Shepard

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

TOMORROW I'LL

Wrex.

This is my favourite Wrex on the citadel.

Shepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

Shepard.

No, I'm not curing the genophage, get out!!

Wrex.

SHUPUUUURD? SHPRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME

Shepard Commander

WREX?

Grunt > Garrus > Legion > Kaiden > Jake > James

dead IP

...

The Krogan did nothing wrong.

>Jake

Okeer would have been a more interesting party member than Grunt

WREX

The black guy

oh you meant Jacob, forgive me I'm retarded.

KROGAN COCK

ASSUMING CONTROL

THIS HURTS YOU

Whats his name Sup Forums?

Jersey McShore

i have no idea, honestly

END OF RINE
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RINE ENDS HERE!

Dirk Hardcheese

Beef McLargehuge

The Chad Virgin

DING DONG BANNU

Smokeweed D. Bear

Faggot.

Bob Johnson

*shoots you*

Blast McMuscle

We’ll bang ok.

Human McManFace

Femshep's night out

More likable than expected.

LARGE MC-BIG HUGE

We'll bang, OK?

SO GOOD

would you fuck garrus in a non gay way?

Sauce?

Buff McFuckyou

...

Shepard.

I'd fuck Garrus in an utterly non-homosexual way

Why is Legion best boy?

It's reached a point where I instinctively know him as Beef McLargeHuge and can't recall his real name anymore. It was a Mexican name right? Diaz or Sanchez or something?

Steve Cortez

I've really been wanting to replay ME recently. But there's so many recent games in my backlog I can't justify it.

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.

>turds mcslashdown

patrician taste

STEEEEEEEVE

You sure?

Hell fucking yes. I'd let him fuck me all night in a non gay way. I'd also let him fuck me all night in a gay way because it's Garrus. I want to hear the sound of his waist slapping against my ass as he pounds me.

>non homosexual gay sex

What about Legion? Would you fuck Legion/let him fuck you in a non-gay way?

It's just gay sex. No homo.