Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?

Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?

Gardevoir

Which pokemon would keep you as their pet?

can ditto turn human

Pikachu

Arcanine because I like dogs lol

Is Male Eevee x Female Vulpix the cutest couple in videogame history?

Steelix

Hypno

Yes.

My boy Totodile

Pikachu and use it to mine crypto for free

Rowlet.

None, I dont have pets because i'm a terrible person and can't handle the responsibility

that would be Male(female) Eevee and Female(male) Vulpix

>keep as a pet
A pet... Yes... Haha...

Which one has the biggest dick?
Barring the fatties and ones that are too big to handle.

Just get a Garbador. He'll eat your trash

Ditto
Then I'll bang every hot girl in the world.

Raichu still the best 1973

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A photosynthetic pet would be ideal if you think about it.

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This cool mother fucker right here

>i will never have my own living train

Pic related, it's a cat, a dog, and a house plant in one neat package

>50% male, 50% female

I know, right? You could end up getting fucked over and get a shitty female.

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W-what's going on here?

based

Magikarp that only knows Splash. I think that will be the least hazardous.

>not keeping a Jinx to give you tha succ

>all those deleted posts

Get owned

I'd have a Glaceon. I wouldn't even need to use an AC anymore.

Looks like mod is a closet furfag.

>cute
>acts as an air freshener
>guarantees sweet dreams
is there actually any downside

It looks like a little bitch

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AC?

I'd say I probably don't want to know the answer, but I do

oddish and bellsprout

Air conditioner.

air conditioner

Air conditioner. They're used to cool your house, but I personally fuck mine.

Fearow

>loyal birb
>most Dex entries state it can fly all day without tiring

Travelling around the world alone with it is awesome as a concept.

Fuck, now I feel dirty

Any one of these, really.

What were you expecting?

Serious answer Purugly

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at least it's achievable?

objective best choice

>there are people in this very thread who didn't chose popplio as their starter
Rowlet is also pretty cool tho

>not choosing best mon

Well, I've seen Fleshlight abbreviated to FL before. If he wrote "OH", I'd have thought about it and then guessed "onahole".

So you know, I thought it would be something like that. I was so focused on that angle that I somehow forgot AC just stands for air conditioning...

>pic unrelated

You expected all that in an innocent pokemon thread?

sylveon (male)

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what would AC abbreviatr to though? Ass Cummer?

What do you think of my mareep?