Fuck

>fuck
>marry
>kill

bump

Fuck Ciri
Marry Triss
Hang Yenn

>kill triss
>fuck and marry yen
>adopt ciri

Does Yenn's asshole taste like lilacs and gooseberries?

yes

>>fuck
yen
>>marry
ciri
>>kill
triss

Who has the biggest tits?

Fuck ciri
merry trish
kill yenn

All of them with the right mod

so sex gives bonus points to witcher.

Fuck off Nintendo retard, you fags are killing this site

best option

>let epic I'll make up my own shit up instead of answer the question

Retard

kill marry fuck
Ciri is kind of a brat and too mary sueish. apart from her special powers she's boring as fuck and has a really boring body
Yen is the ultimate wife; stunningly beautiful, challenges and supports Geralt, yet is more dutiful and honest to him than anyone else in the universe
Triss is smoking hot but a dumb child, essentially, who has a crush on Geralt but is a liar and shallow person

Kill Yennefer because she's a cunt.
Fuck Triss but then give her up to the witch hunters so she can't interfere.
Marry Ciri but chain her up in Dimeritium so she can't run away.

Marry Yen
Kill Triss
Adopt Ciri

all other options are fucking wrong.

The only correct answer is
Marry Ciri
Fuck Yenn
Kill Triss

fuck ciri
marry Yenn
kill triss

>Marry Regis
>Fuck Geralt
>Kill ugly used whores

Yenn literally slips Geralt a date rape drug that last forever

fuck you

>kill
>kill
>kill

Human women are boring

>unneeded "le epic" edit to be le epic Sup Forums
Retarded.

fuck 2, marry 1, kill 3
i haven't played the game i'm going by looks

Don't worry, you are right.

SPBP

Ciri and Yen both have elven blood

>let epic counterpost
retardeded

>all these fags killing triss
fucking soyboys

>marrying a polish slag

Fuck Triss
Marry Triss
Kill Yenn
Adobt Ciri and live happily ever after in Toussaint.

Any other answer is punishable by death.

i will answer the question. Fuck Triss, Marry Yenn, Kill Ciri

>all these pathetic, whipped triss posters.

Doormats, the lot of you

Fuck Keira
Marry Philippa
Kill Yen and Triss

Marry Yenn, do nothing to the others.

Philippa is a conniving lesbian though

I'll never understand why they are no cute blonde hair blue eyed main love interests. Non aryan women are just blah

how do u have all of them

Fuck Triss, Marry Ciri, Kill Yenn

God tier : fuck'em all. Kill triss and yen marry ciri.
Pleb tier : fuck triss. Marry yen. Kill ciri
V tier : fuck yen. Marry triss. Kill triss

None of them seem like the type to get married

shame pic related never shows up in the games
I want to see what kind of magic she could pull off

Philippa was just going through a phase though, at least that's what Triss said I think

>fuck
no one
>marry
no one
>kill
myself

All witches are whores

I think Yen definitely would have if she wasn't barren
it's one of the reasons she's so bitter

Marry Triss
Fuck Ciri over and over in Triss' bed
Kill Yenn because I like her enough to not want her to suffer through the moans Ciri will be making.

cute

patrician taste

>phase
isn't she like a hundred years old, like most witches?

Fringilla has the best hair

Can't see just use magic to make herself unbarren?

I mean she already used it to change from a freak with a hump to one of the most beautiful women in the setting

>best two are the least sluttily dressed
based poles

Yen
Yen
Every other girl in the game

No, it says in the books that's she's been looking for a way and kind find it

yeah you got the order right OP

*can't find it
pic is missing Francesca, or was she kicked out/left?

Correct

that pic is cool as all hell

Triss hates fatties and Ciri will fuck neckbeards so you'd best consider shit before you pick.

>fuck
want to seem them all get fucked to death by horse cocks to be perfectly honest.

hang the witches
fuck and marry shani

Sadly theres no in-game model for Francesca

Fuck Triss
Marry Ciri
Fuck and Kill Yen

Don't give Sup Forums power, stop using that word.

Patrician taste. Also Shani is the only one who will play gwent with you

Yeah I just looked it up. There's no Lodge without Francesca, and she was the one who added Yen and Ida

man the building interiors in that game are so classy. Like kind of Renaissance style. Do you know any other games with that aesthetic?

>I'll make up my own shit up
But, user, that's practically witcher canon.

Are you saying people don't go through phases during every stage in their life?

the fuck is wrong with her face? who made a mod like that?

she looks like a pampered scrawny and irate teen girl in most art though, and she in fact kinda behaves like one in the books

this desu

wasn't she described as the most beautiful woman in the world? i might not remember it correctly though.

there's kind of a point in your life when you're pretty much done growing and ossified. If you didn't grow up before like 28 you're pretty screwed.

Well CDPR was lazy and they recycled the velen master blacksmith's face, added a blindfold, and used that for philippa's model

yo why does everything about the witcher 1 feel like an entirely different series from the other games

>western vidya women
kill them all

>Slavs
>Western

>fuck and marry ciri
>kill other two

if it's not from a ching chang chong country it's western.

>Le slavs aren't western meme

They have more in common with the west than Asia

Kill TRISS

I'd kill all these sluts tbqhwyf

Witcher 2 has the drunkest story I've ever experienced in an RPG

is communism considered western?

^

Is capitalism considered western?

Marry Ciri, become dad of king of the world.

Fuck Triss, I like redheads, even if her personality is nasty.

Kill Yenn.

yes
chinese just copied communism
like they copied everything else
they have no creativity

why do communists bitch about 'western imperialism' when their goal is to spread communism?

Fuck Ciri
Marry Yen
Kill Triss

I'd rather not kill any of them but I like Triss the least out of the three.
Though I don't really dislike any of them.

>Marry Ciri
>Fuck Triss
>Kill Yen

Yeah, I recall the scene where the Nilfgardian bookworm sorceress (invited by Fringilla Vigo?) was freaking out about how they all were beautiful and they all were like, wait till she meets Francesca.

bump

>All these morons saying marry Ciri

You know she'd never be faithful right?

hey you can bump it up your ass

Because those things aren't the same at all?

>Live by our rules or die!
vs
>Live by our rules or die!

Seems identical to me.