What does MP stand for?

What does MP stand for?

Maschinenpistole

My penis

Magik

Micro Penis. Why? did a girl say you had MP?

My poop

Magic penetration

Man Points

nigger

Magic points

Magic points or mana points, you absolute retard.

Mana Points

Magic potential

magic potion, how fucking retarded are you idiots on this site?

What does HP stand for?

Militaty police

manna pints

Multiplayer

Multi player

Harry potter

Her poop

Huge Penis, just like mine and not yours

Hit points

What is this yellow potion for?

why, My Peanus weenus of course

hahah!

it's My (weeeeeenus) Peanus! hahah

ITT: What does MP stand for - my answer, of course, My Peanus weenus

hahaha!

Hydrogen Peroxide, good for disinfecting wounds.

Oh I remember that one. It stands for EXecution Points!

PP

Staminuh

mega pussy

SP

What is this green potion for?

Some nice cooking oil.

It's a bottle of poison.

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

EP

The green potion is too strong for you, traveler

Porion of mutation

What is this purple potion for?

What color was PP again?

that one turns you into a futa!

oi, has anyone seen my piss? someone emptied my jar.

>mfw drinking that potion may be the best decision of all time

>yfw only guys want to fuck you

What does this do?

mana position

thanks doc

Thank err docter

thanks doc potion

wankar

/an/ here you're all retards it's horsepower. for example my brother's mustang has 300 hp

>her penis

What a shit edit

Energy.

Stamina.

AUTISM

MP Points

pp

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If I hit your brother's mustang horse 300 times, would he die?