Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?
Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?
Gardevoir
Which pokemon would keep you as their pet?
can ditto turn human
Pikachu
Arcanine because I like dogs lol
Is Male Eevee x Female Vulpix the cutest couple in videogame history?
Steelix
Hypno
Yes.
My boy Totodile
Pikachu and use it to mine crypto for free
Rowlet.
None, I dont have pets because i'm a terrible person and can't handle the responsibility
that would be Male(female) Eevee and Female(male) Vulpix
>keep as a pet
A pet... Yes... Haha...
Which one has the biggest dick?
Barring the fatties and ones that are too big to handle.
Just get a Garbador. He'll eat your trash
Ditto
Then I'll bang every hot girl in the world.
Raichu still the best 1973
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A photosynthetic pet would be ideal if you think about it.
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This cool mother fucker right here
>i will never have my own living train
Pic related, it's a cat, a dog, and a house plant in one neat package
>50% male, 50% female
I know, right? You could end up getting fucked over and get a shitty female.
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W-what's going on here?
based
Magikarp that only knows Splash. I think that will be the least hazardous.
>not keeping a Jinx to give you tha succ
>all those deleted posts
Get owned
I'd have a Glaceon. I wouldn't even need to use an AC anymore.
Looks like mod is a closet furfag.
>cute
>acts as an air freshener
>guarantees sweet dreams
is there actually any downside
It looks like a little bitch
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AC?
I'd say I probably don't want to know the answer, but I do
oddish and bellsprout
Air conditioner.
air conditioner
Air conditioner. They're used to cool your house, but I personally fuck mine.
Fearow
>loyal birb
>most Dex entries state it can fly all day without tiring
Travelling around the world alone with it is awesome as a concept.
Fuck, now I feel dirty
Any one of these, really.
What were you expecting?
Serious answer Purugly
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at least it's achievable?
objective best choice
>there are people in this very thread who didn't chose popplio as their starter
Rowlet is also pretty cool tho
>not choosing best mon
Well, I've seen Fleshlight abbreviated to FL before. If he wrote "OH", I'd have thought about it and then guessed "onahole".
So you know, I thought it would be something like that. I was so focused on that angle that I somehow forgot AC just stands for air conditioning...
>pic unrelated
You expected all that in an innocent pokemon thread?
sylveon (male)
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what would AC abbreviatr to though? Ass Cummer?
What do you think of my mareep?