The last vidya character you played as is now trying to kill you...

The last vidya character you played as is now trying to kill you. Your only line of defense is the last vidya character you fapped to who will do their best to defeat said character to save you.

How fucked are you?

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>Sebastian from TEW
>Christie from DOA
I think I'm alright. Also not vidya.

>Ratchet
>this guy
This stupid bug is unbeatable

what if they're one in the same OP?

>Raiden vs. 2B
Hmmm.

>Mario
>Samus
should be alright as long as this isn't brawl.

>my Runescape character
>Sombra

He can just tank her shitty damage with sharks so I'm fucked.

>Samus
>Mario
should be alright as long as this is brawl.

>Alex Mercer
>Monika
Could she just delete him?

>fapping to Mario

>not fapping to Mario

>Wario vs. Tamamo
that'd be an interesting battle

>Mario
I don't fap to video game characters, but pic related. I guess I'll die then

Alkaiser is fighting Sabrina from Pokemon.
I really don't know.

>p5 main character
>futaba
I’d probably die

>sylvanas defending me from tyrande

Sylvanas will just let me die, kill Tyrande while her guard is down and then resurrect me as a Forsaken

I want to be Asami

I have several questions.

>played as
Mario
>fapped to
...Shit. I literally cannot remember this.

Do I really belong here?

What if i've fapped to the last character i've played as?

>Mario
>A bunch of FE girls
Yeah, we are all fucked.

>Samus
>Mercy
Too bad I never played Overwatch to know if she stands a chance

Zelda will protect me from Link

No, you don't.

Technically no, but she can just let Samus kill you then resurrect you after she's gone.

Assuming Samus turned you to pulp she most likely wouldn't stick around long enough after the deed to make Mercy miss her window.

Lucky for Cate Archer I fapped to this harmless pile of tits last and not one of the many, many vidya girl that could easily defeat her.

Shoot

No need to be so extreme, I'd settle for just neutering you.

Link coming to kill me and purah stopping him, could maybe work out but it would rely on her talking him out of it.

dragonborn
jaina

i do not know what should i feel

>Haseo
>vs another vidya character (Overwatch in this case)
>implying any of them could stand up to data drain.
Pretty sure I'm safe as long as I'm not playing any games. I can probably kick his ass irl.

That's not a question fucking retard

>An inkling
>Taki from Soul Calibur
I should be fine. I don't think Inklings can even kill people with their paint guns.

do you suck dicks?

>Doom guy vs Jill Valentine

Welp, it´s gonna be interesting, but probably Doom guy would rape Jill. Not in a sexual way.

No I hate fags

Why are catfights so fucking hot?

>Motorcyclist
>Peach
She'll fucking nudge him off his MX.

Falcon vs 2B

>my trainer from Pokemon Ultra Moon is trying to kill me and I have Shantae to defend
i actually have no idea. My pokemon are only level 30, so they're not ungodly powerful monsters yet. I've never touched a shantae game so i have no idea what her chances are like

>Last vidya I fapped to was pic.
>Last character I played as was Ezmo.
I honestly have no clue who'd win. It depends if Link is the cute effeminate bitch that he is in the doujin or not.

I don't play video games, I only fap to them.

>2B
vs
>The guy from Factorio

I'm fucked unless he has time to prepare.

Do you really need that question answered? It's two hot chicks slapping each other, rubbing each others bodies, and pulling each other's hair. That's all your penis needs to be excited.

Leon S. Kennedy Vs Claire and Sherry

I think I'll be fine.

well, it's that or the bitchy stares they give eachother?

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PM's Zelda
Peach

Well, I'm fucked

That too.

Purah has to defend me from Link

I'd say I was fucked but Link from BotW is a giant pussy I would just have to push him over and he'd fall 100 feet backwards then die

>Yugi Moto vs. Mai Valentine
Since shadow games are not real, I think I would be fine. Mai would use her giant boobies to suffocate that little hobbit.

>Bayonetta from Bayonetta
>Meltys from Meltys Quest

Yep, I'm screwed.

>Played as
Murky
>Fapped to
My loli waifu in Artificial Academy 2

I'm fucked

>Doomguy
>Kat from GR

But you're forgetting Link has fairies, magic revival from a dead champion, and dozens of meals to instantly recover his health. BOTW Link is a cheater who won't die.

My skyrim character
My skyrim character
They tie.

I want to see your Death Battle happen.

>Neir Automata A2
>Gravity Rush Raven

Whoa.

Then you have a twins threesome after they wake up from their comas?

>Doom guy
>Samus
Interesting matchup

She can just stun him with a MIIIIIINAAAAAAAA every time so you can escape.

>Goro Majima
>Priscilla from Dark Souls
I'm good.

>Master Chief
>Versus
>Rubi from Wet
Nice knowing you lot

Would it be the boy and Trico from The Last Guardian or just the boy?

Either way Rikku would be protecting me and she has a bunch of wings to discovery so she will be hitting for 9999 damage. I'll be fine.

Interesting indeed. Samus is definitely sneakier and more agile, and they both have impressive weapons. The matchup would probably come down to the strength of their armors. I don't know if there is an objective way to compare their armor durabilities.

>Red from Pokemon Blue
>Red from Pokemon

Which Red is the second one? Any Red from a later game would beat Gen 1 Red, because his Pokemon would have access to better movepools, held items, and stat min-maxing.

>the player character from Pokemon USuMo
>Misty

brb digging grave

>A2 from Nier
>Fire Keeper from Dark Souls III

I'm beyond dead. It's pretty much over for me. I just hope A2 just kills me and the Fire Keeper stays safe.

>implying he has any of that

its not required to beat the game, I'm talking strictly about his physicality

Nobody can defeat Chicken-chan.

>Steve From Minecraft
>Midna From Twilight Princess

Get Fucked Steve.

>Sims 3 maximum playboy with all seduction lifetime perks in Kinkyworld trying to kill me
>Defending by Menat
I'm fine, but Meant is pretty fucked.

Widowmaker vs.... Widowmaker. at least I get to look at double the ass.

>JC Denton
>Pyra

Uhhhh

>staking your life on a coinflip
Good luck, user.