious now.

>Bioshock infinite is the greatest game ever made

I never spoke to my co-worker again after that

...

...what?

>pay for surgery

>Hey user, I heard you like Video Games, do you play CS:GO or PUBG?

>have to walk away and talk because too much shit to fix
>they started following me or call out "HAY WAIT"
>they continue
>manager ask us what we are doing

Fucking idiots

>not really, I prefer strategy games like Command and Conquer

Yes

That user is mocking DS.

>Command and Conquer

user, I don't think that Series actually exists.

Uhhhh...

Ohh I see.
What a cunt.

Would you see yourself doing this job your whole life though? Not judging, but it could be boring after a few years.

What year STI?

>not just assuming it's a game where you're literally a stalker
The times sure have changed.

You haven't built any salvageable skills while being a NEET? I for example got a relatively comfy data entry job because my APM is so high.

>start talking about video games
>"oh, do you have steam?"

I work in an office that is primarily women and I know this shit all too well.

>hey user, want to come over and play some C&C after work?
>go over
>it's C&C3
>on Xbox 360
Now I just tell people I don't play videogames

>spent a good four hours talking about rimming last week

your car looks fucking stupid, should have just spent 3k on a civic

>Coworker talks about games
>its always skyrim

>tfw the only co-worker i have good conversation about vidya got demoted and moved to another shift
>barely see him probably got a new job

it's been months and if he did found a new job i say good luck my old friend.

>tfw my coworkers have spent +5000 bongs on the latest fifa between them

What's wrong with that question? Just answer "no" if you don't have one. It's natural to assume one who plays PC games has a steam account, just like it's natural to assume you have Windows to play games. I don't throw shitfits and start talking about freedom of software if anyone asks me that, even if my main OS is Debian.

>coworkers start talking about Sup Forums

tfw no autistic so i can talk about whatever and not be a sperg

git gud

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the given response if you say yes is to ask for your username. it's awkward if you don't know your co-worker well. you missed the point entirely m8

>a coworker mentioned about how he played Elite: Dangerous for a few hours after his children went to sleep
>plays KSP on the job while there's nothing to do
>another one played Divinity OS 2 in the office when it came out
>nobody ever talks about vidya
It's a strange feel

>co-worker starts talking about Sup Forums
>get him fired by telling the boss he's a nazi

>coworker wants you to watch his youtube videos

>coworkers ask you what did you do during the weekend
>I just played videogames and got drunk

how can i deal with this crap.

>co-worker talks about dank memes

>Coworker doesn't know you watch his YouTube videos