How do you respond?

how do you respond?

izipizi

i use bg2ez

I don't play shitty games that have the type of people that do this.

shut up jerk

mad

gg
>disconnect

gg

blu team smells

Well, now you're just playing into my bullying fetish.

you don't respond

I report him for toxicity. This blatant lack of sportsmanship does not belong in Overwatch.

Tbag them even if I don't kill them or if they're on my team and they die.

G_G

#MeToo

1v1 rm

t. mad cuck

I don't. I never type or talk in games, I just nod or jump until they stop talking.

By calmly reassuring my self that this is just a game and that I shouldn't fall for the easy trigger.

You don't you try to beat them. Why would you argue with someone calling you free with words and not trying to prove them wrong.

this but in rocket league and unironically

>Yeah those 999 hours really payed off virgin fag, GG
>*disconnect*

:v

ez? look at the score? 1 point off ez?

I usually just shitpost back with off-topic stuff, like fun facts about bees. Like I do here when people get shitty.

gg no re

>disconnect

>get into new game

>repeat.

>payed

It ain't ez being steezy

Fuck you bitch my teammates sucked

JEPH HELP ME!!!

ok

>gg ez
>you disconnect and go into a new game
>get an invite/friend request from a recent opponent

what do you do?

yeah gg for your mom faggot then spam BAM until you get kicked then pm "mad".

call them a nigger

Track down the player, kill him in the other match, then spam gg on his body

If you're on PC, you accept
If you're on console, you reject that shit immediately

why?

haha your great at this! can we be friends?
or
what is gg?

*teleports behind u*

>put mic down
>leave it on
>proceed to kick my dog repeatedly
That'll show him.

Add them.
Had this happen once, asked him why he added me
"Because you sucked"
I the proceeded to very calmly ask him why he said that, what was going through his mind, and what he thought of the consequences of saying that was. I asked him what his intentions were and what he goal was by saying stuff like that, what he was contributing to anything by saying that. He ended up apologizing for what he said. Felt great, not in a spiteful way, but in a sense that hopefully he grows up and that there's one less shit talking cunt out there

On Steam, if you want to shit on somebody you can just leave a comment on their profile without friending them
On PSN or XB, you can pretty much only message people by friending them

Depends was it ez?
>if yes
2ez
>if no
Fuck you

Thanks for the copy pasta.

Nw, genuinely OC tho.

Suck it blue!

I take things that never happened for 500

ez like your mom :^)

Whatever, faggot, at least I get pussy.

Eh, it happened, (you) don't have to believe me, and I don't expect (you) to. Just sharing what happened in hopes that others might think differently.

>so mad he broke his keyboard and cant respond now

>spectating game
>join team that is just about to win so that I can take the victory
>say "gg ez"
>the amount of mad

>lose
>sorry I'm high lol

actually im a straight edge

How do I respond?

HOW DO I FUCKING RESPOND?

I FUCKING SCREECH INTO THE MIC, DECIMATE MY TEAMS EARS. THEY DON'T DESERVE IT FOR LOSING TO SUCH A HIGH CLASS CHARACTER. I TELL THE MAN HE DESERVES GREAT PRAISE AND THEN I SUCK HIS DICK. I SUCK IT HARDER THAN HE'S EVER HAD IT SUCKED BEFORE. AS SOON AS HE IS ABOUT TO COME, I SUCK HIS DICK CLEAN OFF, AND UTTER,

"GG EZ"

I don't.

if gg
GG
if bg
BG

I don't respond and continue playing.

hit t key
gg
then hit enter

its what i've BEEN doing since 1996 faggot

>K

Honestly i dont see this much because im not really into competitive games. its usually overwatch and its usually a guy raging against his team because we wiped the floor with him and he always talks shit about how he was the only one doing anything and everyone was useless and he carried his team. Always a platinum border faggot

"reported, gg" is the only correct answer.

>esc button
>quit

>Playing a team game where the enemy team is going well
>"lol, I am so pro"
>Tell him that it is only his team
>"1v1 me fag"
>Do so
>Win
>"It's a team game, this proves nothing

Nothing gets me more mad

ggwp

Well, well well. It seems as though I have once again, despite my best efforts, become a pawn in one of your rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left my state being of a lesser quality than before. And yes, while it is true that I will eventually recover from this recent turn of events, it remains unclear whether my social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worse. After all is said is done, at the end of the day, I have to accept the fact that I just got bamboozled by a master ruseman.

>fuck up an ult or something
>sorry my cat got on my keyboard
>I dont have a cat

i like peanut butter.

1v1 ? Typical response is " lol why ? " cause they know they'll get wrecked.

ur mum

>drop faggot who's been talking shit all game
>press "Nigger down, push in!" bind
Reminder that if you play a game where you can't do this, play a real game instead where you can.

only thing easier is your sister

>click on the report button
>report for bad chat behavior
>block player
>leave game


OR

>block chat before cucks can even write this shit

"You may have won in the game of ____, but I win in the game of life, you fucking nerd"

*player has disconnected*
>hurry to Sup Forums and make a thread about it

*reports*

:^)

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teams were stacked, faggot

I squelch everyone before they can talk to me, everyone else is subhuman trash and don't deserve to speak to me directly

t. salty scrub

>gg reported :^)

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Only correct responses

mute them if the game is still ongoing, queue up for another game if it just ended.

Nobody is expecting you to respond. .

>ggez
>give em the salty runback
>win every match since
>"GGez"
>opponent left the match before it was over
Like poetry

mad

>Check this account
>It's real
>Tweets: 3,858

There are a lot of P's.

if he's on my team, nothing
if he's me, gloat more
if he's on the other team, get spiteful and try to ban him that faggot deserves it

About as easy as getting your Mum to shit in your PS4 son, enjoy the smell

I'd be less pissed if you just admitted you were bad instead of using the high excuse.
I've been gaming with a bro that can only game high as fuck and if he gets too high he just starts fucking around and laughing like an idiot when he's literally throwing the match because DUDE WEED LMAO

i don't
just let it go

>That last message
>clearly meant to mean KILL PEOPLE

teach me daddy

What the fuck are you talking about? I never friend anybody on PSN and I get messages all the time. There's an option to only get messages from friends but it's off by default and no one changes it

I don't, because the game is over

when is this said in a match that is actually balanced?

I disabled my chat because reading that makes me play worse.

>enjoy your ban *smiley face with the carrot nose*

LMAO OK SORRY I DON'T PLAY THIS GAME ALL DAY LIKE YOU, AND NO I'M NOT FUCKING MAD MY GF WAS BLOWING ME AND I WAS DISTRACtED

Then you talked to a literal cuck and soyboy.

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