So you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

So you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

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This is why we don't have free will.

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So i got the dosh to buy the potato on what i think was a vainilla server, and i also wasted the whole minute with the trader doing everything from just spamming the potato and even dropping every gun i had and even suicide and giving it all to my mates, but nobody was able to buy it, why is that?

somebody up for doing Hell?

Maybe because the event is over?

Are you fucking kidding me? i just did that achievement 2 months ago, any other achievement that i can't get anymore? because i got some Xmass ones from killing regular zeds.

Turn on my berserk mode and go full melee on this bitch. And die like a heroidiot

die

Arrange her funeral.

Um, can you stop?

weilding that doah and gtfo

>PUB
>No one buys medipistol but me
>Everyone bitches or complains about no healer or to heal them
>Almost always on top with most head shots, most big zeds and most kills
I'm not gods gift to gaming but people should generally be playing better than a 32yr old father. Why do you kids suck so much at video games?

Haha, us gamers, huh?

Silence old fart, im concentrating on not having adhd, a war you seem to have lost. Now give me some dosh

>dying to a fleshpound
>as a berserker
How is it even possible to be this incompetent? You DID buy the dwarf axe right?

Press my bind to alert my team to the fleshpound

I haven’t played pubs since beta, but just last night only one other friend was available so we opted for pubs. Not only was it shocking how bad they are, it makes me wonder how they enjoy this game, if at all.

Um, no sweetie.

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More people need to play, Tripwire should make KF2 $10 or just go free2play. There's no games outside of prime time, worries me that we'll be competing with Lawbreakers for least played online multiplayer game.

>Why do you kids suck so much at video games?
That's a better question than you intended it to be.

I think it's because older people tend to have grown up with more difficult games. Modern games take people by the hand and outright tell them what to do, how to do it, and where to do it. Objective waypoints, minimaps, AI teammates that shout what you're supposed to be doing at you, thinly veiled corridor shaped environments that you can't possibly get lost in are just some of the things to blame.

I'd also say that most people today play on normal or easy difficulties, as opposed to hard or higher. I have no hard evidence for that, but looking at achievements on Steam, that seems to be the case for every game I've looked at. For populations of games that haven't functionally changed much in decades, like shmups and such, this doesn't seem to hold true, because that old ethos of
>easy and normal are to get used to the game or if you have brain problems, anything harder is the real game.
still survives in them.

>So you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass.
The siren probably won't survive that.

>tfw get called a pro after saving my team

more like he grinds your gf butt to meaty chunks of flesh

Call up his younger bro who actually took advantage of their genes by going to the gym to put the zedlet in his place.

Was KF mod FP design better than KF1 FP?

Bury what's left of her in a plastic bag, get revenge with a rocket launcher, see if OP's mom is still single. In that order.

Or call up me m8 to jump the fuck.

>Husks on high priority
>Sirens on low priority
What the fuck am I reading?

Sirens on low because without the skill they fuck up your charges. Husks on high cause who the fuck else can actually dedicate time to detonate them when you're not getting gangbanged by big guys. Also because they blow up well with that fuel tank on their back.

>charge
what?
just shoot the fucking siren with a rocket
theres literally no downside to demo right now. even scrakes can be solo'd by demo if you just shoot it with duds

I an welding this do-ah

I always told her, I'd make something of myself - and she never listened.

>Also because they blow up well with that fuel tank on their back.
But its because their fuel tank easily blows up that literally any other class with a ballistic weapon would be better at dealing with them than a Demo. Also Sirens are weak to explosives, so erasing out of existance with a single click is pretty damn valuable on higher difficulties if they get too close.

>2017
>people still plays firebug with the blue flame meme instead of playing with a spitfire build

Firebug with blue flames lets me solo any map on HOE.

>playing firebug without using the regular flamethrower and topscoring by doing nothing

>2017
>zerker players are still braindead retards who blame their team for charging against a horde by themselves
Some things never change

>Teammate dies
>tosscash 1 all over his corpse
>Round ends
>tosscash 1 to the music until I run out of dosh
Why can't I do this in KF2

>get all health regen and quick attack damage and speed
>become invincible

>if they get too close
If they've gotten close then they're already screaming meaning you have to skill into being able to kill them. Granted, its a skill everyone takes but the chart has to account for both 1s and 25s. Husks, however, fall into a weird range for a whole bunch of the ballistic perks. He's gonna be out of range of the gunslinger and probably the support unless he's in the middle of firing. Commando probably has better fish to fry between either supporting the big guy murder or clearing trash to keep zed time going. Medic is too busy baby sitting someone retarded to focus on the mid zed. That really leaves Swat and sharpshooter who don't find their way onto teams a lot.
Console commands or .ini files.

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like people generally played a more diverse assortment of games in the past, which gives a better insight into game mechanics and different ways of dealing with things. Lets you figure games out quicker when you have that experience.

Post you're are favorite KF or KF2:
>Character
>Class
>Loadout
>Map

>Mute annoying french trader
>Game and music go quieter when she is "talking"

KF:
>Mr. Foster
>Medic
>Typically run MP5M, Schneidzekk, and ZED
>West London or Wyre

KF2:
>Mr. Foster
>Gunslinger
>Pretty much having every gunslinger weapon at once because pistols are so light
>The Tragic Kingdom

>Character
My nigga Rob Allen AKA Shadow Ferret.
>Class
Commando in KF1, Demolitions in KF2.
>Loadout
I like to embrace my people's history by using the Tommy Gun.
>Map
Hellride in KF1. The Descent in KF2.

>picking 1911
>ever

Winchester/Centerfire are as good or even better than Deagle/.500.

>Foundry Worker Aldridge - Classic Briar
>Sharpshooter - Gunslinger
>MK23, M14EBR, Dual Handcannons when the ammo is needed
>Wyre/Foundry - Don't particularly like any KF2 maps

>not picking the 1911
>not picking the best trash and mid popper you got for when your team inevitably lets you down
>reloading bullets individually like a pleb rather than in glorious magazines or speedloaders

>dr. gary glover
>zerker
>katana axe lar
>waterworks

Call her a fucking casual because if she survived that it means she was playing on easy.

1
>scully
>firebug
>flamethrower and mac10
>mountainpass
2
>classic masterson
>gunslinger
>dual 1911s+dual deagles+dual .500s+medipistol
>the descent just for how fucking silly it is, like, what fucking drugs was volter on when he was designing the place?

BLU Pyro
Firebug (ofc)
Trench gun
Dunno