"It's okay when Nintendo does it"

>Ubisoft towers
>abysmal framerate dips
>PS2-tier textures
>laughably bad voice acting
>shitty soundtrack
>120 lazy copy pasted puzzle rooms as a replacement for actual dungeons
And yet it will still inevitably win GOTY.
Explain yourselves right now how you think the Nintendo bonus isn't real

>ubisoft towers
stopped reading here, the problem with ubisoft towers is that they mark everything on your map so you don't have to do any exploring, botw towers just give you a vantage point

>ubisoft

Holy fuck how I have not made the connection before
Its literally Far Cry/Assassins Creed

>Play Ubisoft game
>get bored in a couple hours, never finish
>play BotW, make it 35 hours in, get bored, kill Ganon for a satisfying ending

I dunno, it's a cut above in my opinion because the world you explore is way cooler, there's lots of awesome scenery and little vignettes, and when you get bored with what you are doing you literally just go and kick Ganon's ass. That was a big plus for me. I didn't finish even half the shrines or attempt to collect Korok seeds. I never bothered to do Death Mountain. I just explored and shit until that got boring then won.

Was it a 10/10? Probably not even a 9, but I enjoyed it for a good ~40 hours and I look forward to the sequel where they can spend less time designing the foundation and more time filling it with cool stuff.

don't stop reading there, soyboy
OP listed many great points.
BotW confirmed a decent game, but a shit Zelda game that we don't want a continuation of.

Should we all be playing HZD wtih ealking Ubisoft towers instead?

Yes I know you watched that one shitty video defending the towers, come back with a real argument

>bad voice acting
lol #imwithher #4thepayers #myvaginahadabloodbornetoday

you can't reason with nintendo autists

>pull out binoculars and mark everything with a glowing pin

Honestly is it that much different? Just a few more seconds or marking things but it's still the same concept

How are they Ubisoft Towers when they lock nothing away like the ones in Ubisoft games do?

>people unironically liked cinematic nu-zelda more than botw
yikes

It is a real argument you autistic nigger. The towers in BOTW function in the same way as the map rooms in Metroid.

>It's a Sup Forums cries about X being successful episdoe. First Bloodborne and now BOTW

>120 lazy copy pasted puzzle rooms as a replacement for actual dungeons

Man I remember when they said there would be 120 dungeons and everyone thought they would be actually small dungeons, like mini versions of the usual dungeons with bosses and stuff.
But no, you are lucky if its not just a room with a puzzle.

Also maybe I'm the only autistic enough being bothered by this but the shrines also fuck up the lore. Like, where all those shrines go in the other games??

>implying BotW isn't the most cinematic yet with its cringey, pretentious voice acting.
???

Breath of the Wild couldn't be done on PC or Sony or Xbox. It's the type of game that could only be played on the NIntendo Switch. That alone makes it special.

It literally plays better emulated on my fucking laptop than it does on wither the WiiU or the Switch.
Nice try tho.

I used to hate this image, now I just hate you whiny bitches. Cry a little more faggot.

Image is spot on. Tired of these fucking sheep defending botw.

If he can't climb the moutain why doesn't he use his gust move and also why doesn't he skip the cooking animation? Why does he only stay in the first area where only bobkins spawn? Why does he keep only carrying one weapon with weak durability?

>Ubisoft towers
False, Ubisoft towers merely place icons on your mini map for you. Here they act as a vantage point for you to figure out where to go next. Not to mention the Paraglider allows you to cover tremendous ground from the towers.

>abysmal framerate dips
Has been fixed since launch.

>PS2-tier textures
PS2 would be nowhere near capable of these textures.

>laughably bad voice acting
Voice acting isn't great, but nowhere near "laughably bad"

>shitty soundtrack
That's nominated for Best Soundtrack at TGA

>120 lazy copy pasted puzzle rooms as a replacement for actual dungeons
You really need to know what "Copy/Paste" is

Now where are the actual criticisms of the game?

If I was to make a video mirroring your argument. Does your argument lose all of its validity?

I'm not even saying those are bad games.
I really enjoyed Far Cry 3 and 4,not just the exploring but the main missions and side missions too.
Now I realized BoTW was pretty much the same.
The difference being that Far Cry had a much longer campaign, which actually makes the game feel like it had more going on for it.
In BoTW feels more they built a big map and that was that. And most of the total time you spend in that game is probably by climbing shit and traveling by foot.

I just bought this game the other day and the framerate dips are still really apparent and annoying. There's no excuse.
Because the OST was nominated for some shitty awards show doesn't mean it's good.

>Blunderfag got so tired of being BTFO'd every day in xeno threads that he went full circle back to shitposting about Zelda again

if you played shadow of war, you'll realize how game developers don't even try when it comes to making you want to explore, since in those maps, you can't figure out if a location is interesting without making you look for an icon to pop up

Oh shit, something editied in paint
All criticism is null and void

Why does this great game trigger soybois so much?

Should be changed to seconds.

>shitty soundtrack
stopped right there

So is Sup Forums full of nintendo fans?

I hate the term soyboy, I think it's fucking stupid and I wish people would stop using it to describe anything they dislike
I also really like botw, it's fun as fuck
but my god botw is the definition of a game for soyboys

Sorry soyny boi

Zelda is part of the soyboy starter pack though

What's wrong with Zelda? Why do you have to make up defects or put nitpicks in a vacuum and then pretend that it ruins the game? It ruins the game for nobody other than yourselves, game will still be praised tomorrow and the day after that.
All of this is pointless, you're a bunch of contrarian losers and you'll never have any impact in the real world.

I think you fail to realize how shit 3D Zelda has been since Wind Waker. BotW was a refreshing change in formula. The whole game kinda feels like looking at the OOT beta pics to me.

The PC would blow the Switch out of the water if they released it, just because they restrict what consoles you can or can't enjoy the game on doesn't make it "special"

Why doesn't this get auto-filtered like all the wigger speak we did a while ago?
Mods can't even be good at being fags anymore.

Most of this things are true.
It's a subpar game at minimun or above average at maximun.
A 6/10 that would get ignored if t didn't have a Zelda skin.
But of course ninten.d.rones will praise it like it's the 2nd coming of Christ like they do with everything Nintendo shits in the post-Gamecube era.

No, he just repeated the same made-up shit thats been posted 10000 times before. Everybody knows its made up shit, everybody knows its copypasta shit, sonybros pretend its some profound observations.

>Because the OST was nominated for some shitty awards show doesn't mean it's good.
Yes it does

Why did you bump this garbage thread?

Right on time.

>shitty soundtrack
Are you speaking academically or casually?

>Like, where all those shrines go in the other games??
You didnt play the game did you? They werent there. BoTW takes place ca 10,000 yrs after the previous incarnation of ganon was defeated, the shrines were built shortly after that ganon was defeated, to help train the next link. Since there was no ganon in the meantime, there were no legends of zelda either. The game implies that this is the end of ganon and the end of time in the zeldaverse, so all other zeldas occur before this one (and before the previous ganon since that scenario as described in game hasn't been in a game before).

lazy copy pasted puzzle rooms as a replacement for actual dungeons
there are more thought put into some of those shrines than other games put on the entire game develpment process

VAN
TAGE
POINT
FUCKING
DUMBASS

Why do good exclusives trigger Sup Forums so much?

>ubisoft towers
Stopped reading there. There are no ubisoft towers. Ubisoft towers light up your whole map with everything relevant. Botw towers just lets you know where roads are and MAJOR terrain names. Huge difference. Botw is just a general map. Ubisoft towers are much much more and you know that.

What does BOTW have that makes So(n)yboys so mad?