*slaps u*

*slaps u*

C-CUMMMMMING !!

Unclear

Do you like losing quick match on the loading screen?

*counters u*

>Add best zerg to game
>Doesn't add his best unit

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

>implying I'm not the one playing Cho and getting MVP

should've used a pic of Nova, the one on your team that sits in lane farthest from the objective hoping for someone to show up for ebin 2 shots, while everyone but her is at the objective

>his
user, I...

having a vagingo only makes you a woman if it's in your funzone

If you put your dick in Abby's orifice, are you technically fucking him or getting a blowjob?

What is the best abathur built?

I lose most of the time (in Quickmeme) despite dealing most of the dmg, siege dmg and having the highest xp.

Why not both?

it's his mouth most likely so it'd be a blowjob

It depends on the map, your comp and their comp.

you could do that as Ragnaros or Sylvanas while also contributing something meaningful to teamfights

Entirely depends on the map in comp.

On large maps like Curse i tend to go push builds because most of the team is at one side of the map and i can easily hat one while comfily pushing.

On maps like BHB where team fights are everything i tend to go hat either damage or support. If you have a fast attacking aa hero on the team then hat attack speed is the way to go.

Aba is entirely about adapting, he is one of the more versatile heroes whose build is largely based around the situation.

>playing against cho gall
>Everyone tries to 1v1 him

>play chogall with my bro
>we have 80% win rate
>ever since another friend started playing ana it's been up to 100%

fun hero 2bqhfam

*Blocks ur path*
*Blocks the other two lanes*
*Runs away when u step up then 4-man gank squad rolls in*
*Also stole two of the main objectives at one while u weren't looking*

*instant CD's your path*

>Aba is entirely about adapting, he is one of the more versatile heroes whose build is largely based around the situation.
This is why I main abathur in quickplay. A shame I rarely get to play him in comp, because my team is always babies. Now I main Genji instead, cuz fuck you all.

Disregard team, acquire mine build

>Its a 5man team all concentrated on making Cho'Galls life a breeze

>implying Sylvanas is worth shit in a teamfight compared to a proper shield Abathur

JUST

>BRAPS YOUR PATH

It's funny because if you are playing Diablo or Kel'Thuzad you are such a handicap to your team you may as well just be looking at the map all match trying to figure out where the Abathur is.

>When cho'gall aint got a healer on his team

>silence their whole team for 2.5 seconds with wailing arrow
>or mind controlling their healer into your team for automatic 4v5
>also spreading undead aids with auto attacks and shadow dagger
>vs a hat

Meme Slug will never be worth another body on the field

what do you use to push? Loctus at 1, 13, 16 and 20? What do you pick as 4 and 7?

I fucking hate specialist mains. So many of them are absolute morons that refuse to group and just have no actual mechanical skill.

>people actually standing clustered for a wailing arrow
>ever
>sylvanas surviving using mind control at any point in the match
>ever

I can only imagine it must be hard for you being stuck in silver.

Again depends but hat speed + stab damage are safe bets especially in QM where you pretty much need to be helping in team fights. Plus it will improve monstrosity.

I love making brutalisks, too bad they're about as squishy as anything else and you can't upgrade their melee either.

>1v2ing an arthas and a kerrigan with monstrosity
>Win

Cant hear you over my 200% FREE basic damage to keeps

I was gold when I played ranked a year ago, won a gorillion team fights just by mind controlling their healer into us. However, that's neither here nor there since the topic of the day is quick match, friendo. Both of those situations are highly likely in qm

>Just want to talk about the game
>Every thread is Mommyposting
ok

>It's funny because if you are playing Diablo or Kel'Thuzad you are such a handicap to your team you may as well just be looking at the map all match trying to figure out where the Abathur is.
It's a combo. Diablo ult + Kel'thuzad's global nuke. As Abathur you'd have to stay int he fountain to not get insta-gibbed.

*teleports into u*
Tch... Too easy friend...