Where were you when the pirates lost?

Where were you when the pirates lost?

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Pirates don't even want to play that shit. It's a negative accomplishment really.

What did they lose?

THIS CANT BE

It isn't even Denuvo, it's VMProtect.

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If you had a 90+ iq you could understand how this is actually great for piracy.

>putting more ressources and money to prevent pirates play their shitty game than pirates would cause by pirating

Who the hell wants to pirate a shitty game?

Just beat it last night, having done about 75%+ of the side quests with ~60 hours of gameplay. It’s fucking fantastic and just makes it even better knowing piratefags are falling all over themselves coming up with excuses.

Wonder if their profits for the game are any higher so far then normal with all the pirates having to buy the game instead, because every pirate is a lost sale right?

ARE THE

At least try to be sincere when you shill a game, Mr. Ubisoft

Well now whose going to play it?

cringe

Their tears are fucking delicious

get better taste, pleb

>because every pirate is a lost sale right?
That's what devs actually believe.

The game ran like ass before but the newest patch completely broke it.

Now the game looks like ass as well.

But you sure showed those pirates I guess.

You have terrible taste, but enjoy guzzling down that exclusive faeces, I'm sure it makes it go down easier.

Fucking poorfag PCbro, whine harder bitch.

NOOO THIS CANNOT BEEE DENUVO DOESNT WORK STOP SHILLING REEEEEEEE

pirates always win in the end, you just have to be more patient than a 12yo kid

how big is the game? how well optimized is it? these are all things that are affected by DRM

NONONONO, IMPOSSIBLE, THIS IS LITERALLY NOT ACTUALLY POSSIBLE!!!

>Ubisoft has managed to protect pirates from Assassins Creed Origins for an entire month

my room-m8 let me play his game on his steam account
take that, Cuckisoft

I already experienced the zenith that was Black Flag. Why would I want to play a nigger in Africa?

My question is why do they even bother? I wouldn't waste drive space for a template made game.

>I-I-I-wasnt going to b-buy it anyway heh :^)

>More than double the sales of AC Syndicate
>won against SJWolfenstein II and Super Cuck Odyssey
>great fan and critical reception
>pirates still can't play it

Where did it go so right?

It feels so good to know there's probably a few people out there refreshing their favorite torrent sites everyday, hoping it'll be made available anytime. They can download anything else, but this game is making them lose sleep, because they want what they can't have for free.

>the absolute state of piratefags

Lose what?

>skilled hackers can hack into the pentagon and entire countries databases/internet
>a fucking game is 'uncrackable'
Right. No the problem is that nobody wants to crack the shit. The problem is that itd take the skill to crack. That skill has no interest in hacking
>inb4 :^) sure thing pirate

>More than double the sales of AC Syndicate
like saying 'tastes better than shit on plate'

>how well optimized is it?
PC version is a disaster, it runs a DRM specifically made to protect Denuvo's DRM. As a result of that it fucking kills performance unles you have a killer rig, and even so you'll probably find yourself capping the framerate to 30fps to avoid constant fluctuation.

I usually pirate assassin's creed games but after I saw what they did with the combat, in addition to the whole kangs thing, I decided not to bother. That's probably why it hasn't been pirated yet. I wouldn't be surprised if it was never cracked just out of lack of interest.

you have terrible taste, go back to

Ubi said they lose 90% of game sales to pirates
Did this game sell like 100 million copies?

>denuvo protecting normalfag piratefags from origins
>denuvo protecting weeb piratefags from Star Ocean 4
Weird timeline.

>make headlines about your successful piracy prevention
>not about your game being good
Oh, Ubisoft...

>black flag
>same AC3 engine, same mission structure, same graphics, same combat
>"zenith"

I'm loving this meme

piratefags in denial holy shit

Double of a ridiculously small number is still a small number.

well that's what I thought
sad that for some this significant drop in performance is justifiable by some sort of moral victory over people they will never meet face-to-face

So?
HAWX2 still doesn't have a working crack.

>Ubi said they lose 90% of game sales to pirates
how did they know?

sure

Black flag was just AC3 plus boats minus playing as a total faggot, which it turns out was all AC3 needed to be good

Origins is expected to hit 7 million copies sold, lifetime, familia.

Say it with me "I'm sorry for doubting you, Ubisoft".

>make a game nobody want to play even for free
>WE WON

indeed.
There is no noticable increase in sales despite buying it being the only real way to get it.

>a month of successful prevention like it's a huge accomplishment

AC Origins is the best game of 2017, you had no excuse not to buy it when it was on sale.

>implying anyone wants to play this wewuz game anyway

>gave 60 hours of his life to this piece of shit

lies

Holy shit lol
Who the fuck wants to play this game?

sucking it from their own behind like it was the teat of the goddess of wisdom and prophecy.

Tracking to be the best selling open world game of the year, son

It's actually both

>b-b-but it is shit, I don't even want to play it anyway

gamecopyworld.com/games/pc_hawx_2.shtml

Why does no one cracks Handball 17? Why does no one loves Handball 17?

someone post the handball image pls

>tfw you realize pirates are losing countless battles
>it's only a matter of time before we lose the war

how does it feel being so wrong. Literally making up excuses now. Piratefags are truly delusional.

Pretty much everyone who buys games, considering it reached number 2 that month in 3 days?

ur mom lmao

>not playing ubisoft open world turd #329
>losing

what anime

Let me tell you those cracks do not work.
Really, they don't. Have tried for years in different pcs.

But user, pirates never lost anything, particularly money.

I didn't though xd bad game lol no sales

> Giving a shit about an assassins creed game
> Implying pirates won´t find a way eventually

Wouldn't say it's the best but it's definitely up there. The setting alone is one of the best in a video game. I put 92 hours in to it and completed pretty much everything. Top 5 of 2017 for sure.

>pirates lost
lost what exactly? the game will eventually be cracked or I can grab it on a sale in a couple of years for 5 bucks

but..it is cracked even now. its somewhat of a messy/emu crack, but its fully playable. The scene will come out with "cleaner" crack if they haven't all ready.

That said, nobody should be cheering a game not getting cracked. Its a waste of resources etc... and hurts the playerbase as a whole to spend money on serious antipiracy measures, especially when Ubi is doing other unfortunate shit like trying to sell items in game.

Origins itself, with the exception of the in-game real money item sales, is a good title. That's why people were buying it. Ubi taking a year off of AC helped them refine it and aside from not enough time spent on "modern day / conspiracy" style storylines that used to tie the AC world together, its just a solid game

Boats nigga. Boats.

>but..it is cracked even now. its somewhat of a messy/emu crack, but its fully playable.
nah

ac3 had boats

imagine being this butthurt over people not liking your console that you need to do shitty ms-paint pictures and strawman the fuck out of your arguments to make a point

looks like the original yozakura quartet, going by the girl & her scarf

I have put 88 hours into it, completing everything, every single quest, sidequest explorables and achievments.

It was fucking good, I bought the seaason pass too for the dlcs.

>spending that much time, yet still full of praise despite several grave problems and flaws in the game already widely known
>expressing glee over an unknown amount of people not playing it
>claiming to be an average joe, not someone being this suspicious professionally

The original asscreed sold more than that

Imagine being this assblasted over an ironic shitpost.

This is your last resort isn't it.

>not being able to play the latest Ubishit AC game
PIRATES BTFO

>best assassin's creed since 2
>pirates blown the fuck out
>ea self-imploding
>far cry 5 looks great
Is this the start of the Ubi age?

Truly cucked.

>there's probably a few people
thank god you said a few

That was my first post in this thread. Are you unironically cheering for Ubisoft right now?

>implying that pirates don't have almost every single pc video game to play but ass creed

And?

I do, honestly. But I'm not gonna give Jewbisoft my money just so they can fuck PC players in the ass, even tho I'm gonna play it on the Xbone. I'll wait until I can buy an used copy of it.

SOUR GRAPES
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GET FUCKED PIRATEFAGS.

>unironically fanboying over a big corporation
Jesus fuck what happened to Sup Forums?

>next E3 we'll get a new Splinter Cell, a reboot

Yes, the Ubi Age is upon us

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